What's up everyone? And welcome to FAQ number 92
featuring my lovely lovely wife Louise
- Hi - Hi
- How you doing? - Good good.
Good.
Last week I asked you to ask us questions together
And boy I have a bunch of them.
It's gonna be a good one, I have a good feeling about about this one.
- Are you... Aren't you beautiful? - Oh, thank you.
Aw, so cute... F***
Okay, first question
RussXnimbusX42
"No Ola, you rule. Louise, how often does Ola clap in his daily life?"
Not as often maybe as you think, but sometimes
I'm a disappointment...
- ... to a lot of people - Sometimes, when something is really great
Yeah
- When something is truly awesome, you know, it's there. - Yeah.
- Look, it's almost there - Or if you go to a place where, you know...
- ... a nice sound. - Yeah, when I discover a good acoustic room
Yes.
- That's lame - That was lame, fuck, sorry. Next question.
Allen Oxley: "Hola Ola and Wife.
"Who's the better parent and who's the cooler parent? Love your vids Ola."
I guess I'm more the parent right now
- because you're working so much. - Oh, yeah. Yeah.
- Bam, that's some truth right there in my face - More hours of parenting from me
But I'm not that bad
No, you're not a bad parent
I'm a good parent.
Yeah, I just work a lot
Mr. 'Sir work a lot', that's my middle name I guess
but you know, I try my best
and... take my time with the kids
It's better now with the house
- It is - It's good for me
Luca Belmonte: "Contest question
"Between Ola the cart-owner and Louise the Ola-owner
"Who's the kitchen boss? Also known as best chef."
Didn't we have this question?
I don't know
I guess none of us are really that good of a chef
We just... but you're the better barbecuer
I'm the better barbecuerer
I think I'm a little bit better at the actual cooking as well.
- But... - When you do
When I do it
because now Louise is cooking most of the food
She's really sick when it comes to making the kids happy
because they're... yeah.
They're not easy to cook for
I make like hot spicy shit and they're like 'Ugh, fuck you dad'
It's like 'Okay, f*** you then'
Blake Curtis
"Question for the lovely wife, how do you feel about Ola's cart?
"I think it's nice and very useful, what about you?"
Hmm great question, great opinion.
What do you think?
You have to talk about the cart?
- It's such a hot topic nowadays - It is, it is
At least in the latest couple of FAQs.
But yeah, why don't you like my cart? It's, it's...
I don't know
Next question
Dominik Birtic: "Does your wife like Pantera? If she does, who likes it more, you or her?
I like Pantera, I really do
But the more...
You
- Obviously, it's a no-brainer - Yes
- But yeah - I like other bands too
What? There are other bands?
Kiko: "Question for Louise: does Ola pee in the shower?"
I wouldn't know, but I guess not
You know when I started my FAQs there was a very hot topic back then, 2 years ago
That you should pee in the shower.
Okay, so you do now?
Hang on...to conserve water
Right, because you don't flush it away with the toilet water
- You flush it with the water that you shower with - Yeah
And you know, I was like 'No, I would never do that, that's disgusting'
But the more I kind of think about it...
Yes, I've actually done it
And it works
- Does it work? Really? - Yes, shit
I didn't know, I had never tried... it worked.
It saved water, which is a good thing.
- Yeah - And now I kinda always think about that, but...
Usually I'm not... yeah, usually I don't have to pee when I'm in the shower
Stupid question... great answer.
Dave Park: "Question for your wife
"What type of music does she listen to and how does she feel about the Ola Englund groupies?
"PS: I love pizza Hawaii, especially from Domino's."
Yeah, I think we talked about the groupies before
- So just check out the... FAQ - Check out the Vlogs, you'll see my groupies.
but regarding the type of music...
What was the band that you recently listened a lot to? And...
Yeah, Caligula's Horse
- There it is - I listen to it right now
- Great - A lot of...
...kind of progressive metal?
- Yes - But also like Pantera and...
It was a little bit of a mixture... I'm just fixing your microphone, look at that.
Yeah, it was a good mixture of... What did I say? Pain of Salvation...
- Like Opeth... Carnival, yeah - Carnival a little bit
So yeah, good. It was good, I heard it.
It's nice to have a woman that knows music and has good taste
Ah, the groupies...
Short answer...
She doesn't have to worry, there's not really any groupies
Except my Discord guys, my Discord friends
Them, you have to worry about
They're taking a lot of my time, I love them, I love you guys.
I'll see you soon, okay? Voice chat.
neanderTHALL
Oh, I see what he did there, that's a...
"Ola, I have a question for next FAQ: how do I get woman? I need a girlfriend."
I thought this would be a really suiting question for you, like...
How do you get wahmen?
Imagine this...
The average viewer of my channel plays guitar like...
Half-assed, not really that good of a guitar player.
I'm just mirroring myself here.
He's kind of like a loner...
Probably like half nerd, plays video games, plays guitar on and off
What does this guy need to do...
...to get a woman?
Get out there, don't sit at home
Don't be boring with your computer watching videogames or whatever
- Just go out and... - What about dating services?
