time to get eliminated to trouble again or temple in a team suddenly a team we
need now all right
filter Logan oh not again you need to get here or night could be doomed all
right I'll be right there all right listen up ladies and gentlemen as the
general for tonight I have called you here today on your receivers because
fortnight is in a serious picture ain't talking about the sweet-savory times you
put on your hamburgers I'm talking about the serious kind now we have reason to
believe that fortnight has been infiltrated by a man known as Deadpool
picture here now Deadpool has created a balton within that vault he is holding
what our scientists have confirmed to be the single handedly most deadly weapon
we have ever seen sir I don't mean to be rude but why is your face gold currently
I'm trying something new I'm going for a gold look I've dipped my face and solid
gold that's why I can't move her smile we were I thought we were the ones to
say four name what do you have all these guys here I mean who was this guy it's
literally a cat that is cat man he is very good at what he does being a cat
what about him that is mr. blob he is a smartest of our
Academy and a leader in protecting fortnight and you're gonna tell me that
this is someone who's gonna stay for tonight
it's literally a tree if you're referring to plant man he has more stars
of accommodations than this whole room put together now listen here our
objective is simple I need you to infiltrate Deadpool's hideout get the
vault access card and get inside his boat in there you will then use this
package there deliverable ordnance data of Jack
doot-doot-doot for sure now you will put this in the vault and press the button
in which case you will have 50 seconds to get out of there it will destroy the
weapon and save for now no beat posse will not be going on this mission your
objective is to sweep those floors and make us hamburgers now Papa Jake and
Logan we have some new tech for you for now headquarters have invented two new
items Jake you will be receiving this it is an advanced pornographer system with
the ability to completely clone yourself there you go wool fancy now Logan for
you the boys in the lab have been working extra hard on this one you will
be receiving a cardboard box we he gets a cloning device and I get a box now
this box wants to put on the ground with a large you can hide in it you can put
stuff in it heck you can even recycle it it's
completely recyclable now for us you can't family on this one Deadpool
it's sneaky you need to take them down well it's all the format is going down
with it
all right well Logan looks like we got a gear up and drop we got a safe for
tonight oh we're back you for tonight oh dude
this place has changed a lot all right we got to say on objective guys our
objective is to get into Deadpool's layer behind his vault and destroy
whatever's in there honestly I thought Deadpool was a good guy but apparently
not so we're gonna have to take him down but first things first Jake we need some
materials first thing you always do when you drop in for a night is gather as
much materials as possible good thing we got a lot of trees around here Jake was
tree man he literally just came with us we are literally in the same room as him
and we literally got on the battle bus with him any other tree oh man now we
got tree man's wood little worried yes so much wood on him are you able the
only respectful thing to do Logan is to use this wood wisely all right we got to
make nice buildings out of that wood that was premium I was like mahogany
stop talking about tree man like that Logan right tree man's gone okay is
eliminated in the field the battle that happens well there was because I pickaxe
them for what or he got taken down by the enemy but we still need to stay calm
look sugar not bad all right let's gather some weapons and resources the
map the general gave us chose the Deadpool's base is not too far from here
but our main objective is to get to that bolt
all right well come on let's go get your resources to your weapons we gotta move
dick I actually don't need any resources because every life equals one piece of
wood you can't get all the wood from the likes you are you're fine fine I know I
already got 400 wood from that good luck getting 400 wood from likes see how much
wood Logan gets
okay all right let's load them up pistol not bad all right should we check the
space out yes shoot around everyone's gonna know where we are in the game
right off the bat guys looks like our luck in for Knight is looking up namo
chess Jake nice shotgun ammo an RPG ammo
we got a porta for it all right well that could definitely come in handy when
we're infiltrating Deadpool's base but now that we got the gold scar we got
some amo I think it's time we make our way over there
follow me we got a guy in the tower he's got shotgun
sit down sit down hold on your buildings a wall
Oh looks like we broke down your little bass buddy let's try getting eliminated
how's the close one all right we need to keep moving so we can get into
Deadpool's bass yeah it doesn't make it easy that there's so many players on
this game should just be over there right I got this
