- Oh!
- I'm feeling a little bit lit
- It's kinda nice.
- That's terrible!
(laughing)
(painful moan)
- [Tom] Sync clap please, someone.
(both clapping)
(gasping in amusement)
(laughing)
(joyful upbeat music)
- Today we are ranking shots!
- I hate shots. I never shots.
- No, shots are the best.
It's like an experience
to have with your friends. - It's a bad experience.
- Clog, clog, clog.
It's not possible to remember
how many times we've thrown up doing shots.
- It's just a recipe for disaster.
However, they are highly efficient.
If you're like, "I need to get lit ASAP,"
go for it.
- So we're going to be ranking all these shots
from super God, God, okay, meh, nah,
and then on how much we like them.
- [Tom] Who's gonna throw up first?
- Probably me.
- [Ev] Just a cheeky wet pussy for you guys.
- Thank you for the wet pussy Ev.
(all laughing)
- Love a little wet-
(all laughing hysterically)
- [Ev] No!
- These are the best shots. - It's time.
- I'm so glad we're starting with them.
- Now that I said that, it came off differently than I-
(all laughing) - Our manager?!
- Not the meaning that I kind of wanted though.
(Zeta laughing loudly) - It's your boss
(all laughing)
- Also, can we just clock
how big these shot glasses are?
- Yeah these are massive. - Too big.
- Normally it's like half the size.
- Mm hm, too big.
- It smells fruity and nice actually.
- Bar Century in Sydney.
If you know, you know. - Mm hmm.
- Go up,
"Hey can I have a wet pussy?"
Like always feeling really awkward
when you order it because you're like
(Zeta giggling shyly).
- I don't think I ever did wet pussies
when at uni,
(all laughing)
at uni.
(laughing continues)
- Didn't get any wet pussies at uni hey?
- [Sohan] He's so red.
(all laughing)
- Cheers, let's go.
Yeah, bitch.
(Sohan screaming)
(chill music)
- Oh, yum. - Oh, fuck yes.
- Oh! - That's not bad.
- No, I love it, tastes like raspberry.
- I could drink heaps of these.
- That's almost like a cocktail.
- This sounds masochistic.
But like, I wanna be hurt
a little bit by my shots.
Like I like the experience of afterwards being like wow!
- Super God. - Super God.
- Maybe the only one that's going in Super God today.
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna go Super God.
Like, that is just solid.
- Super God?
- Yeah why not?
Nothing is gonna be that good.
- I'm gonna give this one,
I think just an okay.
I just don't think it's the most exciting
shot in the world.
[Ev] From a wet pussy to a cock-sucking cowboy.
- You couldn't order a shot with your mom.
Like you couldn't go up and be like,
"Hey mom let's go order shots-"
- Can I get a wet pussy,
and a cock-sucking cowboy?
My mum would probably order those.
She'd think it was hilarious.
(Both giggling)
- This is definitely Bailey's
a hundred percent. - Baileys?
- But then like, what is this guy?
- [Tom] Baileys and butterscotch liqueur.
- Yum! - Oh!
- This actually could be not terrible.
- Let's do it.
Cheers.
(Zeta breathing hysterically)
Oh, that's so good.
Are you okay?
- Yum!
(Coops coughing)
- I drank most of it,
and then it gurgled.
- It gurgled? - It gurgled.
- What do you mean? - How did you drink it all?
- I just (Sohan gulping).
- It tastes like Bailey's
with a bit of a kick to it, you know?
- Yeah, a little somethin' somethin'.
- It tastes like a sweet chocolate pie something.
- I don't know if I drink it wrong,
but it definitely gurgled.
And I don't know if it's supposed to do that.
- I don't know what you mean by gurgled.
- It's made a weird sound,
I think I put too much
of my lips over it. - I think that was you.
That was you.
I don't think a liquid can make a sound.
I think that's your-
- Look, I'm just having
an experience. - That's your thing.
- This is getting super God for me,
I love this.
I could do like 10 of these - Oh, Super God?
- I Shouldn't, but I could.
- I loved that.
That's going to Super God for me.
- I'm going God because
it wasn't as good as I want,
but it's pretty good.
- I reckon it's like meh. (Zeta banging the table)
- I'm starting to get a bit lit, like
(both laughing) (both mumbling)
- I'm getting a little bit lit.
- Lit! Lit! - I'm also getting very hot.
- Fireball, this is Fireball, isn't it?
[Tom] Fireball whiskey.
- No! - Oh!
- Fireball is the best, Fireball slaps.
It is just like cozy,
and you kinda like feel it moving through you?
And it like, warms your whole body.
- Is that it moving through you
or is that destroying your internal organs?
- Oh look.
- I try and avoid Fireball at all costs.
Because every time I have a shot of Fireball,
my night is absolutely fucking insane.
- Yeah. - No, it's not bad,
It's just insane things happen.
- Wild.
(glasses clinking)
(both exhaling sharply)
(Zeta coughing) (Sohan retching)
(Coops tapping)
(Sohan laughing hysterically)
(both groaning)
- That's it.
- No, you have to finish it.
- No, I can't! - No, you have to,
you have to, I did. - Fuck.
- No, you have to finish it.
- I'm trying to be responsible,
I'm moving house tomorrow.
- I don't care Sohan,
we're in this together
or we're not in it.
- It stings, it really stings.
