(triumphant music)
♪ Nya nya nya nyanya, falling through the air. ♪
Nya nya nya no underwear.
(Orange laughing)
(Orange hits ground)
- Oof!
(triumphant music)
Don't mind me, just dropping in.
(Orange laughs)
- Ugh.
- Hey! Hey, Minion, hey!
- Just ignore him and he'll go away.
- Hey! Why aren't you answering me, Minion?
Oh, that's rude of me.
I'm not speaking your language.
(Annoying Orange speaking gibberish)
(Annoying Orange laughs)
- I am not a Minion, okay? I'm a Fall Guy.
- Wait, you're a Fall Guy? No way!
I heard you guys, were like six feet tall.
- Nope. Apparently I'm similar size as you.
- Man, you Fall Guys are small fries. (laughs)
- Ah! Would you stop distracting me?
This is a very important race and I'm trying to qualify.
- Whoa. Small fry Fall Guy's not at all shy
about wanting to qualify. (laughs)
(countdown clock clicks)
- Oh, here we go.
- Wow! Ow! Hey, watch where you're going
bird brain. (laughs)
- Get used to it, man, this game gets pretty wild.
(Annoying Orange screams)
- Yeah! It's bananas, all right. (laughs)
You like that banana, didn't you, Minion?
- We already went over this, I'm not a Minion.
Whoa! That was a close one. We might just qualify after all.
- Hey! Hey, Fall Guy! Hey!
- Yeah?
- What's your favorite time of year? Is it fall? (laughs)
- Oh my gosh. That was aggressively unfunny.
- Hey! Hey! So a pirate, a hot dog
and a French fry walk into a bar.
- Kinda busy, dude. Not in the mood for your jokes.
- Who said it was a joke?
(French Fry, Hot Dog, and Pirate shout)
Wow! (laughs)
- Later, suckers
- Oh, look! A shortcut!
- I don't know, man.
I don't even know if it's actually a shortcut.
- Fair enough. You'd know shortcuts,
wouldn't you, small fry? (laughs)
- Okay. Okay. We're coming up on the finish line.
When we get close, be sure to dive.
- Drive?
- I said DIVE.
I prefer drive
(Laughs)
hey you should try using a car, it's a wheelie effective.
- Okay look just get across the finish line
unless you want to get eliminated. Cause you know what?
I don't even care anymore.
- I made it, orange you glad (laughs)
All right. The next level is coming up.
- Oh, Oh, oh this is tail tag okay but whatever you
do just try to have a tail when time runs out.
- Well how much time do I get?
It's going to take me a super long time to
grow a tail.
- No a tail like this, see.
- Whoa wow! Hey give it back!
- See that's the game dude you try and get my tail.
I try to keep it and life moves on
- That's okay I don't really want a tail.
- You don't know?
- No way my whole life I wanted arms.
- What the? (Screams in pain)
- Hi fall guy, hi there, hi. (laughs)
- Not funny (moans)
- They might not be funny but they sure are handy. (laughs)
oh don't mind if I do yoink. Well it was fun
playing with you minion
- Oh for the last time my name is fall guy, FALL GUY!
Can you say it, or are you as dim as you are spherical?
- Fall guy.
- Thank you! Now was that really so hard?
- No. Fall, guy.
- (Screams)
- (Laughs)
(Glass Shatters)
(Upbeat Music)