(drum roll)
- Either chocolates with alcohol in them
or alcohol that's chocolate flavored
I wasn't sure which you were going to say.
- What was that?
- I don't know.
(upbeat music)
- They're made by one of the largest
chocolate producers in Poland
who make some of the best chocolate
and I hope you enjoy them as well. From, Paul.
Thank you Paul.
- Lovely.
- We're very excited to try them.
- You know, funny enough for someone who loves
chocolate and alcohol putting them together
is a big no no for me. I'm not mad at them.
You know? I don't like to be hammered at dessert.
- However, for starters he's a mess.
- Oh hello.
- I mean I've had the old boozy bickeys,
I don't think I've had any of the old
boozy chocolaritos. So I'm intrigued.
(music)
- Oh hello.
- Oh rock and roll.
- Oh hello. These are little barrels.
- I got so sad for a second I thought
only you were getting one and then
a second one rolled to me.
- You just had to watch me.
- I was like, aww.
- I love the wee barrel, this is adorable. I feel
kind of like I'm Donkey Kong, a giant Donkey Kong.
- Yeah.
- Oh it smells real nice.
- That does smell nice.
- That's a nice chocolate.
- I was like maybe I can put like
one incisor in this hole and like drill it open.
- Oh!
- But that's not going to work.
- I have quite sharp, like.
- Let's
(laughter)
- You have to find a hole.
- Oh! I cracked it, look at that. Sorry. How good am I?
- My entire thing just went into half.
- That is very good. Wait a second.
- Ladies.
- Oh yeah. There's the alcohol.
(laughter)
- I'm so proud of myself! I can't believe I pulled that off.
Yes.
- Good.
- Yeah it's good.
- It's like eating a melted candle.
- Because it's a chocolate liqueur, I don't think
I can get the taste of it
because of all the other chocolate around.
- Now I can't say lick out the barrel.
- Don't. Don't do it. I'm already envisioning the comments.
They're not nice.
- Do you want to make eye contact?
(laughter)
- I think these are great. I think that these
are a perfect wee snack if you're an alcoholic.
- I'd have a fair few of them now. I'd go through
a fair few barrels of choc, choc wah. Chocolate wah.
- And then they'd be like, "Uncle Sean
where did all the choc go?" And you'd be like
I don't know.
- Ah, back in my day.
- There was no barrels.
(music)
- Oh another barrel.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh. Shit.
- Jesus, one barrel and you're out of it.
- Thank you. Oh a little cherrito.
- Cherry.
- Cherry cherry cherry.
- Hello happy day.
- So I'm presuming this is a cherry liqueur.
- I love cherry.
- Oh yeah?
- Oh yeah.
- Cherry fan?
- Yeah. Big cherry fan.
- Should we attempt to take, but look
this one seems more melted so I don't know what
the story is. Oh my keg has already been tapped.
- Ah, lucky. I'm going to try and tap it with my finger.
Ah, finger!
- Oh yeah you have to finger the barrel.
- Finger the barrel.
- Before you lick it out.
- Sorry mom.
- I wonder if I can add a glory hole
with my tongue or something. Try to get
that sweet, sweet cherry, yeah.
(squelching noises)
- I'm gonna bite off the top and I'm gonna
bite off the bottom.
- Oh?
- And I'm going to suck out all the liqueur.
- Okay.
- What is happening?
- It just broke into my mouth.
- Why is this not coming out?
- It's a lot, ah this one is
(laughter)
- Cause last time I threw it all in the mouth
so I'm just gonna have little cat licks.
- Yeah. Okay okay.
- Oh yeah.
(slurping sounds)
- I heard the pop.
Is that good?
- Pure, unadulterated cherry liqueur.
- I just got this wave of like nausea at this.
Like it's so sweet and so alcoholic, what a combo.
- I get a headache smelling this for too long.
Lik you know a really annoying air freshener in a car?
- Mm.
- Yeah it's not cherry.
- It's like raspberry-ish.
- Yeah, it's odd. It's still very good
because it's chocolate and alcohol.
- Oh yeah.
- But, I don't know if I love it.
(slurping sounds)
- That's a sound and a half. People should
have to pay extra to hear that out of you.
- I think it's a step down from the first one
to be honest. Although I like the little ring
I'm left with. Now you prefer the cherry don't you?
- Yeah. I do, I am disagreeing with you hard on this.
- That's very fair. It's very fair.
- Yeah.
- It's grand. Another barrel.
- barrel me.
- Barrel me bitches.
(upbeat music)
- Hey ya.
- Advocat Extra.
- What's Advocat?
- It's a yellow drink I think it's kind of
custardy or made of egg or something like that.
- Oh you're joking me.
- The chocolates all right isn't it?
- The chocolates good. It's good chocolate.
- Not too light not too heavy.
- Yeah.
