okay it's almost none kids have an
exciting announcement today you'll be
getting your very first report card
first installment of my perfect academic
career let's see an A in science
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that's four dollars and 11 cents sir
approximately 460 Japanese yen also I
took the liberty of preparing your tax
returns in a in physical education in a
in vocabulary and an F in social skills
perfect excuse me mister enemas there
appears to be an error in my academic
evaluation if you could just go ahead
and remedy that I'll be on my merry way
actually Lisa that's not an error you
got an F because you haven't made a
single friend in class yet I prefer to
see my classmates as co-workers
occasionally test subjects look how can
I turn this around in the future when I
represent earth in the interplanetary
council it's gonna be acutely
embarrassing to have an F on my
otherwise perfect academic records tell
you what if you make a friend I'll raise
your grade there's I made one behold the
friend bot 1000 I need on Lisa nerd
robots humans only preferably a
classmate hmm a real stickler huh very
well I will make a human friend however
one goes about doing that
not now youngest sibling I am trying to
find scientific guidance on the forging
of social bonds street name friendship
unfortunately nothing in my vast library
addresses this topic when I can do field
research fast
don't worry Clyde you're looking good
option number one friendship seems to
require compliments and flattery whether
deserved or not nice night but you won't
be so lucky next time
friendship also appears to require
engaging and casual sport and distress I
found in the hand-me-downs for sharing a
good number for friendship requires
common interests common delusions
complement sport and/or play sharing and
common interests I'm ready
I shall befriend the first person to
walk through the door
not PD wimple heat paste not Charlotte
yang she's a fighter
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Darcy Holman dollar so do breeding star
see I have observed that your sneakers
light up though they appear to lack
purpose I would like to compliment you
on their whimsy thanks Lisa
I like your shoes too they're like me of
my grandpa's compliment has been
administered subject appears to be
receptive to pursue a friendship would
you care to join me in casual sport
and/or play dilated Cooper seem to
indicate further cementing a friendship
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zero taste so it goes down smooth okay
thanks Risa it's so chewy
oh I see we have a common interest in
the jurassic camelopardalis oh you mean
ronzo you have a stuffed giraffe too
no but I have a giraffe cerebrum choking
in formaldehyde kill any words Risa