Yeah fine, just go out there
- match.com - Yeah, that's great too, just meet a lot of them.
And you know, learn how to talk to them and not be nervous and...
- That's great, I mean, just do it - Just practice...
- ...A lot of times - And you'll be nervous, but eventually you will not be...
- ...after doing it for awhile - And it's okay to be nervous, you know?
- The girl is surely nervous too - Yeah
- I think... I think guys... - We're not like God or whatever, we're also nervous
I think guys have a lot to carry on their shoulders...
...for making the first step.
- Maybe - And I think that's that problem for a lot of guys
I think it's just that people expect the guy to do the first step
- Yeah, maybe - And that might be frightening for a lot of people
Just get out there, meet...
- Get out there, touch some boobs, touch some ass... - ... Many of them. Well, not so fast.
Okay, sorry, that's what I did
It worked... no.
No, I stalked Louise for a couple of years on...
...mIRC, it worked great by the way, that was the nerd way and it worked
Windy
"My question is for Louise
"Did you enjoy being married before Ola replaced you with the Southern Cross?
"And did you know from the start that the title of 'the love of Ola's life' had already been claimed?
"Cock splinters, if it helps."
- Do you know what the Southern Cross is? - Yes, I do, but it's...
- Wife material - ...not really a serious question I think
Yeah, probably not
But I do love my Southern Cross though
- Like, a lot. - Yeah, but you don't bring it like to bed
Experimenting...
Berserker
Berserker is a member of my channel, thank you so much Berserker, I...
We've been voice-chatting
What is that?
That's me voice-chatting right there, on Discord by the way. Become a member.
"Hey Ola and Louise, when will Louise get to design a limited stock Solar guitar?"
- When will I? - That's actually a really good question
Maybe like...
The wife
- Wife edition... W - A1.6 The Wife... or Waifu maybe
Waifu would probably be funnier
Because it's more you know anime.
What color would you have on the guitar?
I don't know...
- Dark purple maybe? - Dark purple
- You know, that's actually a very requested color - It is yes
Cool
Okay, that's it.
That's like the length of the guitar specs right there I think
- So, let's just get to other questions - 7 strings?
Oh, oh shit, impressive. Let's continue.
7 strings, what else?
Evertune... pickups?
Yes, you've heard it here, Evertune pickups, let's go.
Ola Tasting Shit, the point with this is that I get to try...
Right now, American stuff
Today we're trying out Jello
Strawberry...
Artificial flavor, yes.
Here you go, I've actually prepared this this morning, look.
- Do I dare? - It smells really nice
Do I actually dare?
Stop
- It works - It works
Why do you eat this?
- Do you have any idea? - I don't know, like a dessert?
Like... like this only?
I would understand if this was like a piece or part of a cake.
- Ooh, that's so nice. Feel it. - I have to...
- It's a little erotic - It's like slime
That's what I meant.
Okay
It could taste more...
- That is so underwhelming - You know what it tastes like? Those...
... Jelly hearts that I usually eat, but they're harder, they're like candy.
Yeah, I wish it tasted more
- But it tastes nice though, like soft - Yeah, it's...
Yeah, it's like lemonade.
Strawberry lemonade, but with textureI guess, great.
Awesome, solid 6/10 Jello
Do you have any suggestions of what I should try next week? Put them in the comment section.
Luke Cowley: "Question for your wife: out of all the guitars Ola has, do you have a favorite?"
But I think many of them are beautiful more or less, I think...
So I don't have tacky taste?
No, they're really beautiful, I like them.
but the one maybe I like most is actually the acoustic guitar
because you sing when you play the acoustic guitar
For CJ, when he doesn't want to wake up in the morning
- Sexy times, that's... - That's funny
One a few times actually saying is when I try to get my son up in the morning
And that's off-line
- It's off-line - Yeah, only for the family
protolexis: "Louise, is Ola a dom or a sub?"
I'm not gonna answer that
- That's like, the... - That's a fun question though
Good question, people care about things.
Another new segment of mine, because I like new segments
Started last week... Okay, I need to do this.
A clap?
Yeah... f*** you ruined it. It's like, I wanted to clap, but... Okay.
That's a good one
Hostile comment of the week, I get a hostile comment of the week and that's it basically.
I react to people being hostile, that's an excellent segment
"You were way more metal a decade ago
"What has happened to you? Does having a family to support change someone this much?"
That's not really hostile, but...
He's claiming I was more metal a decade ago
I don't know what... It would be nice to know why
- Like, what is more metal? - I know why, a decade ago I didn't speak in my videos
So I was way more metal, because I didn't speak
Okay, so...
Because I have a hostile comment of the week spreading negativity...
After the hostile comment of the week, I'm gonna have positive comment of the week, you know, positive Ola.
You have to share the positiveness. So, I found this...
From NikoZombie
"I work as an ER phys-" fusician....
..."Physician and the other day I saved a woman from a cardiac arrest"
Shit
"Usually you feel relief for the patient and happiness for the family
"But just for a little while as the adrenaline rush is getting down and you have to see other people
"There's not much time to process what happened
"Back from work I listened to your solo album again
"and with the acoustic bridge from Pizza Hawaii came, all the feels hit hard.
