Hold it right there!
This is the concierge, sir!
I knew it was you.
I could smell you getting off the elevator!
You was here last night too, wasn't it?
Yes sir, I was.
You was here, and you was smooching with my brother!
I'm-I'm afraid you're mistaken, sir.
Don't give me that!
You've been smooching with everybody!
Snuffy, Al, Leo,
Little Mo with the gimpy leg,
Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff.
(GASPS)
No!
IT'S A LIE!
JOHNNY: I could go on forever, baby.
I'm terribly sorry, sir, but I'm afraid you're mistaken.
We've been looking for a young man.
Alright.
I believe you.
BUT MY TOMMY GUN DON'T!
Get down on your knees and tell me you love me!
On your knees.
I love you!
You got to do better than that!
I LOVE YOU!!
J: Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you.
That's why I'm gonna let you go!
I'm gonna give you to the count of three to get your lousy, lying, lowdown four flushing carcass out my door!
One.
OPEN THE DOOR!
Two!
HA HA HA!
HAAAA!!! HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA HA!
Three!
Merry Christmas, you filthy animal!