- You know, every year new words and phrases
enter our language. Did you know that?
Well, they do.
Last year we had the word twerking.
And now we know what that means
and we're all better off because of it.
[laughter]
This year, there's a whole new set
of phrases and slang terms.
I like to keep my audience all up to date
with the latest trends.
I want you all to be hip and with-it
and all that and a bag of chips and stuff.
So I thought I would teach you some phrases
that are popular this year. Since these are slang terms,
I'm gonna use the Urban Dictionary.
If you don't know what the Urban Dictionary is,
it's like Webster's Dictionary if Webster was a drunk girl.
[laughter]
Right? Doesn't it seem like that?
[cheers and applause]
Okay.
[cheers and applause]
All right, and then I'm gonna show you the phrase,
and I'm gonna see if anybody here--
uh, don't yell it out.
I'm gonna ask somebody if they know what it is.
Let's see the first word.
On fleek. Okay.
On fleek. I'm gonna--no, if you know it,
I'm not going to you. Um--
Sir, right there, in the jacket and the button-down.
Yeah, you.
What would you think "on fleek" means?
- I have no idea. - Just take--
What does that mean? Figure it out?
On fleek. If you--use it in a sentence.
- I'm going on fleek?
[laughter]
- That's good. All right.
All right, let's just see what it means.
The quality of being perfect or on point.
So, well, you were headed in that way.
That's what you were saying.
[laughter]
Like today your outfit is on fleek.
- I was close. - Right.
All right, or if your grammar was on fleek,
you wouldn't use it-- you wouldn't even use the word.
[laughter]
Um, let's see the next one.
Netflix and chill.
[laughter]
Wow...
a lot of people know what that means.
Which is interesting to me.
I'm going back to the gentleman.
[laughter]
What do you think it means?
- You want another sentence? - Yeah.
Yeah, use it in a sentence.
- I'm going on Netflix and chill.
[laughter]
- You know what Netflix is, right?
- Yeah, right. - Yeah.
Okay, and you know what chill means.
- Yeah, but both in the same sentence, I'm not sure.
- Okay. What it means--
what's your name? - Joel.
- Joel, what it means is...
sex.
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
And a lot of you knew what that was.
Joel, did you have a different slang for sex?
What--what did you use-- - Now I do.
- Yeah. What was the slang you used?
- I'm French, actually, so-- - So?
- Sex.
- Oh, that's how the French say it, you guys.
All right, well, that's-- I am surprised
at how many of you knew what that meant.
[laughter]
All right, uh, let's see the next one.
Bae.
Does ev--people know what that is?
- Yeah. - Most of you know what bae is.
Some people do not know.
Um, I'll stick with Joel 'cause you're right there.
You're French. What does it mean?
- Bae if French? Like, uh, berry.
[laughter]
- No, it's actually-- it's actually really,
uh--ridiculous.
It means baby or sweetie.
It's, like-- 'cause if you don't want
to take the time to say baby.
It actually save you a lot of time
because we're very busy here, so we don't have time
to say baby, we just shorten it.
Or you can shorten it more and just say bah.
[laughter]
Let's see one more.
Thot.
It's pronounced thot-- but thot.
Wow, a lot of you know what that is.
[laughter]
- You know what that is? - Yeah.
- All right, use it in a sentence.
- My best friend is a thot.
[laughter]
- Wow. All right.
Your ex-best friend-- best friend.
- No. [laughter]
- It means that hoe over there.
[cheers and applause]
So, you guys, it's a gardening term.
[laughter]
I need my thot so I can plant my potatoes
or something like that.
Well, we learned today, if you play your cards right,
maybe you can make that on fleek thot
your bae...
and then you can Netflix and chill.
And now, I'm gonna say a phrase
that I use almost every day,
it is time to dance.