Hi Inseparables! How are you?
I've missed you so much! And it's been way too long.
Yeah, and I've missed you so much they have been the longest 24 hours of my life.
I have been going through Inseparable withdrawal.
Hi! Laura, woah!
We've missed you. Where have you been?
Ohhh.
>> Connie: Where are my keys?
>> Umm, oh, just on the table. Yes we sure have.
>> Where's my latin textbook? >> Umm. Uh, check the washroom.
Specifically like the toilet area. I don't know.
Yes, obviously. >> Okay, I think I have everything.
Where is my phone? >> Oh, in your hand.
>> Thank you! I'm so wiped and late! I gotta go!
>> Oh, wait, wait you forgot something! >> What?
>> Your goodbye kiss!
>>Okay, say hi to everybody for me and bye! >> Wait, you forgot something else!
>> What is it? >> Oh no! Your second goodbye kiss!
>> [laughs] Okay, I have to go bye. >> Wait, no! Your third goodbye kiss!
Gone! Oh, um, yeah so there are only two official MST presidential campaigns left
left in the running so we thought we'd do some celebrating.
AKA party all night long!
Or until the snacks run out. Well, I mean Treville is obviously going to win
It's like Obama 2008! She's a sure bet.
No, uh, maybe? It's just like Treville is basically already in.
Even though she doesn't have a running mate yet which is what makes my job so important.
Oh, well, I guess while you were away. I am now the official campaign motivator.
Check it out. Check it out!
Yeah, it is the perfect job, right? I now solemnly swear to protect the firedup-ness
of Portia and Henry's campaign with absolutely no punching!
That was Connie's one rule. Oh, yeah, I guess you missed that too!
Okay so over the Christmas break Ariana, feels really weird saying that name right now
um, came out as a trans dude. Yeah, right, so he's MST's first trans man ever.
It's epic! Alex! Alex is good!
Um, she's tutoring Connie and she's Treville's campaign manager.
Um, yeah, so Alex is good. Oh, I forgot to tell you.
Big big big news! Anne Bonacieux is my big sister.
Whoo! So, basically best friends forever!
[knocking on door] >> Monty: Anybody home?
Oh, hi Dorothy! You're looking very awake!
>> Yeah, hi Monty, thanks. You too. >> Well, I did just have a nap.
>> Can I help you with something? >> Is Bonnie here?
>> Do you mean Connie? Um and I don't know you've looked around the entire
apartment so why don't you tell me? >> I'm not sure.
She's very good at hiding.
Bonnie!
You there, Bonnie! Bonnie! >> Uh, she's not here.
>> Oh, okay. I'll just hang out until she gets back.
>> Um, uh you know what Connie, Connie actually told me that she's...she's not gonna be here
for a really long time, so. >> Ohh, that's okay, I don't mind.
>> Uh, you must have something better to do. >> No.
>> Do you know what? I just remembered that I have to leave.
>> Oh really? >> Yeah, yeah.
I got, I um, I'm having a root canal so you gotta go.
>> Oh. >> Yeah
>> Wow. What's wrong with your teeth?
You know you're supposed to brush your teeth two times a day.
>> Yeah, bye Monty. [door slams shut]
Oh my god. That was nicer.
Well, uh, she's just so AROUND. I just can't get away from her.
And I mean doesn't she have any friends or something like, like a pet.
She should get a pet. She should get a pet and she should name it Bonnie.
And she should carry around with her everywhere and tell it her brilliant dental ideas.
She probably end up forgetting it here though.
Like she forgets everything else. Let's see, yep, yep, there's her shirt and her hat.
Is that a shower curtain? Yeah, I guess you missed that too.
Umm, well do you remember at the end of last semester when Monty showed up out of nowhere
made a big declaration of love to try and win back Connie.
Well, I try to. I try to all the time.
Anyway, um obviously, Connie trusts me because, you know, I am a genius.
I'm hilarious. I'm very good looking.
I'm just generally like a great human being. Um and then Monty just kind of stuck around.
I guess she burned her bridges back with her parents in Kingston.
Which I get. I totally get that.
Parent drama, that's, that's kind of my thing. But, um, what I don't understand is why she
has to figure out all of her problems here. Like right here.
Literally in this room, in this house that she doesn't live in everyday.
It's just it's been weeks and and Connie's basically being her pity friend.
And my girl she's got a big heart. She's got a really big heart.
Especially considering all the crap that went down with Connie's photos and I know, I know
that's not technically Monty's fault but still shouldn't she have noticed when a sketchy dude bro
stole her phone. And Connie I mean she's just working her
butt off with the jobs and the classes and she doesn't need the extra stress.
Me? I'm good.
Besides Monty buzzing around all the time. Right, I think that that was a nice thing
to say actually all I said was that she's buzzing around like like a bee and that's a compliment, you know.
'Cause, who doesn't like a bee? All right fine.
Even with Monty, life is good. What more could I want?
[knocking on door] Oh my god, if that is Monty, I swear to God.
Oh, Treville! Um, aren't, you're early?
You're just, it's just unlike you, you're usually so punctual.
>> Treville: Yes, it seems today is the day to change things up apparently.
>> Uh, yeah, just just have a seat wherever you like.
You okay? >> Henry: Let's get the party started!