-Last night was President Trump's
State of the Union address, which we all saw on TV.
But it turns out he did a rehearsal of the speech
earlier in the day.
And we actually got our hands on the footage.
-Oh. -Yeah.
And it was quite a bit different.
But take a look.
-Thank you, thank you for joining me
at my State of Reunion.
-Okay, Mr. President. So, it's State of the Union.
-Yeah-huh. -Yeah, so let's try it again.
-Thank you for joining me at my Staycation Union.
-No, it's State of the Union. Again.
-Thanks for joining me at my Steak on the Onion.
-What? -To my fellow Americans
and my one Russian.
-Nope. Cut. -What?
First things first, I'm going to tell you the name
of tonight's designated survivor and their precise location.
-No, please don't tell us that.
-Okay, I won't, but it is Don Jr.,
and he's at a Dave & Buster's.
Which tie do you think I should go with? Red?
Extra long red?
Or Fruit by the Foot?
What's up, guys? It's me, Donald Trump.
And you're watching my YouTube channel.
Don't forget to subscribe and smash that Like button.
Should we print this on unrippable paper
just in case someone tries to tear it up?
-Uh, no, we don't need to do that.
-Okay. We'll see.
I'm just glad they started out the caucuses in Ottawa.
-Oh, it's Iowa. -Idaho.
-Iowa? -Ohio.
-No, I-O-W-A.
-E-I-E-I-O.
That's what I said. Lot of great farmers.
I love the caucus
and all the caucus-ian people.
Usually when Caucasians vote, it goes my way.
-Cut!
[ Beep ]
-When I say "four more," you say "years."
Four more.
We'll fix it in post, right?
I've made so many achievements.
Like this morning, I did that thing
where I got my shoes on without having to undo my laces.
I just shoved my feet in there and kind of wiggled them around,
and eventually, they fit right in.
I achieved both shoes.
What are we doing now?
-We're gonna practice shaking Nancy Pelosi's hand.
-Okay.
Psych.
[ Speaks indistinctly ]
And then this part we put on TikTok, right?
[ Laughter ]
Am I doing it right?
I'm gonna need a pick-me-up. Someone Coke-Energy me.
[ Slurping ]
[ Laughter ]
Okay, thank you for watching.
You can stream my speech on YouTube, Hulu,
or the Shadow app. -Okay.
-And then I'll do the dance again, right?
We'll go back to the dance? -Sure.
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]