- Ow, oh.
Oh, sorry, I was...
- You don't have to do any of that Marcus.
- No?,
yeah, yeah, cool, cool okay.
- You're being really weird.
- I'm not being weird, you're being weird.
(Sasha sighs)
See what was that sigh?
(Marcus sighs)
That was weird.
- That's just how I breathe.
I'm a hard breather.
- Yeah, I know that now.
- Ew.
- No, that was supposed to be cute.
That was supposed to be like,
cause we had sex, I know what you sound like.
- Okay, I got it.
Thank you Marcus.
(Sasha singing)
- You don't know the words, do you?
- Shh, it's D'Angelo.
I don't need to know the words to know
that it's emotional and sensual
and full of melodic feelings, okay?
(Sasha singing)
(Marcus laughing)
(Sasha laughing)
- Shit.
- Welcome to Burger King.
Flame grilling since 1954.
Can I interest you in a Whopper?
You can get it to go,
if you want to eat it in your car and cry.
(hip hop music plays)
- What are you doing?
- Smoking weed and dancing in front of a mirror.
Wanna join?
- Nah.
- Dad, come on.
I challenge you to a battle.
- Well, since you put it that way.
- Okay, okay, stop, stop.
You win the battle.
- The flatware rep is here.
I know it's a lot and Netflix just called.
They want to know if you can cater
a wrap party this Sunday at the Fairmont.
- Is it for The Crown?
- No.
It's for that new Kevin James show
where he plays a young Benjamin Franklin.
- Um, okay, screw it.
Yeah, sure, why not?
- All right.
- I cannot believe I wasted my
prime reproductive years on you.
I hope you have terrible karma and
come back in the next life as a nasty little lizard
and get stepped on by someone on a hike.
You are getting the finger so hard right now.
I hope you get malaria and shit yourself to death
you shitty piece of shit.
(goat bleats)
- A little softer please.
You are scaring the goats.
- Oh.
- We are so done.
It was like being in love with a statue,
a sexy handsome chiseled statue
of a Korean Eric from The Little Mermaid.
It's just too perfect, you know?
Like I never felt like I could be myself around him.
Like if I had to fart
I'd have to go to a completely different room of the house.
(funky electronic music)
- Oh my God.
- The icky guy is Keanu Reeves.
- Hey boo.
♪ Yeah, uh ♪
♪ Uh, yeah, uh ♪
- I'm just up here, on the left.
(mumbly singing)
♪ Bounce back and back ♪
♪ Like a tennis ball ♪
♪ Bounce back ♪
♪ Bounce back like a racket ball ♪
♪ Bounce back ♪
- [Singer] Time out.
I just need to take care of this.