-All right, man. Hey game time and we have a pretty cool new piece of kit. -Sure do
I'm excited to show the viewers man, whoo
-Just waiting on the lab. -Oh god yeah.
Here it comes.
Mission Control
-This is so exciting, this is so exciting! I can't believe how clean they got it. -I know
-Isn't that crazy? -The smell's still there though.
I know, but it kind of makes me hungry
It's a weird...it's kind of weird. Is that normal? I don't know.
-Haha! -This is it, the big day.
I know! Alright.
-So are you are you going? -[Quietly] Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Okay!
So today. We are introducing a brand new product into our weapons lineup. It is a very very cool piece of kit.
[Loudly] What is it?
I...I personally can't wait to see how this works on the battlefield, and we all at Kapture had the highest expectation so yeah, man
Let's check it out, alright. Um...
Look, how small it is!
Dude, here It is. I know! Small, compact, easy to use.
We call it the Fluke.
Wow!
The Fluke is basically a base station and a transmitter that work together.
Just like us!
Hah! Hey!
-So when you get to the battlefield... -Yeah?
-Just open up the base station. -Yeah?
-Take a transmitter and load into any shotgun you got lying around -Any gun at home?
Pretty much, as long as it's a shotgun, and you're ready to go.
-You're ready to go capture them. This is a self-contained enemy combatant capture and repurpose system.
-Woah, woah, okay. What does that mean Jeff? -That means you capture the enemy...
-...and then make them do whatever the hell you want. -Exactly!
Isn't that fun?
And as usual my man...
...we can demo this today!
Oh, yes!
So let's check it out.
-Okay, this... -Whoa
-That's a big gun soldier. -Oh, I know I'm a big boy with a big gun
-Yaw! -Hee hee!
-Alright, are you good? -Good to go. -Alright, here we go.
-Alright bring them up!
[snickering]
[very quietly] -That's a good one, a very good one. -Confirmed.
Okay, here he comes.
All right, that's great. Just, uh...
...put him right there. Yeah, perfect, great.
So...
...we have a deal with the Department of Defense and the "Loan Out" programs with some prisons.
Now, if Mike here survives...
[quietly into camera] Which he honestly really isn't going to.
...he gets his sentence reduced.
[loudly so prisoner hears] Which I think we can pretty much guarantee is gonna happen!
Yeah! [chuckling]
[loudly to prisoner] How you doing?
Goodness. Why am I here?
Awesome. Good stuff. Well, hey...
...well, as, uh, usual, Ollie here will be our shooter.
So, uh
Why don't you just load a transmitter?
Can't wait.
[to prisoner] You're gonna love this part!
Aim...
...and FIRE!
[laughter from technicians] [sounds of pain from prisoner]
Haha, I know it stings, I know it does, I know, I know, I know.
It makes your eyes water doesn't it?
[prisoner swearing]
Oh man, alright. So this, this, this is my favorite part. Okay, so, uh, let's make the neural connection.
Here we go
Connecting
And there we have it.
Full cerebral capture.
Everything that's on the screen...
...is actually Mike's vision
It's incredible!
So now, Gary...
...can actually quite simply just pilot the captured combatant.
So uh let's take him for a walk.
-Here we go. [quietly] -Here we go!
And forward.
-Oh no, he's coming right at me! -What are we gonna do!?
-Oh no! -Ahhh!
And stop.
Yeah, there, we go, great. And pivot -And pivoting.
Very nice.
Man, I wish there was a posture button here.
Wow! It is really that simple.
[laughter]
Oh man, alright. Well, hey, Gary? Why don't you just drive him into the enemy hut?
Okay. Here he goes.
There he goes.
[mocking tone] See you later guys! Oh, thanks for this opportunity. I can't wait to see what's in this straw hut.
[mocking tone] Hahaha, sure do like huts. Oh wow. Hey, what's in here?
And great!
There he is.
So now the enemy combatant...
...is back in his home base surrounded, by, other...
Combatants!
So now all we have to do is just hit the detonate button.
And...
...hit it!
Woah!
[laughter]
He just...