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Alright, first meme.
Oh my god.
Ohh, thank you.
Yes
Pianists, this is what it means.
Yep.
This is what it "memes".
- Actually very accurate. - Memes memes.
2009 Brett: I had dreams.
2019 Brett: I have memes.
*snickers*
I don't know, what do you think, 2019 brett?
Is that a better life?
Wow.
(They ask you how you are, you just have to say that you're fine,)
(when you're not really fine.)
Ahh!
"So I found a photo of Eddy since we already ganged up on Brett."
*laughs*
The insatiable desire, to find stuff!
*laughs*
Eddy's suffering the wrath as well!
*distorted laughter*
Oh, the pain. *sighs*
- I'm still recovering from post trauma. - *snickers*
*groans*
Those glasses weren't even real.
That's the funniest part.
That's not actually me.
- Yeah, that's not you. - Yeah.
Oh, more photos from you!
- Oh but that's a good photo though. - Yeah, Brett meets—yeah.
Brett meets Obama.
That's a flex.
That's a good flex.
Um, yeah, so I mean, I don't know anything about politics,
but let me tell you what happened,
for those of you that wants to know.
We performed at, uh...
... [the] G20 summit.
That was an economy summit!
Yeah.
Dude you look so...like...
Yeah, like compared to the other two musicians,
they're like, blushing...
- Yeah. - This—see the third—
The guy who's like already shook,
he's fully blushing.
- This guy's like getting ready, he's like, "I wanna shake too...!" - Yeah.
I was like...
"Yeah, but are you Ling Ling?"
Yeah.
We played a string quartet for 20 world leaders at a G20 Summit.
So we're in the presence of...
Like, you know, Obama,
who else...Angela Merkel...
Um...
Japanese president...
Uh...the Chinese President,
- Oh the King of Saudi Arabia was there. - Yeah.
Actually—yeah, so...
Is he a cool guy?
He's a pretty chill guy.
After we—right after this photo, with Obama,
the King of Saudi Arabia was behind him,
waiting to take a photo with us.
Yeah, like a selfie? Or...
No, no, you got someone to take it.
- You just stand there, and there's 2 huge... - Yeah.
...like, big security guys there,
and then, he had this iPhone or something...
and he goes, "Do you mind?"
And he points at his...
So he was like, "Do you mind?" I was like...
"Whatever you want, King!"
And then he gets the security guard to take a photo,
and he stands right next to me like this.
You know, in the Saudi Arabian like...
- Yeah. - And I almost...I was wanting to be like this, to him.
- Yeah. - Like...
Nah, no, no, maybe I'll get tasered and tackled over.
But then he took a photo, and he's like, "Thank you."
And I was like, "Oh, thank you..."
- Nice. - The presence of a king.
- But... - That's such an epic story.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
Who uses Omegle these days?
Obviously a lot of people.
20,000+ online now, wow.
Thank you, stranger.
*chuckles*
What was that? Oh yeah.
Nice.
That is the best!!!
(both) Ohhh!!!
That is the best thing ever I've seen...! *laughs*
Wow.
- Wow, that's it. - That's beautiful.
That's how you know if you're a TwoSetter.
All you have to say is "If you can play it slow..."
"...you can play it fast!"
Dude, that's amazing!
Is that how you spell "opus"?
Wow!
A M A Z I N G ! ! !
- Oh... - *gasp*
Wow...
- Oh... - What?!
What...
Wow, this is ages ago.
Ohh, I'm getting traumatic flashbacks.
I remember that day.
- Do you remember that day? - Of course, I remember that day, you kidding me?
Let's move on.
*chuckles*
Let's move on.
Dude, look at that hair.
Do you guys like me with long hair or short hair?
Which do you prefer?
Wow, that looks like a mop at the back.
Yeah, I had a mullet...
Oh my god, you actually did.
It's what orchestra life does to you,
you ceased to care... *laughs*
Look at my eyes.
There's no soul in them.
"Relatable."
(both) Ohh!!!
Oh!!!
- That is real—that is a good—yeah. - That happens all the time.
You think it's a good—
You think it's a open practice room,
and then there's people just eating their lunch,
- having a chit-chat... - Yeah.
- On their phones... - What are you guys doing? On their phones...
