- We'll be hosting our first ever live stream sketch show
since we did Smosh Live in 2016,
and it is called Smosh: Under the Influence.
(all exclaiming)
- This is gonna be very different from our last Smosh Live
because, this time, we're all gonna be drunk.
(all gasp) - Holy (beep).
- Now for obvious reasons, this can't happen on YouTube.
So if you wanna watch the show live,
you gotta get your tickets at the link right here.
- [All] June 30th
at 6 PM
PST.
See you there!
- Welp, it happened again.
Apparently, we have issues with data breaches around here,
and it's not just the cast getting
their fricking Google search history exposed.
It's it's now extended to the entire team,
including the writers
who actually typically write these things,
but now they don't even know.
- No. (chuckles)
- Well, it's gonna be exposed today.
- I feel unsafe.
I feel attacked.
I actually am nervous about this.
(all laughing)
I'm nervous.
I'm gonna finish this,
and I'm gonna be given my papers and I'm done.
I think I'm out.
- (chuckles) This is it.
How do you feel, Rachel?
- I feel very bad.
- Nice.
(all laughing)
All right, now the world's gonna see our search histories.
You're up first.
- I know.
(all laughing)
- Manifesting advantages of eating your own cum.
- Oh, wow, oh. (all laughing)
- What?!
- I just wanna make it clear that I'm eating my own cum
for manifesting.
(group laughing)
- Oh, okay.
- I have a vision board.
I have things that I want to have happen.
You know what I mean? - What are you manifesting?
- Well, I want to meet Tyra Banks.
(group laughing)
I don't eat my own cum 'cause it's fun.
I eat my own cum for the outcome.
(group laughing)
- SFW BDSM outfits 2022.
- Safe for work
- [Both] BDSM outfits
- 2022. - Oh, okay.
- I didn't know what SFW means.
(all laughing) - [Rachel] Too many letters.
All I know is what NSFW means. - What did you think it means?
- I though it was like strength for women.
(all laughing) - Strength for women.
- Strength for women BSDM outfits 2022.
(Rachel exclaims)
- Scary movies that don't trigger IBS.
(all laughing)
- Valid. - This feels fair.
- It sounds like you had a problem.
You used Google. Then you fixed it.
What are some scary movies don't trigger IBS?
- Um, like Babadook.
- The knowing
- Babadook. Babadook's so sad and full of grief.
- Yeah - Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah. I didn't (beep) myself once in that movie.
- What month does bees attack people?
- I didn't know it was a month.
- Yeah. Yeah. It's September.
- Oh it is? - Really?
I would expect it to be like a spring month.
- No, it's yeah, no.
They're angry that spring is over.
They're like, it's gone.
- Taking it out on the wrong people.
- One more lap around on the block boys.
- [Blonde Girl] Read it.
- Big feet tiny penis is that bad?
(all laugh)
There's a lot of communities that say it's not bad.
- Sure.
- Those people are in into feet.
(all laughing)
- Did you find an answer?
- I mean, it's not illegal.
- It's it's not, it's not illegal.
It's a misdemeanor.
(all laughing)
- Where in body does burp become fart?
- Huh?
I have the same question.
- My wifi was really bad that day.
So I didn't get the answer, but I assume it's just
right when your
the fart, the burp goes just past the stomach.
It's past there.
It's just right past the stomach.
It's just right when it passes there.
It goes fart. - Stomach. And up is burp.
Anything below becomes fart.
Okay. Up, up is burp.
Up is burp down.
- [Blonde Girl] Down is fart. - Down is fart.
- Up, up, down, down
- Up is burp. Down is fart.
- Hey guys. (off-screen crew laughs)
Just tuning in to let everybody know.
Up is burp. Down is fart.
- Let's all get that in the wide right here.
1, 2, 3
- Up is burp. Down is fart.
- How to get wrestlers smell off of passenger seat.
(all laughing)
- And she's gone.
- That is (beep) up.
- That rocks - That's really messed up guys
- Why doesn't Patrick McDonald shut the (beep) up like ever.
(all laughing)
- Is there something you guys wanna air out right here?
- I have nothing to say.
Shut up!
(all laughing)
Is it manslaughter if you hit the person with your bike?
- Oh my God.
