all right have you ever heard of the most complex subject
in the known universe one which is still far from being understood one which is the literal
cause of everything one which made high school students hate school and most importantly
one that made Rick and Morty possible by the name of the video you probably know what I'm
talking about gender studies seriously now I mean penguinologism now for real today we're
going to speak about is that a real thing penguinologist does he know as much as I know
about the physics of penguin poo whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa chicken nugget science fine I'll just stop
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sign up to this you get a free month anyway the first branch of physics is the most boring
one and the only one that you can observe you know look just uh jokes aside for a second
classical mechanics is very very important and uh Advanced classical mechanics is very
very important to understand quantum physics when you get to the you know deeper areas
of like Quantum field Theory you gotta you got to do the classical stuff even though
it is really really boring by yourself it says that objects will move if you kick them
and that if you punch somebody they will punch you back with the same Force no matter how
ugly you are you still attract the entire universe towards yourself with a force inversely
proportional to the distance next we have Electro but because of something called dark
energy you know this doesn't actually work out gravity is actually a very weak force
and you know on Cosmic scales things actually have to be rather close for this to happen
it's counterintuitive but the universe is actually expanding and it's increasing in
speed and uh that's because of something we just say ah dark energy we don't know what
it is don't know if it's real dark energy is our solution gravity yeah there's problems
there's problems guys it's all right we're working on it we're working on them and we'll
get back to you first inversely proportional to the distance next we have electromagnetism
thanks to it your phone works also thanks to it the universe can exist crimes how electric
and magnetic fields which and you don't fall through the Earth thanks to it as well and
pretty much everything else like it's responsible for way more things than people even realize
or in fact the same thing work briefly it can be summarized as electrons and photons
doing weird stuff then we have thermodynamics which tries to explain why you shouldn't jump
in lava it all
also says that entropy tends to get higher which will result in an inevitable death of
the entire universe called the heat if things keep playing out like they seem like they're
playing out no guarantees death we also have fluid dynamics an excruciatingly hard way
of determining how aerodynamic a cow can be I always loved that Meme boss Theory tries
to describe how your life would have been if you hadn't said that really stupid thing
to your crush back then we also have Optics which pretty much studies how light behaves
when it passes through glass
yeah yeah we're gonna get copyrighted for that the next big pillar of physics is relativity
relatively speaking there is this dude one stone who comes and says that light speed
is constant and then people asked well what if I run faster than that and one stone said
you can't because you're fat I'm not fat to Reiki ill-breeding maggot your mass is not
zero so you are there's some truth to that one [ __ ] also Newton your physics is [ __ ]
gravity is not a force it is the curvature of space-time itself next we have that was
that was well done quantum mechanics a weird field with Zombie Cats infinite versions of
you and the core of Rick and Morty the standard I approve big model says that there are at
least 13 types of particles first we have fermions six types of quarks and six types
of leptons then we have four types of Gage bosons and one scalear Boson gluons obviously
make glue
that was really good that was fantastic ones make Photon Cannon but you know it's actually
not too far off killer ones do tend to hold some other things together we're pretty sort
of on the nose with naming things so you know there's that happens electrons make electricity
the Mulan is basically electrons overweight unstable sister the tau is basically the electrons
super ultra overweight sister it is also really suicidal and doesn't like to live for a long
time these guys like to pass through everything very rare those ones you'll uh you only find
them because we make them right so those things are very strange and mysterious through everything
without interfering with anything these guys are just boring these guys make up six flavors
of Chip and Chups they they also make up protons and neutrons the Higgs boson just makes you
fat
this is a fantastic video thank you for suggesting it this is unreal they should show kids this
in physics class like when you first come into physics first day first five minutes
before you show them that stat Mac book intro show them this video I think kids would love
this and anyone really it's just it's just great for string theory which replaces all
the elementary particles with a really small vibrating strings different particles different
vibrations it also argues that there are 11 spatial Dimensions it doesn't replace them
I didn't catch everything you said it doesn't replace them it just says these those things
uh are emergent from the more fundamental things much smaller those strings so it's
not you know what I mean if string theory is true the standard model is also true it
also argues that there are 11 spatial Dimensions instead of three that's um the M Theory as
well that argues about the 11.