- I know, isn't it great?
Oh!
- Oh, no!
- And I don't feel like throwing up at all right now,
which is really like an achievement.
- Look, I am so glad that you've said that.
- It is a burning in my throat.
- Yeah, it is, it is, it really is.
(Sohan clearing her throat)
- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm just-
(both laughing)
I'm giving it an OK.
- Yeah, it's in the middle, it's an OK.
- I'm gonna put it up at a God.
- I'm gonna go OK.
- OK?
For Fireball?
- [Tom] Nice work guys, really solid.
- Thanks Tom.
- Tom, I feel like you're being sarcastic,
and I don't appreciate it.
- No, I am so bad at these.
- Do you know what?
I took a vow to stop drinking energy drinks.
No offense to Mito,
but they're quite bad for you,
according to a documentary I watched.
- Tom, are you willing
to break your vow with us today?
- Yeah, well, I'm drinking like five shots,
so like that's something that I wouldn't normally do.
- So much dedication. - Yeah.
- A true artist.
(both gulping)
- Oh no. - Yum!
- I think the Red Bull just went in the Jagger thing.
- Oh, I think so...
(both laughing)
So we're only having Red Bull?
(Zeta and Sohan singing)
- Come on, let's go
- We haven't finished talking about it.
(singing continues)
(Sohan clearing throat) (Zeta burping)
(both laughing)
- Oi, now. - It's not that bad.
- Oi, when you mix it all together properly,
- Yeah.
- It's actually pretty yum.
- Yeah, I think it's pretty good.
(all applauding)
- I'm so proud of you.
- I feel like as an 18-year-old you wouldn't like it.
- Yeah, no. - But as you know.
(Zeta indistinct)
As you become an adult.
- An adult.
- It's slightly like layered.
- It actually was kinda of yummy.
This is like 80 percent energy drink.
- One, this is a lot of preparation and set up.
- [Tom] You buy it! From the shot guy. (muttering)
- Okay, sorry, is this your opinion,
or is this my opinion?
- Like it's not a shot, right?
That doesn't feel like a shot to me.
I know that you are technically
putting a shot within the shot,
but it's like a babushka doll.
It's not an actual shot, you know, like.
- Yeah, but you shot it.
- Whoa!
- Yeah, whoa.
- Do we- - Did you say
it was a babushka doll?
- It's like a drink within a drink.
- I'm going to put this in God.
- I'm putting this in God.
- I think you really need to like energy drinks,
to like Jagger bombs,
and I'm just kinda like, eh.
I think this is definitely like a meh.
- Yeah, I'm going meh as well.
You gotta watch this docu I watched about it,
you'll never drank them again.
- Can we just acknowledge
that we have a pickle on the on the table?
- Can we just acknowledge
we have a pickle on the table?
- [Tom] It's called a pickle back.
(soft music)
- Pickle back? - Yeah like Nickleback?
- Oh, it's like Nickleback!
- Are we in a bit of a pickle? - We're in a bit of a pickle.
- I think we're in a bit of a pickle.
- So we do the whiskey first?
And then we do the thing right after as a chaser.
The pickle juice?
- Sounds like the salt in the lemon with tequila.
- Can I have a pass?
- No.
- One sip, just one.
- At the end of the shoot,
you wanna skip? - Just one.
- And you made me finish the other shot.
- Just one.
- Cheers. (glasses clinking)
cheers.
- I don't need to cheers you,
I can cheers myself.
- Do a four way cheers.
(glasses clinking) - Bing!
- [Zeta] Pickle on the table.
(Zeta laughing hysterically)
- Tom get your pickle on the table.
(Coop scoffing)
- 3, 2, 1, go!
(all retching)
- What the fuck?
(Tom coughing)
- What the fuck was that?
- No, I hate that so much.
- It's kind of nice.
- That's terrible.
(Cough laughing)
- I can't get the pickle out!
(Sohan laughing)
- That was so weird, that was so weird.
- It's like two disgusting things followed
right after each other.
- It's just like fire- - I don't like it.
- And pickle juice.
- [Tom] But did the pickle juice having it after.
Like get rid of whisky?
- Because it was so weird,
you're like what the fuck is going on?
You forget about the whiskey.
- The pickle juice was like the best thing ever,
now I feel like I had
like a cheeseburger shot or something.
- That's going into a nah,
like a straight to the bottom.
Just the combination is just not,
I'm not here for it.
(Zeta clearing throat)
- Nope.
- I was like pleasantly surprised by this.
I did not expect that to taste good.
So I'm going to give it a God.
I'm just doing it.
- Fuck it, fuck it.
I thought it was fun to do
I like following.
You know, doing those sort of chasers,
and stuff like that.
That's kind of fun.
I didn't enjoy it at all,
but because it was kind of fun,
I'll give it a meh.
- [Ev] The overall winner
of the shot ranking today was the ultimate,
(drum rolls)
Wet Pussy!
- What? - Yes, wet pussy.
- Yay!
- No, yeah wet pussies love them,
they are delici-
(Tom laughing)
Okay, no.
Cut! Cut! Cut!
(all laughing)
- Tom, Tom, you're done.
- Please cut, please cut that, please cut that.
Please cut that, please cut that, please cut.
- So what other alcohol should we rank next?
- Wine or beer or something?
(all laughing)
Do I seem drunk or?
(all laughing)
(closing music)