All right, hello everyone
Not saying any sort of introduction or or anything like that, ummm
It's not a formal review
It's 5:30 a.m.. Got back from A
Longer night walk, a walk about, you know, three miles or so. It was nice
Again this isn't you know a structured review
I wouldn't even call this a review, but I know I'm just gonna sit here and talk about these cookies
and everyone will consider it a review so it probably is
you know the number of times which I'll simply sit here and
You know be asked about some cookies for a few minutes
Is around 400 I was going to say limited, but that doesn't really work
As it's pretty much what I do in every single video that I produce
So you may be wondering Reviewbrah. You said you're going to start reviewing fast food. Why are you here telling you about these?
Off-brand cookies that I really don't care about at all
Why are you wasting my time like this review bro? Why are you? Why are you even doing this to me? I?
I guess
You can consider this more PSA, it's something that I tried and I realized I had to talk about
I had to I apologize for my more disheveled appearance
As I said I got a little bit warm on the walk and kind of didn't want to take
You know the shirt off you want to look longer pure with dignity in the review
but I wanted to cool down a little bit, so
That's that
These cookies. We got it at stop and shop. I guess they're they're they're lofthouse delicious cookies first
I thought they're just stop and shop brand, but apparently they're lofthouse delicious I
Just just tried one in the pack. I did, I just tried one and
I couldn't even eat it. They were they were awful. They were horrible
This word really isn't in high usage in my vocabulary, but they sucked that that's that's literally the only word I can describe them with
it says their birthday cake flavor the frosted sugar cookies and
It was just... awful. I mean these things are just horrible I
Don't know
They come in a pack like this and they're only you know $3.99, probably get them in any stop and shop
and so on so forth
And there's the cookies. They look you know,
if you ever go to a supermarket, you'll see these standard. You know the cute little little buttercream frosted cookies. They're always pretty good
I imagined well, you know these aren't any different I
Imagined you know it'd be you know a nice
sugary of course light Airy fluffy um
That is buttercream frosting I don't even know that the frosting on top perhaps
Little
Sprinkles, I thought you know this is Gonna. Be this is Gonna be good
It's gonna be you know a little treat um thought it must be good good Snacks, but was I wrong
I mean these I don't even want to take a bite of this
And you're saying you know this is a cookie. How could it be how could it be bad?
You know it's a little cookie
The main reason I wanted to talk about these which just makes them
strikingly bad is
the fact that they're salty
I'm not saying they're a little bit. I mean, they're noticeably salty cookies
And there's supposed to be these these you know fluffy sugar cookies with the sugary frosting
they're just salty um a
Little sweet too um but you're eating a cookie and it just doesn't doesn't work
I try out the frosting here wasn't really that it was this. That's the problem, the cookie itself here, I
Just don't know what's what's wrong with it
It's just an unheard-of thing for me
Try out these little sugar cookies expect them to
You know truck tastes like birthday. Cake is the box proclaims here. I believe birthday cake
birthday Cake and
It was it was just disgust
And that's what I'm feeling right now
This was just this was awful these are
Are without a doubt some of the worst worst cookies I've ever had
that's you know you may say you're going you're going too far Reviewbrah, but
it's it's the truth these are just
Just horrible I mean horrible
When a cookie says it's gonna taste like something it
Should taste like that thing that goes for any product you have an energy drink that says it's going to taste like cherry Flavor
It's going to taste like cherry flavor if it's a reputable brand
You know you get your wings from good old planet wings you say you want them hot you expect them to be hot
So with cookies when they say they're going to taste like a flavor they normally taste like that flavor
You don't get chocolate chip cookies and every time there's no chocolate chips in there. You know it just doesn't happen
so
When these cookies specify they're sugar cookies frosted and are to taste like a birthday cake you assume
Reasonably, that they're gonna taste like birthday cake
but you know instead you bite in its
I mean it kind of kind of crumbles to pieces too, but that's a whole other story about the texture itself
It's no fun thing, the thing becomes a fine little little powder, and they're not even, not even old
So who knows about that?
but
You you want birthday cake flavored cookies, you get these you know and what happens
Salty
Taste predominately salt a little sugary
you know doughy from the
uh cookie
that's just
It's I don't know
I don't know maybe I'm just kind of venting here, but just disgust just just just disgust, but that's all I have to say about this
Texture of the cookies was awful. They crumble in your hands I
Tried to eat one of these
The one that was missing of course. That's what I based this off of and
Of course this one is no different and I imagine the rest aren't either
It just crumbled all over the place crumbled on the floor
what little bit was left
I went outside and kind of kind of threw it like a frisbee into the yard figure I'd let some some sort of animal
Just just eat it
Probably ate it and threw it up who knows
So just very very disappointed um they look they looked all right. They look you know pretty good here a
Little cookie here. You know it's got its cute little
Little cute Little Spwinkles and the white frosting here
And these little sugar cookies coming in little rows here where they're looking
looking good and all lined up at attention and
What happens? They're just just horrible? It's it's awful
so
Again, I don't know
think they're just sold at stop and shop, if you see these don't just
Not not worth your time. that's all I have to say just some of the worst I've ever had
It's a it's a waste of four dollars. That's all I have to say
Lofthouse delicious cookies is certainly not delicious
So hard to actually birthday cake flavor them they're happy birthday cake flavored
Think that that's different from standard 'birthday cake flavor to me. That's what did it in
But I swear ladies and gentlemen the reason I really made this video was just the disgust and I
just wanted to know we're a big family here at the report of the week studios and
just wanted to
Express to you, all my
my anger
Well not really anger that be kind of really idiotic to get angry over some silly cookies
I'm just just my you know disappointment and
My disgust really at this this product. I'm just just a disappointment. Normally they're cookies
You mean really can't say too much bad stuff about cookies. You can just say well "They're dry" um
A
little too sweet, but these just... oof
That's horrible
Awful
That's all we got
more videos coming up
we will keep you know keep directing our focus on some more popular
You know food items fast food items et cetera if you have any requests of any new items coming out
or that just came out that you want to see reviewed
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I will get that taken care of for you, but uh
In the meantime just a little announcement here, just just horrible. I'm I'm I'm shocked appalled
Filled with consternation and horror at these these cookies. It was just
Horrible, horrible
That is all this is the report of the week with a little public service announcement. These cookies. They did things to me
I don't know if I'll ever be the same after this
so
Just something I had to tell you all about thank you we will see you later
*Muffled* Jesus... Jesus Christ