you weren't there we made out it was
intense and passionate
gave me a sweatshirt yes i noticed
they probably noticed in space and fyi
you look completely insane wearing it
look
i don't know what buddy's doing with you
or what you think he's doing with you
but you need to move on you want to talk
all you care about is some scuffle that
happened 20 years ago you lean on that
crutch and you lean on excuses and you
and i both know you use this whole thing
as an excuse to do absolutely nothing
with your life
scuffle you don't know about what
happened to me
okay those jocks used to blow during
lunch
they shattered my legs bashed in my
brains
mangled my so that i have to
piss and come sideways for the rest of
my life
then they left me for dead
you know things aren't too great down
south
i can barely get off by myself you know
let alone with
with another person
you know what's done is done can't keep
dwelling on the past matt
are you kidding are you talk
about
dwelling in the past here you are back
in mercury
like a loser trying to score with a
happily married man
but he's not happy okay so just stop
saying that you're hardly
the authority on happiness sylvia
you know what matt it really is a shame
that you're like this because you know
what if you had a good personality none
of this other stuff would bother people
you know why don't you use my crutch
again as a metaphor that was brilliant
all right
that was masterful or oh no um save it
for your little teenage stories
all right because god knows you don't
know about being an adult
you