"Thank you for making such powerful music and I'll support you for li."fe
- That's really beautiful - That's really f***ing awesome
Thank you so much, things like this or comments like this make me so happy
I mean, this alone makes it all worthwhile
That's... I can't do that
I can... shit, I can. First try.
First try Ola. Positive Ola.
Thank you so much, NicoZombie.
maniacs4metal&gore: "FAQ: does Ola snore?"
No
Actually no, he doesn't, it's so nice.
But if you're drunk maybe, but I snore too when I'm drunk.
MetalliDeth1223: "This question is specifically for your wife. What is Ola's scale length?"
"If you get what I mean"... Yeah.
- It's... - Really funny, really
It's really funny, oh
27"
Kalsten: "Ey Louise, I want to put you in a very uncomfortable situatio
"Which band is better, The Haunted or Feared?"
That's an excellent question
and this right here might be a shift in our relationship after Louise has answered
- I think Feared is more my type of music, because... - F***ing liar
It's more melodic
- Yeah... - It is, The Haunted is more... party?
Like, more action, so if I had to choose I think I would choose Feared.
- There you go. - Even though I like The Haunted.
Yeah, exactl, but if you have to pick... okay
If you have to pick between Feared and my solo album?
- Do you ask me or them? - No, f*** them, I'm asking you.
It might be a divorce moment right here
It's gonna be... It's okay, you can answer whatever you want
I like them both, you know?
I love you.
- Political answer, it's... learned from the best - I don't want to choose.
Yeah.
Bai Kolio: "Can someone explain me the whole membership thing?"
I've been talking way too much about the membership... YouTube membership thing....
...Online and on FAQs, you know, I'm gonna ask Louise. Do you know what the YouTube membership thing is?
Like, can you explain it?
It's like... you are a member
And that's where you pay, I think it's 5...
- That's the main thing, you pay and that's it. - 5 Dollars... Yeah, you pay.
- And what you get... - No perks
No nothing. Hey, that's how it works.
There's a small fee
and then you get extra material from Ola
- And content, exactly - Yes
And you can be on the...
Discord
- Discord, yes. - Yes and engage with me and everyone else
- And do you have you have some extra videos? - Yeah.
Yeah, I have the weekly updates, you know, I had a vlog just now from the Solar headquarters, that's...
And I have some mixing videos and everything, and we do occasional live streams
- So, if you want more you become a member - Exactly
And I know you want more, so become a member
No, I'm actually having a good time on Discord with my friends, my real friends. I don't have any real friends.
Only my Discord friends.
That reminds me... Happy birthday Robin
He bought a bunch of Ola Englund stuff and I didn't sign it
I promised I would sign it and then you shipped it away
- You didn't tell me - I didn't sign it... No, I forgot, sorry Robin, but...
He had his birthday yesterday, Happy birthday Robin - Happy birthday
- He's a Swede - Should we sing for him?
No, it's not worth it.
Joseph Drucker: "Do you guys brush each other's hair?"
- No - It has happened though
- Right? - But that was a long time ago
When we were in love
- The first year - Yeah, exactly
Aidan Franklin: "Hi Ola, what do you think about Jared Dines? This is for your wife too, much love from Arizona"
- Do you know who Jared Dines is? - Sorry, no, I don't
Did you meet him at NAMM?
Okay, so Jared Dines is a guy...
who has almost 2.5 million subscribers who is the one
- Who is the one? Is that him? - Yeah, that's him
- Yeah - With the cap?
Yeah, and this is Stevie T
Jared Dines, I think he started his YouTube career 2 and a half years ago or 3 years ago
So, very new and basically he exploded by making kind of like humor...
- ...metal music videos - Okay
So, let's see if we can find his most popular...
- Popular... poplar burl - I think I've seen it maybe
Okay, Every Kind of Drummer this is kind of like the videos he's famous for
The funny thing is I know these drummers
Fans at shows, okay.
That's me by the way, standing there by the mixing console.
This is Sparta...
Yeah, but I think I've seen him before
Yeah
- Well, he is funny - That's nice
He's funny, he definitely deserves 2 and a half million subscribers, he should probably have more actually
- So... - Easy to watch
Yeah, it's easy to watch, very casual, love it.
That was it
Good clap
You're beautiful
I love you, aw
- This channel needs more beauty... - ... or wahmen
Wahmen, that's for sure
So guys, thank you so much for joining us in our FAQ
Next week it's just a regular-ass FAQ I guess, and...
If you have any questions, put them in the comment section
You want to join my membership? You should
Click 'Join' down there.
You can go hang with me... Members are asking: when are you joining the Discord?
- That's what I said as well - I'm not joining the Discord
You know, when we're at the house, I'm out there shovelling sand
In voice-chat at the same time
That's how dedicated I am to my Discord and youtube members.
You can hear him talking like alone
- On the other side of the house, he's talking - Like a f***ing maniac
Standing there laughing, shovelling sand
That's so funny. Anyway guys, thank you so much for watching this video.
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