How's it going? Cheers
Haha! We're back!
If it looks like I'm still on vacation.. its because:
I am!
I don't know if I'm *chuckling* f***in' ever coming back!
*more laughter*
*snorts*
*sighs* sh*t.
Hey, hey, welcome back!
Man Vs Pin, two thousand seven-f***in'-teen.
That's right, I know,
it's like f***in' more than halfway into January
and we're just getting started on this sh*t, but I'll tell you what:
We needed a f***in' vacation and we took one!
We went to Hawaii, hence the god damn shirt.
We saw volcanoes, we took a bunch of f***in' pictures,
We played golf, like a bunch of f***in' Yupee *ssholes
BUT WE'RE BACK!
We're rejuvenated, we're clear-headed,
Prob- no. Never clear-headed, that's the problem.
And it's time to f***in' jump back into this whole
f***in' video makin' f***in' YouTube bullsh*t process.
That means a hundred and twenty to
a hundred and f***in' forty videos
over the next year, of just us losing our god damn minds
on a weekly basis. CAN'T F***IN' WAIT!
YES!
Oh, sh*t.. I'm not ready for this.
*stammering* i don't even know wha- what
What have we missed???
It's been f***in' two weeks, three weeks
of not havin' any YouTube,
Let's see what's goin' on
out in the f***in' DIY hemisphere.
Let's see, well we got, uh, Timmy Timato with
What is he doing?
He made a.. giant Cheez-It
A giant oreo, and a giant gummy bear
Glitter Forever 17, she made another fu***** crazy period video
Simply Nailogical is still trying to f****** work out all those demons.
And Karina Garcia, uh, Giant Slime Stress Balls
Sounds about right
Doesn't seem like we missed a fu***** thing!
But don't get too fu******* excited, because we're just uploading the same old bulls****
like everyone else is, just adding a f***in' another video
to the pile of bullsh*t , that is youtube
suggested by Brooke over on facebook
and hyped up over here on youtube in the
comments section by the Emoji Master
Edible bubbles
to tell you the truth, uh, I need a drink
at first I had read, that it said
edible babies which I thought it would make for a
f**kin real interesting episode but it did not
it said edible bubbles, and so I researched the sh*t out of it
and found out that pretty much all bubbles they're edible
anything is f**king edible, if you f**king eat it =3
but before we go all into that, pin-o-meter, what do you think buddy? Edible Bubbles?
Still playing with bubbles at your age, way to make something of yourself
so I pick up an edible bubble recipe somewhere online
and run across a couple of them that used soda or your favourite beverage
and for me, that is going to be Kool-aid. I'm still a f**kin 8 year old
but before we do that, I headed on over to the old Toys R US
and got myself some bubble f**kin madness
alright, we did it, we landed in bubble worlds, we got a lot of f**kin bubbles here
holy sh*t, yeap just cursing away here in the Toys R Us
3D images magically appear inside bubbles. What? Getting that
Candy bubbles, bubbles you can eat, well sh*t I don't have to make it anymore, it's right here
hurricane bubbles? Whhhhat? I think that is the one, yeah
what the f**k is this? Movin and groovin bubble fun? Try me.
walking away
I got it all. I got this f**kin thing which is a giant f**kin bubble dildo
But first before we f**kin try anything,I got to try these Thomas and Friends 3D f**king bubbles
haha, look at these f**kin things, huh?
alright here we go, you ready? 3D bubbles
what the f**k? There's nothing
oh. What the f**k are these f**king assholes talking about? 3D images magically appear inside bubbles
oh. Magic isn't f**kin real. What am I- in f**kin Harry Potter f**kin land over here?
Alright, enough f**kin, let's get to making some bubbles, this recipe is actually really f**kin simple
I got some Kool-Aid Liquid, uh, which is awesome. I use it way more than I should
so I am just taking that and squirting it into 1 1/2 cups of water, making some Kool-aid. Mmmm goddamn it that's delicious
then I am just throwing in an 1/8 of a cup of corn syrup, uh, mixing that up real good
and then, the last ingredient is actually soap
the warning here, flush thoroughly with water if swallowed. Drink plenty of water, so? I think we are good
with plant-tech, which I'm assuming it means that there is plants in here
so taking that and just adding a 1/4 of a cup in there, and mixing all that around
and that is it, that is all you gotta do. Boom, f**king bubble bullsh*t. Let's try it out
you ready? Here we go *clap* *clap* here *clap* here we go!
uh, I am going to first experiment with, uh, the big fan. Battery operated? Son of a b*tch. Do I have batteries?
sh*t
oh, I got get a f**kin screw driver to take this f**kin panel off
get the f**k outta here. Oh where the f**k are the goddamn screw drivers? I put them in the f**kin basement?