- An egg based liqueur. I mean as long as there's not
scrambled egg in the barrel I think we're gonna be okay.
- What is this with me having accidentally
become the burping person on the Try Channel?
I'm not burping for fun. Like I have
stomach problems I can't help it.
And it's become such a fucking meme.
- I love your stomach problems.
- It's because
- I love your stomach problems.
- You just went for it.
- I did. It's kind of my thing.
- I'm getting slight nail polish remover vibes.
- Yeah it's kind of caramel with a hint of brandy.
- It's not bad, it's just unusual.
- Weird yeah.
- It's unchartered territory. We're like
explorers here. We're like astronauts on the moon.
But it's an egg based moon.
- Are you eating the full thing?
Are you going the full way? Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm so happy you didn't have to watch you eat that.
(laughter)
- I'm so uncomfortable.
- I would advocate the Advocat. This guy.
- Yeah, that's the worst one for me. Its an egg surprise.
As you say it can be quite divisive.
- This is great if the other guys like it
they can have it, there's not going to be any hard feelings.
And I can take something they dislike but I love.
It's a great system. There's no flaws here.
(burping sound)
(upbeat music)
- Ah, cafe Au lait.
- Ole!
- ♪ Ole, ole, ole, ole, ole, ole. ♪
- Ole.
- I'm feeling warm.
- Oh I just had a burp. Yeah that wasn't good.
It wasn't. I will tell you something,
none of the chocolate came back up.
- Isn't Au lait meaning with milk? Or milk?
- I hope it does.
Cause then decades of Irish people chanting
just becomes very funny.
- Yeah, Irish people.
- ♪ With milk, with milk, with milk, with milk. ♪
- See we're all ordering a coffee.
- Yeah I like coffees and lattes.
- I'm trying to suck it out.
- So you said earlier that this was
a glory hole. And in my head, I assumed
you were going in not something was coming out.
- No, no, no.
- And I was like that's a weird thing to say.
That's a weird observation for you to make
with this tiny hole. But now I get it.
It looks like a wee ding dong going on.
- Why have you never been on the other side?
So you've only been, how selfish of you.
(slurping noise)
- You're having a time.
(gurgling noises)
- Are you okay?
(laughter)
- Oh my gosh.
- It just looks so disgusting inside.
Like this does not look good inside.
- Yeah this is like a nice coffee.
- Like kinda caramelly, vanilla, very latte.
It's very latte.
- Look at this literal vat.
Oh, what?
- I'm not going to actually say what it looks like
because it will completely turn you off.
- These guys have put too much love into their barrels.
(laughter)
- This one tastes like a Freddo. Freddo chocolate bar.
- It'd be like if you made
the world's sweetest Irish coffee.
- This is chocolate. It's to be so good.
- I think that was my favorite.
- I find them indistinguishable.
- That's the best for me so far.
- Yeah.
- Best one.
- I couldn't get a loved up barrel out of my head.
(upbeat music)
- All right here we go. Last one baby,
last drink of the night.
- Whiskey!
- Well for me what's a red flag is
that these don't have little brands on them or anything.
- No they've made their own whiskey in their bath at home.
That's what's happening.
- Big wooden spoon yeah, just like that.
- Oh this, smell that. That does smell like whiskey.
Holy shit.
- Let's crack into this final bad boy
and see what we find.
- I'm definitely down for that.
- I thought it was going to break.
- What are you trying to do?
- I don't know I just.
- Do you think it's going to be better?
Because I guarantee you it won't.
Ah, I told you. I literally warned you about this.
I've no sympathy for you.
Oh gosh. You're gone. Send her home.
- Taxi!
- Oh fuck, no. Shit, no. I didn't do this.
- I warned you about this. I told you not to do it
I have no sympathy.
- That's whiskey.
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- This is a very hard flavor profile.
Because it is kinda sweet and it is kinda alcoholic
and it's chocolate but.
- Those things do not a whiskey make.
- No.
(coughing sounds)
- Hot diggity damn.
- Wow.
- Maybe we shouldn't have shot it.
- No.
- This is as much related to real whiskey flavor
as banana flavored sweets are related to bananas.
- Yes, that's probably the best comparison.
- It's like oh, I know what this is meant to be
but it's not that.
- No.
- Not that at all.
- No.
- Considerable amount of booze in those.
My fingers are sticky, everything's sticky
my stomach is like blah.
- That was a delight.
- The cafe Au lait one was nice. What was
the one that taste's like a Freddo?
I think that was
- Yeah, the cafe Au lait
- Yeah the cafe Au lait one was nice.
- The Au lait. Lovely, gorgeous, absolutely fantastic.
Whiskey was a lie, it tried to trick us.
It didn't trick us but we still hold it against you
for trying to deceive us.
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- Sorry I wasn't drawing that way too much
so I had to join in.