I'm making your account on my phone
because I'm controlling your men no you
know you're making it and then I could
append no no no no no I control them I
don't like this at all
we're twins and today we are going to be
creating each other's tinder profiles
Connie
like a bad boy we just wanted to not
really like me it's with you it's
unhealthy with Karen
she hates dating it's literal least
favorite thing to do in the world I hate
it but if you invited Karen on a
monopoly date sealed deal like she will
go I would die I don't we actually don't
have to enter profiles so we're going to
start by making the profiles I'm very
anxious do you think my hair someone
will get married at the end of this
here are the photos that I've picked for
you first we are leading with hot club
night outfit which is the only time
she's been to a clubs this year and then
I've got this one where you look like an
angel
that's important to me and then figure
about me do I look sexy with my hair
push back honey yeah tell them some nice
things about me okay let's think your
profile is complete so yeah I picked up
for your first one okay it's a really
cute shot we've got like a NASA shirt so
only notice photos yeah so it shows you
smart and also that you've got really
good fashion sense then I got a little
coy little back Xiao know this now
they're gonna expect me to be wearing
backless things but they do can't live
up to that fresh pitch and I don't want
to go like too deep into this catfishing
scheme that we're already kind of odd oh
my gosh are we kappa she and kappa dude
that's fishing with my dad oh that's
perfect bio done they're gonna see you
and they're gonna be like cute smart
sexy funny done like I'm gonna get you
maybe within the first hour a date
oh you think you're gonna win I mean you
didn't say it's a competition but it's
kind of a competition right right right
hopefully by the end of this week we
both have dates for each other and
hopefully not the same man all right so
it's time just swipe through some men
and figure out what this app is all
about on day one today too we showed a
couple of five things of potential
options to each other but after that
then it was curly secret yeah I love it
Gavin for you he's got a bowtie and
everything he's really
perfect so he's a definite yes oh my god
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feeling almost like - like easy to do or
like a game yeah where I started
forgetting like they were real men it
just felt like trading cards their first
I can't fly away a perfect match for
cotton panties right your leather jacket
very bad blood so we're gonna fight yes
on that one got a match that was easy we
were gonna wait until day two to start
responding oh yeah I think Aaron starts
freaking out because they keep sending
messages I've already got like 30
messages I am way behind I have one guy
in particular that was sending me a
message like almost every hour that was
like hey there that conversation did end
on day one because he just was way too
needy so turns out we both have over 30
matches so right now games pretty much
tied had several frontrunners in the
first day I was talking with a boy who
looked perfect for Karen
he was definitely my frontrunner for the
majority of the time our frontrunner
gavin has responded just responding and
kind I'm going to say handsome that's
strong we gotta hit you a man and like
we have like two days to two day three
okay this is where things get intense so
I've narrowed it down to like five guys
that I'm like really chatting with now
and one who I think is really cute is
named Connor Connor and Connie how cute
is that he's a musician
Oh check check check you know all the
boxes down low I go and go and go and go
and go and go and going all right y'all
big news Connie's got a date
day for I wake up guys Connor responds
the problem is is he says we have
a date like in two hours hey wake up you
have a date today nope I got doing good
date being excited he was early and I
was tired and I had shaved so that's
what I said I'll tell you five minutes
before
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I think Connor is gonna wait is that his
name did you pee with a man named Connor
Connor riccati it's really cute halfway
through the year so first off he already
brought up like one thing that we we
were talking about like in our comments
and I honestly had no idea what he was
talking about and he was wonderful I
know he was honestly who's like super
great we have like really great
conversation we have a lot in common
if we ever go on another date again
which to be honest I think we will I
would have to confess upfront now that
this videos oh yes I just can't keep up
that lie it's just not gonna happen
alright calling now already one so no I
saw the day you can't be on tinder or
while you're on a date with a guy so now
this time that I have blocked out to get
Karen a date suddenly gone I feel the
pressure a lot it is a big problem
tomorrow is the last day I know this is
so bad but there's chatting with Gavin
need turned out to be a creep you got
eyes like new I don't even know like
with my instincts are right I'm
frantically messengering I'm getting to
the point where I'm just gonna be like I
am free now where are you I'm basking in
the glow of victory I know the sun's
going down
how does it feel to lose so I'm just
messaging messaging when all of a sudden
in the final hours here I think I have
you a date totally great says he wants
to go and see
the horror movie Karen doesn't like
horror movies you have to pick something
else or I'm not going Carolyn I'm not
going discount no it's these counts I
got her a date she's the one denying it
J says she doesn't like wonderful is it
a good day is it a date that I won't go
on he likes you I can talk him into
another movie give me a second I was
desperate good James you're going to see
Captain Marvel so his name is Chris I
would like it to be known Chris was
always one of my top contenders uh he
just we don't talk about Devon anymore
perfect
got her a date there she is ladies and
gentlemen you were hoping the shoulder
over this hill thing back way like this
yeah maybe about to go see encounter
Marvel which I'm actually excited about
it and I guess I'll go see Chris too so
yeah he was a very cute and also
extremely funny you're right about that
okay I kind of let him know right away
what we had been doing because it felt
weird I'm going the second date with him
he was really sweet
some would say that I did a great job I
can say for a last minute effort it was
a really really good job
you came you're at the finish line well
done would I do it again no I would not
cannot catfish any longer I'm not great
at deception I'm just gonna send over
your tinder profile to you and just let
you have it I think if I had had like a
couple of weeks I could have found you
like the one maybe that sounds like a
bet if we have to decide a winner right
uh-huh it's gotta be me okay here is
that I would give you you did have the
date a day before like the dead one
timing counts all right yeah I mean I'll
see you one because I think you really
like him and he's really nice and super
sweet but I will say I did a great job
you did a great job
wait so maybe everybody wins
Love Wins
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