[Caldwell]: Oh, man. What a week.
Happy Friday!
[Katie]: Happy Friday, Kassia.
[Grant]: Thanks. Got plans?
[Kassia]: Thanks. Any plans?
[Caldwell]: Uh, yeah; I think i'm gonna go see a movie.
How about you?
[Katie]: Ah, you know, blow a couple fat rails.
You?
[Grant]: I'm supposed to hangout with Kassia,
but I wanna cancel.
[Kassia]: Hanging out with Grant.
But I want to cancel.
[Caldwell]: Good luck with that.
[Katie]: Good luck.
I love cocaine.
(Western Showdown Music)
(music intensifies)
[Grant]: Hey, super excited for tonight.
[Kassia]: Yeah. Me too, man.
This gallery is the best.
I'm super excited.
[Grant]: Me too.
Me too.
Me too, me too.
Yeah. Me too.
Where is it again?
[Kassia]: Downtown.
[Grant]: Downtown!
Oh, great!
Oh, I never get to hang out downtown.
That's great. I am super excited.
[Kassia]: Yeah, same. Super, super, super excited.
I do know that traffic is gonna be pretty rough, though...
I don't wanna take up to much of your time.
[Grant]: It's fine! I don't mind!
Oh- but I don't want you to have to sit in traffic,
That's murder on your gas bill.
I'd feel bad.
[Both]: Oh, but we never hang out,
just like, the two of us,
[Kassia]: We have to do this. [Grant]: Oh, gosh, yeah.
[Kassia]: We never... Just like, us, you know?
[Grant]: Great.
So we're still on.
Okay.
Now, I know you have to be up kinda early,
And we'll probably be out really late,
So, if you cant make it...
[Kassia]: Don't be ridiculous!
I love staying out late!
I'm like, one of those people
in the painting, of the diner,
but I do know that you sometimes
have trouble sleeping, and you need a
full hour of lying down before you can fall sleep,
so if you can't make it...
[Both Arguing]
[Kassia]: We're still on! That's awesome.
So awesome.
I do know that the cover charge is gonna be
pretty steep, and I know you're
really broke right now-
[Grant]: I do know that you have like,
a carton of milk in your fridge
that's about to go bad...
[Both]: So, if you need to go home-
No! No!
[Kassia]: I do not need to go home.
[Grant]: Aw, let's get a drink after!
[Kassia]: A drink? Let's get dinner!
[Grant]: Dinner? Let's go to a concert!
[Kassia]: A concert? Let's go to a music festival!
[Grant]: A music festival? Let's start a band!
[Kassia]: You and I are starting a band!
[Grant]: This weekend!
[Kassia]: Saturday!
[Grant]: And Sunday!
[Kassia]: Great. [Grant]: Great.
[Kassia]: I am super excited.
[Grant]: Super.
[Kassia]: We should go.
[Grant]: Yes.
Let's go.
[Kassia]: You got the directions?
[Grant]: Yep. Got the tickets?
[Kassia]: Yep.
(music ends)
[Both making excuses]
[Both]: We should totally hang out soon.
[Elevator dings]
[Katie]: I forgot my cocaine. Do you guys want-
[Gunshots]
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