trying to eat yourself in the face with your gun fine I saw you're driving a
spinal meet on spine now you're on the ground
all right well Logan's plan didn't work so I said we'd go the old-fashioned way
done uh well head in their scars blazing all right come on we need to head out
now let's go more spices you got we're just we're just the friendly players
let's go put playing fortnight what faction faction right we are
I didn't say anything about factions change your party Deadpool's faction or
no you know what imma be completely honest with you in the main menu and
they made it very difficult to understand factions I tried my best but
the main menu just made it extremely get fired and do something right trying to
bend and move it up
this is the part where we shake it out shake him down
that's the shake him down it tells you all the information about Deadpool's
base no you gotta shake him down
it's an info card it tells us where everything is in Ted pools hideout looks
like it should be updating okay wait it looks like we got multiple guards on the
entrance it looks like there's a back entrance we can use some sort of
ventilation shaft but never also got visual on the vault wait a second this
says the Deadpool is coming right Logan watch out
wow wow wow look who the cat dragged in looks like you two up and trying to get
my key card well now it's time for you to be eliminated oh no no no no hold on
stay right there Deadpool let's try this on I'm out of ammo
time to get eliminated it's all right I'll do this the old-fashioned way
let's go Deadpool
wait a second I got an idea my box I don't know exactly what it does but but
they said it's the latest Tekken for tonight looks like we're in the box
maybe I can use this to sneak around Deadpool and get him from the back
well it looks like it's time for you to be eliminated
say goodbye Papa Jake that's definitely why they gave it to you all right look
that pool vault like any other character unlike any other character he can
respawn himself we gotta get the key card off of him fast like this perfect
okay now we just need to get inside his base and find the vault shouldn't be too
hard come on Jake you said there was a vent yeah so this is Deadpool's compound
but there's no way we're getting through the front door especially not with
authentication you need to go through the vet come on follow me
all right smoothly like a spy it's not the best way to get in it's not the
prettiest way to get in arguably there's probably much better way to get in but
this is the way we're going okay looks like there's cobwebs and some mold it
doesn't smell too good I guess I'll go first then oh I got it in my mouth
see what guns are trapped in this thing ah okay well the schematics show that it
should just be through here are you coming okay I can't see with all these
cobwebs
wait it's working so pretty the door Oh looks like we found our way in and
it's locked great well we came this far Logan you
know we really gave it a good try and it looks like we're gonna have to head out
there's a nice care here oh no no no okay so we're not going that way this
could be another way I mean they wouldn't just have a pastors leaving at
nothing until they enter here Cranky's my pickaxe to gets through here I'm not
liking this place Jake now get through that massive spiderweb
wall and open that door spider webs already just open it I am gonna go
through this door
nice shot score death we'll really knows that
slouching stay on task we have a mission right okay
well I got a scar you've got your thing let's figure out how to get to the vault
okay wait behind you the door it's locked
I might be able to bypass it this should be the security panel box pull the
safety pins ah okay now I need to open the store without setting off an alarm
or electrocuting myself should be easy enough now Logan the trick to this is
extreme patience plus ten years of electrical wiring knowledge I'm gonna
pull not good doors open will ship you me into the
next room perfect a gold scarf and a can of slut oh dude he's helping my blue
anyways all right now this is for me the mission we're almost there putting my
mouth why is this man I'm gonna get low and stick you've done something what oh
no no no that's poison gas quickly that way that way go go go go go close the
door Jake it's the vault we actually did it we actually made it
where's the key card all right should just activate it here ah perfect
it's opening
sit this what he's talking about the weapon that could destroy it all for
tonight no no no don't look at the weapon Logan just looking at it could be
too much for you to handle we're gonna place the bomb the general gave us and
get out of here he says we have 60 seconds to get out this isn't a bomb
what is it this is some sort of copying device a transmitter I'm not trying to
blow up the weapon they're trying to transmit it back to base so they can use
it mr. cat nice to see you looks like the cops out of the dog on
this one I was told by the general to follow you case you two got into some
trouble you know that they're not trying to pull this up you can't serious you're
evil you're bill Murphy's absolutely evil