There are so many things right now that are closed.
Talkies, speakeasies, soda fountains--
I'm thinking of prohibition.
Anyway, you can't get a haircut as "tWitch" knows.
He's turning into Rumpelstiltskin over there.
He's got a beard.
I can't wait to see how long this thing gets.
But the hair salons are closed.
Barber shops are closed.
People are going crazy.
So a lot of people, a lot of my friends
are worried about coloring their hair.
Does Allison color her hair, "tWitch"?
Yeah, she does.
But like I say, it's like maybe what?
Twice a year or something like that?
Yeah.
Twice a year?
She's not being honest with you.
All right, no, there's no way [INAUDIBLE]
But anyway, there are a lot of people.
My roots are growing in.
Everyone knows.
They saw when I buzzed my hair off
that my hair is darker than this.
So everyone's panicking.
My hairdresser sent me a package but just gloves, and bleach,
and potions, and stuff.
I don't know how to do that.
So everyone's just going to watch
my hair grow out because I don't know how to color my own hair.
But everyone is flipping out.
But people are trying to cut their own hair at home.
If you're thinking about doing this,
I'm going to show you some photos
that you should see first.
These are people that cut their own hair.
Here's a picture.
Maybe we can see this.
This is Josh.
Now to be fair, we didn't have a before photo,
but I doubt it was worse than that.
All right, here's Daniel.
There's Daniel.
He cut his own hair.
Now at that point isn't it better
to just shave it all off?
Maybe he was on his way to doing that and then took a picture.
But you've heard of a "bowl cut."
That's like a salad plate cut.
Here's Avery.
Look at that.
She's got a little bit of everything going on there.
She's got some bangs, some long hair,
and she looks very happy with it.
Or she's just in shock.
Maybe she hasn't seen it yet.
Maybe that's just posing for picture
but not seeing a mirror.
All right, Jennifer posted this photo of her boyfriend.
Jennifer could have helped if she wasn't busy taking photos.
Maybe she had a hiccup.
She all of a sudden hiccuped because he seems like he
knows that, that happened.
And finally, here is Natalie--
posted this picture of her son.
And he said that he wanted to match his dad's haircut.
I hope he didn't get it right.
Oh, God.
The buzzers are still on his hand.
No, she's like, just keep going, I'll go get the camera.
If you see a photo of someone who cut their own hair,
send it to my house.
I can't leave here.
Just drop it off in the mailbox.
Or just slide it under the gate, but don't try to come in.
Andy's out there, and he'll get you.
Usually this when one of my producers
tells me it's time to go to break.
Andy, should we go to break?
Go to break, Ellen.
OK.
Sounds good.
Thank you.
It's weird without applause and laughter.
It's hard to tell if the stuff you're doing's funny.
It's all really funny.
[LAUGHTER]
OK.
All right, everybody go get a glass of water or whatever
and do whatever you need to do.
And we'll be back because we're just here.
We have nowhere to go.
Literally nowhere to go.
Nowhere to go.