Guys, free the practice rooms for people that want to practice!
*sigh*
Make the productivity of the general population better!
Yes!
But you just did.
Wow.
- The cycle of life. - Yep.
Oh... *chuckles*
Whoa...! Dude, that blood!
Eddy's next!
Brett's already gone, [from the] old pictures!
That's...that's...that's pretty good.
I'll give them that.
I see I had no hopes and dreams.
Yeah, it was gone.
Those are already gone in that photo.
*chuckles*
You know what I've done?
Uh, it was Shostakovich...
..Symphony. It wasn't my first,
but it was the first time I was in orchestra where...
- ...the concertmaster had a solo. - Mm-hmm.
- I didn't know, so I just played the solo. - Oh you...
- 'Cause I—a lot of people do it, c'mon. - Yeah.
- I was like a newbie, it was like... - Uh-huh, yeah.
So I played the...
And everyone was just like...
I...I was so oblivious, because I was 13, I was like...
My deskie was like...
"Stop, stop."
And I was like, "What?" he was like, "Stop."
And then I realised like no one was playing, I was like...
*chuckles* I tried!
- Yeah, yeah. - *chuckles*
- That is true. - Mmm.
Did you guys hear...
..."Winter" [by] Vivaldi in the recent John Wick?
That was so lit!
Oh, yeah, that was so cool.
I was like, "Whoa! Intensity!"
- Yeah. - The one time we approve!
- Yeah. - They've done it right.
Wow, this meme is still alive.
And it only has four strings.
(B**** WHAT THE F***—)
- *groans* I don't... - Yeah, I don't really remember...
Fount...
Nice English.
- Fount... - Wow.
This...
Dude look, you had so much hopes and dreams.
I don't have hopes and dreams, just have fake glasses.
And...
...a dead soul.
"Found this [on] Subtle Filipino Traits on Facebook."
"This is me, I’m auditioning for a conservatory very soon."
Heh-heh.
Relatable!
So true!
That happened to you.
- Case in hand. - Yeah. *chuckles*
I think it subtly happened to me, but...
...there was expected—there was like,
- they were expecting certain things. - Yeah.
But I just choose not to look at it.
But it's alright, 'cause you're like the older brother.
See, 'cause for me it's like, my sister...
My older sister was already a musician.
- So I was like the last hope. - Yeah. it's like...
- "Don't do it, Eddy!" - The last hope!
You're like, "Nah!"
*chuckles*
- Nah! Musician rep! - Musician!
Is that true?
I don't know his early works very well.
- I pretty much just know his "ARGH!" works... *chuckles* - Yeah, yeah.
I don't think people knows his early work that well.
Oh.
Wow. Nice one.
Nice drawing.
I like the stars, bling-bling.
Well done, Agent.
What?
- Did we really say that? - Guys...there's—
There's a curse called the Imperius Curse.
And when you get under the Imperius Curse,
you just say things out of...
...not out of, like, you're under control of someone else.
- Yeah. - I think this is a good case in hand,
with [the] Imperius curse, actually happened.
The Viola King, uh...
- ...did it on to us. - Mm-hmm.
The Viola King casted the spell on us.
"Turning the black keys to white keys!"
(both) Whoa!!!
- What magic— - That's the real meaning of the phrase!
What's the sort of sorcery—
Wow, okay.
That's kind of cool.
Good job.
I wonder as a pianist, if you get confused, you know.
if you're like, you're visual—I don't know how—kinesthetic,
but if you're visually...
- Yeah. - Whoa, it might mess with your head a bit.
That's like turning the Reddit to night mode.
Yeah.
(both) Whoa!!!
That's right Reddit, we got you there.
*snickers*
Hey, well this one got 1,000 upvotes!
Yeah, thank you.
- Congratulations. Now you have memes. - Dreams—
Yeah, dreams to memes!
Oof.
*sigh*
- I think we've seen this, no? - Have we?
- No... - I don't remember.
- That's a good one. - Yeah.
Alright. I think that's plenty of memes.
For those of us that once had dreams...
Mm-hmm.
Thank you for the support guys, you made my memes come true.
Where's life heading...
Yeah...
I think we just got to practice.
At least I don't have a mullet now,
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*snickers*
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