- So I guess what I found is that it is manslaughter.
If you kill someone in general
and you don't mean to.
- Mhm, mhm.
- So that's - So, and you didn't mean to?
- No, I didn't mean to.
No that person came outta nowhere and I got scratched up.
He's the victim?
- Piss, piss.gov (all laughing)
- I was just curious if the government had any type of,
type of operating facilities for piss.
Cause you know, there's a .gov for everything.
Isn't that the rule?
- No, absolutely.
No. There's a .gov for
government official organizations
- Which piss is.
- Government people piss.
- DOP.
The department of piss - Go piss gov
- Go piss gov. Oh it's British.
You were looking for something British.
(all laughing) It's when you pee your pants a little bit
and you have a little piss dot gov.
(all laughing)
- A piss dot gov.
- Accordion flesh light attachment
(all laughing)
- Okay. - [Blonde Girl] Wow.
- Okay.
I would say the sexiest part about me is my accordion.
So it's no surprise that when I start to go on dates
with people, they wanna (beep) my accordion.
(all agreeing)
and I've gotta make that happen
'cause it's not happening for me.
That would sound crazy.
- Mustache styles
Non sex-offender slash pedo slash dictator
- Oh my God.
- Why, why didn't you take any?
- Yeah.
(all laughing)
- Did you read that?
- Weird Al Yankovic hair routine.
(all laughing)
Sometimes I look like Weird Al, and he's my hero.
- Yeah. - And I think that's okay.
And then I think
does anyone want to have sex with Weird Al?
- Probably.
- Yeah. Yes.
- Weird Al big feet tiny penis.
(all laughing)
- I didn't. Weird-
(all laughing)
- Weird Al Yankovic hair routine.
- Oh my God. - Nice.
- He's got beautiful hair and I maintain.
That's a beautiful man.
- It really ties in with the accordion.
That's all-
- I know. I know.
I am, I am just living somebody else's gimmick.
And I think that's fine.
- Does ice cream make you sexy guys?
(all laughing)
- All caps.
- I've heard in places, I've heard in videos.
Sometimes people say ice cream makes you sexy guys.
- I, are you calling Google guys?
- Yeah.
- Hey guys. - I guess I should say folks?
- Circumcised versus uncircumcised girl opinion.
- Oh no. - Oh my God.
- No.
- Are you in a crossroads?
Yeah. I'm at a crossroads.
- [Blonde Girl] Wait
- Are you gonna change based on the answer
- I'm deciding if I should go back or not?
- Oh my god don't live in regret.
- Did Raven see 9/11 coming?
- (off-camera crew laughs)
Okay, Listen.
If she could see into the future,
if she could,
This is pre, pre 9/11 - [Blonde Girl] If she could
Is it her fault?
- It
- That's the headline.
Is 9/11 Raven-Symoné's fault?
- It's like those articles - Can we get in close
- 'cause people - for the question?
- Yeah 'cause people
Just ask it again really close.
- I don't think it is.
- I don't think she could have done much about it.
Imagine if there's an episode
of "That's So Raven" Oh my god.
And she sees this.
What is she supposed to do? Call the Pentagon?
Hi, I'm a teenage girl and I can see into the future.
(Off screen crew laughs)
- Okay. Here's another one.
Fun snacks for if I haven't had sex in a while.
(Off screen crew laughs)
- Yeah.
- What kind of snacks came up? - Fun snacks? Dunkaroos.
Fruit by the Foot.
It's a lot of the snacks that you would eat
if you had had sex, they just taste better
because you think about them more.
No, you're saying that you're eating the snacks
that you would've after sex.
- [Rachel and blonde Girl] Yeah.
- Which you said is Dunkaroos and Fruit by the Foot.
I think there's a reason you haven't had sex in a while.
Listen, my pantry is so fun when someone comes over.
- Welp, that was our Google search histories.
Hopefully you don't despise us anymore than you already did.
We know we've got some hate-watchers out there.
I love you guys.
We have lots of other content
but first check out the shirt.
We have this at Smosh.store.
Show it up.
Patrick - Look at the sleeves.
- [Rachel] Wow. - What does it say?
- It says "I love mayonnaise"
- With A little shaky twerky sandwich.
- Yeah. Look at that.
- Bye.