-Ah, this is our receptionist Pam.
Pam, Pam, Pam! Pam Beesly.
Pam has been with us for -- forever, right Pam?
-Well, I don't know. -If you think she's cute now,
you should have seen her a couple of years ago.
[ Growls ] -What?
-Uh, any messages?
-Um, yeah, just a fax.
-Oh.
Pam, this is from corporate. -I know.
-How many times have I told you that there's
a special filing cabinet for things from corporate.
-You haven't told me.
-It's called the wastepaper basket.
[ Laughs ]
Look at that.
Oh, look at that face!
People say I'm the best boss.
They go, "God we've never worked in a place like this before.
You're hilarious, and you get the best out of us."
Um...
I think that pretty much sums it up.
I found it at Spencer Gifts.
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[ Telephone ringing ] -[ Humming ]
♪ Do, do, do, do, do ♪
♪ I want no gifts for you ♪
♪ Pa-rum pum pum pum ♪
♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do ♪
-Mr. Davis, let me call you right back.
Yeah, some just came up, two minutes.
Thank you very much.
Dwight, what are you doing?
-What? -What are you doing?
-Just clearing my desk, I can't concentrate.
-It's not on your desk. -It's overlapping.
It's all coming over the edge.
One word, two syllables: demarcation.
You can't do that.
-Why not?
-Safety violation.
I could fall and pierce and an organ.
-We'll see.
This is why the whole downsizing thing just doesn't bother me.
-Downsizing?
-Downsizing? I have no problem with that.
I have been recommending downsizing since Halpert
got here.
Even brought it up in my interview.
I say, bring it on.
-Attention all Dundler Mifflin employees, please.
We have a meeting in the conference room ASAP.
People I respect, heroes of mine, would be Bob Hope,
Abraham Lincoln, definitely, Bono.
And probably God would be the fourth one.
And I just think all those people really helped the world
in so many ways that it's --
it's really beyond words.
It's really uncalculable.
Oh, watch out for this guy. Dwight Schrute in the building!
This is Ryan, the new temp.
-What's up? -Nice to meet you.
-Introduce yourself, be polite.
-Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager.
-Assistant to the Regional Manager.
So, Dwight, tell him about the kung fu
and the car and everything.
-Uh, yeah, I got a 78280-Z.
I've bought her for $1,200, fixed it up,
now worth three grand. -That is his profit.
-New engine, suspension, I've got some photos
[ Grunts ] Damn it! Damn it!
Okay, hold on, hold on.
Judge is in cession. What is the problem here?
-He put my stuff in Jell-O again.
-[ Laughs ]
-That's rough professional, thanks.
That's the third time, and it wasn't funny the first time.
It's okay here, but people sometimes take advantage
because it's so relaxed.
I'm a volunteer sheriff's deputy on the weekends,
and you cannot screw around there.
It sort of one of the rules. -What is that?
-That's my stapler. -No, no, no, do not take it out!
You have to eat it out there, because there are starving
people in the world, and which I hate,
and it is a waste of that kind of food.
-Okay, you know what? You can be a witness.
Can you reprimand him, please?
-How do you know it was me? -It's always you.
Are you gonna discipline him or not?
-Ooh, discipline, kinky! [ Laughs ]
Alright, here's the deal, you guys.
The thing about practical jokes is that you have to know
when to start, as well as when to stop.
-Yeah. -And yeah, Jim, now is the time
to stop putting Dwight's personal effects into Jell-O.
-[ Clears throat ] Okay.
Dwight, I'm sorry because, I've always been
your biggest flan.
-[ Laughing ] Nice.
That's the way it is around here.
It just kind of goes round and round.
-You should have put him in custard-y!
-Hey! Yes, new guy!
He scores! -Okay, that's great.
I guess what I'm most concerned with is
damage to company property.
That's all.
-Pudding. Pudding.
I'm trying to think of another desert to do.
-If I left, what would I do with all this
useless information in my head?
You know, tonnage price of manilla folders?
Pam's favorite flavor of yogurt, which is mix berry.
[ Printer whirring ]
-Jim said mix berries?
Oh, well. Yeah, he's on to me.
Um... [ Chuckles ]
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I -- You know what? Just come here.
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