*leaves room*
It just took me 20 f*ckin minutes
to find this goddamn screwdriver, f*ckin assholes.
Ow motherf*cker I forgot the goddamn batteries! F*ck!
Jesus f*ckin Christ! I just wanna blow some f*ckin bubbles.
Oh sh*t!
Ouch!
Okay, here's the f*ckin big test! Oh sh*t, god dammit. Come on now, come on now
now
Nope! Big bubble, big bubble! Arghh god dammit, f*ck this f*ckin
bubble blower bullsh*t! F*ck it, I'm doing the old
school on here
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeaaaah.. that's f*ckin delicious!
That is f*ckin somethin'! Oh sh*t that's tasty!
Whaaaat
*coughs*
Don't suck them down your throat
You gotta wait for 'em to land on your tongue.﻿
*burps* ugh
Oh yeah... did you see that one?!
Hold on you gotta see f*ckin , you gotta taste some of these here
Huh?
You missed it...
Kool aid bubbles
Edible
Alright time to load up one of these f*cking giant bubble machines
We got f*ckin bubble f*ckin hurricane coming
What?
What kind of a f*ckin battery bullsh*t is this now?
*music*
Battery is f*ckin not included F*ckin c*ck suckers!
Uh more f*ckin screws, jesus christ
Ugh
Finally...
Uhh look at that!
Alright , you ready for this..
You f*ckin ready for this bubble hurricane motherf*ckers
Yeeah!
*coughs*
They're tasting soapy
This is the life! Can't wait to see what
Threadbangermemes does with this one. Arrghh God... got in my eye again
Ughh, turn it off, turn it off. Arrghh everything's so f*ckin sticky
Oh that's gross! What are these f*ckin other bubbles taste like?
Alright here they are. Candylicious bubbles!
Let's see how these f*ckin compare to mine
Oh that's really sweet, I think it's just a lot of sugar
Ugh, arghh, blerghhh...I don't know about that
But the big question on everybody's
mind I'm sure is "Will it alcohol?"
We got ourselves a bottle of flaming lips of
rye whiskey and we're going to see
whether or not we can make some whiskey
f*ckin bubbles around here! F*ckin boozy bubbles!
Hahhh..Another one for the road
*laughs* So we're just doing the same sh*t except we're
replacing the kool-aid with whiskey.
So a cup and a half of whiskey, some corn
syrup, and some dish detergent and we're
f*ckin ready to go! Whiskey bubbles, let's do this!
Mix all that together, f*ck yeaah..
Alright here we go
WHATT
Strong surprisingly. Cheers, oh sh*t.
I don't know about you but I am ready for an edible
whiskey whirlwind party and it starts f*ckin
right now
F*ckin stupid f*ckin bubble motherf*ckers
Ten f*ckin batteries
Come on. Alright batteries are in. You ready for
it, you ready for it? Lemme turn it on. Oh sh*t, hold on I'm not ready for it
How do I turn this f*ckin thing on? Ok got it, got it, got it. You ready?
WHAAAT
It's so good, it's so-
*coughs* Alright that's amazing
*coughs* (inaudible) the back of your throat
Ugh okay, turn it off
Ohhh..Holy sh*t
It's all in my eyes, in my face, and in my mouth. Wonderful. Oh everything's so f*ckin sticky.
I don't know if I'm f*ckin drunk of the whiskey or sick of the f*ckin soap
Life is good
Whooo...Two thousand seven-f*ckin-teen starting off
pretty f*ckin good over here. Well I'd say that
this was a pretty f*ckin gigantic f*ckin success!
Cheers! We made it! That, my friends, is the
end of the show. That's all we got for you!
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It's a looooooooooooong f*ckin year ahead of us and
I don't know what the f*ck to do but that's it
I'll see you around here next time! Another Man vs. f*ckin something, I don't know.