We have some good questions for you.
Shiah Smith, where Shiah Smith?
I'm Shiah.
Hi.
There she is.
All right, Shiah, what do you have for Steve?
Hi, Mr. Harvey.
Hi, Ellen.
Hi.
So my question is, my family's a little crazy.
How long should I wait to introduce my boyfriend to them?
Probably wait until you're married.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah, families have ruined many a relationship.
[LAUGHTER]
If you really like this guy, try not to introduce him
to that uncle, the one that puts his hands into potato salad,
you know, the one that's drunk that gets
the Christmas lights caught on his belt buckle
and he drags him to the bathroom.
[LAUGHTER]
Try not to let your boyfriend meet your family.
[LAUGHTER]
You're stuck with them.
Yes.
You don't need to know that.
[LAUGHTER]
OK.
Thank you, Shiah.
Thank you.
All right.
There's a lot of good questions.
I want to get to them.
Liz Choucoune, I think.
Is that correct, Liz?
Yes.
Liz, tell Steve--
Hi, Ellen.
Hi.
Hi, Steve.
I can't wait for his answer for this one, ask him.
How many times do you have sex in a week with your partner?
As many times as you can.
[LAUGHTER]
Try to cram it in.
Because you don't know, this COVID, this world
is coming to an end.
We don't know when your time is up.
Get it on then.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
[CLAPS] [LAUGHTER]
Let it in.
Uh, uh, uh, uh.
[LAUGHTER]
I have a follow up question, if I can.
So do you and your partner agree on how many times a week
and who wants to have it more, you or your partner?
Oh, absolutely not.
I don't hear him.
There's no-- oh, I'm sorry.
There's no agreement at all at my house.
OK.
No.
[LAUGHTER]
What about you, Liz?
Every now and then it matches up, but for the most part,
it's just my idea.
[LAUGHTER]
For him, I would say probably like seven days a week.
For him?
Yeah.
He wants seven days a week?
Yeah.
And what do you want?
Are you married?
[LAUGHTER]
No.
Oh.
We've been together for almost nine years.
Oh, that's going to stop.
Don't worry about it.
[LAUGHTER]
All right.
Love you both.
All right.
Love you too.
Lindsay from Farmington Hills.
Lindsay, what's your last name?
Eisenstat.
That's right.
[LAUGHTER]
All right.
What's your question for Steve?
Hi, Ellen.
Hi, Steve.
I love you both so, so much.
Hi.
Love you too.
My question is, how do you know if the guy truly likes you
and you're not just getting played?
Here, there's a couple of ways to know.
Number one, he will do practically anything for you.
[LAUGHTER]
Good.
If you hear the word "no" to 50% of your request,
he's not the guy.
[LAUGHTER]
Got it.
The guy that's crazy about you is
going to try to fulfill all the requests even
if he get it wrong.
[CLAPS]
Secondly.
Yes.
Have you met his mother?
[LAUGHTER]
No.
You ain't the one.
[LAUGHTER]
I guess I'm not.
[LAUGHS]
How long have you been dating?
Two years.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah, not good.
Get out of there.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah.
He should have been take you to meet mom.
That's one.
We got to get that.
I think so too.
Yeah.
Kelly, look for somebody else.
I mean you're not Kelly, you're Diane.
You're-- who are you?
[LAUGHTER]
I'm Lindsay.
All right.
That's OK, Ellie, he don't know who she is either.
[LAUGHTER]
I don't, yeah.
Exactly.
That's right.
All right.
No, I jumped ahead because we're running out of time.
But here's one from Kelly Payne.
Kelly, ask you a question.
I have a question.
Yeah.
What should you do if you call your significant other the
wrong name, especially if it's a name of one of your exes?
Oh, geez.
If you're driving a car try to wrap it around the nearest
telephone pole.
[LAUGHTER]
If you're in bed, get out of bed and go get in the car
and wrap yourself around the nearest telephone pole.
[LAUGHTER] [CLAPS]
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Steve, I miss you.
I love you.
I hope to see you soon in person and hug you.
I love you, Ellen.
Thanks for everything you mean a lot to me.
Keep your head up too, girl.
Back at you.
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