again everyone loves talking about String Theory because it's fun it's crazy but there's
really no evidence for it so be very careful it looks something like this good luck imagining
that next I hide I understand these are jokes but I also just wanted to give people some
insight and so the actual so a lot maybe you could say the consensus and the string theorist
Community they seem to think that these Dimensions actually are probably you know wrapped up
and they're very small and that's why you know where the hell are they good luck imagining
that next I highly suggest to first watch this video on quantum mechanics otherwise
why do you get angry though because it actually is really cool and super beautiful like an
elegant mathematically and that's why so many people love it like it does seem too good
to be true and look it might just be true it might be a might be ahead of its time like
we've discovered it too early and we can't the experimentalists haven't caught up yet
and it might be another 200 years before we can actually do experiments to verify it so
you know don't don't be too sure it's all Bs it's just might be well ahead of its time
like many other things this has happened a lot in mathematics for instance otherwise
you won't understand much too lazy to watch it good luck first we have the Heisenberg's
uncertainty principle which states that he is the one who knocks oh no never mind it
states that you cannot physically know both the position and the momentum of a Quantum
particle at the same time then we have the Schrodinger's cat which is both alive and
dead at the same time until observed
this works for all particles which exist in all possible States as long as it doesn't
interact with anything else oh also when observed the cat splits the universe in two one with
e so I know this is a jokey video so I can just do this because why not so he's talking
about an interpretation of something that happens in quantum mechanics and they're known
as the interpretations of quantum mechanics or quantum theory and one of those interpretations
is the many worlds interpretation uh and this has to do with the collapse of the wave function
it has to do with when you take measurement observation of uh where it's take for instance
where an electron is around an atom because before you do it we think it's in this like
probability probability Cloud uh this is super super position of all possible States Quantum
States in its orbital at any given time and then you make a measurement and you collapse
that probability Cloud it's AKA wave function which is not something that is related to
anything in physical reality we think it might actually be why because there's complex numbers
in it how can an imaginary number relate to something real but from that you can actually
get something a real you know number which is very confusing so you only calculate probabilities
in quantum theory by the way without many worlds many worlds suggests when uh you know
spin is a better example uh it's because you know spin can also be in multiple States for
instance you Everyone likes to say spin up or spin down whatever the hell that means
these things do have this angular momentum they're not literally spinning though and
so you can let's just we just like to give these things arbitrary things sometimes but
then you can derive them later and so we say spit up or spin down or a combination of the
two and so when you try and measure it though it'll be one or the other but many worlds
says instead of just collapsing you know the the possible the superposition and the possible
States it basically the whole universe branches uh and both things happen so I don't think
there's any evidence for that and I think it's kind of
pretty intense to invoke all of that you know out of something we don't understand uh and
it seems like there's a few assumptions there are some people like um what's his name who
really likes this idea and he's saying there's lots of actual incredible physics behind it
not that I've come across and but he's much smarter than I am so you know maybe we should
go listen to Sean Carol over there he's incredibly intelligent the professor at um Caltech holds
uh feynman's old position right so this guy's extremely intelligent he might be correct
I have no idea um he loves he's very very confident about many worlds so you should
know that so it could be correct um go go watch his lectures he's amazing and then also
that's many mods there's lots of other interpretations lots and most the consensus is one called
Copenhagen which is pretty much it just collapses right you know and everything I've told you
is like that's just how it happens it's a version of the outcome so a single atom can
split the universe in countless ways therefore creating a metric crap ton of parallel universes
according to the many worlds interpretation I guess it means you know infinite Multiverse
right now seriously and if it's real it kind of means like there's other use out there
right not just other use there's an infinite other number of other use out there so there's
exact copies of you out there infinite exact copies of you out there it's insane all right
everything that's allowable by the laws of physics if this stuff is you know if there's
any Merit to it yeah it's crazy [ __ ] go watch this video to understand what I just
said I think I forgot to mention anti-matter Dark Matter black holes matter Quantum grow
up Activity The Big Bang the infinite universe that is somehow still expanding the Pythagorean
theorem it's because why the baggery why Pythagoras in that so there's lots this is clearly a
joke video right because if I was going to give you all of physics you would describe
what a Physics degree does and break you'd give you the the big major branches that we've
kind of given a name even though all of physics is completely tied in together if you're going
to learn physics get used to it you've got to learn all of it which is not all in this
video because it's all completely related you want to know it if you want to go do some
uh you know solid state stuff or go work with quantum computers you better know everything
there is to know in you know quantum theory you're not everything obviously but like have
a good working understanding of how the things related to what you're doing you'll just be
much better off in those areas if you do though no most of it and then you know you might
think you don't need you know the larger things like general relativity but then you should
know you know we don't actually know yet how you know general relativity relates to Quantum
field theories and Fields um so and it should we think it should we think gravity should
have a Quantum aspect it should be Quantum in nature because every the universe seems
to be Quantum in nature so you know that's why you should probably also know some of
that because there is the chance in the future we have a better you know version of gravity
and yeah crazy [ __ ] man all round I think we're almost finished because I only have
five minutes not several human lifetimes that are required to understand how the universe
works safe to say no one understands how it works and they're not even close and so don't
let any confident fall you know convince you that they know what's going on because no
one does we're all as lost as each other we're all a bunch of hairless primates walking around
on this floating Blue Dot
but this is totally enough to understand most of the physics memes that's true that's the
only important part it looks like these look like some good memes I guess for that video
we just watched that would be a good little bit and now we can move off to something else