it's me time it's beam time gather old
friends it's me time time time the only
cure for sadness you know what mean time
is the greatest time of the day welcome
back
I'm so excited to be here I genuinely
get really excited whenever I get to
record these episodes because I get to
see what dumb stuff you guys are up to
and how it's gonna make me laugh anyone
else here curious to know how water
jesus is duping ah water Jesus one of
the lesser known characters and the
jacksepticeye variety channel but one of
the most important ones you should go
back and watch this video about a Gojo
from the hilarious infomercial go watch
that video and you'll it'll all make
sense I have no idea how water Jesus is
doing I put him in the glass and then I
put him in a cabinet and left him there
since the last episode and I have not
actually checked him since I don't even
know if there's any water left in it but
we will all find out together on the
next weird products video that I'm
hopefully going to record soon he's
probably like 6 foot 5 him built like
Dwayne Johnson at this point yeah you're
supposed to leave them in for three days
and I've left him in for what four
months jackets it's the best in below
zero with the boost he tank please never
ever get rid of that they're probably
gonna fix it and change it and remove it
because they think it's a bug or
something I think it's the best thing in
the game and it makes traveling
completely trivial but absolutely
hilarious you know when you're going
through the deep down dark deep down and
then the monsters are like mr8 and
you're like nah there you go much better
that's exactly what it's like hey
developers Hey look me in the eyes okay
don't do it III know that you're looking
at it going oh yeah we should probably
know stop we love you
your sadness me doing my best to make
you smile one meme at a time oh you guys
are not supposed to be this wholesome
okay way tiny little heart can't handle
it the Grinch
his heart growl us realize that I'm just
rubbing my own boobs
that's what mean time is I
collection of memes coming together to
try and lift you out of a sad moment I
make you do a little smile they get you
a little or maybe even make you ruffle I
don't know I've only ruffled once in my
life it's a very scary thing to do boat
owners over I was very glad it happened
boom over goose its toads time to shine
toad toad what are you doing
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first we had mega thick booty clapping
Luigi and now we got slender legged 9
feet tall toad I kind of live in for it
ok was that the kids say this is sending
me it sends you where where do you gets
it NGO don't kind of thick though Sean
doesn't upload for a day media Irish
youtuber Sean McLaughlin found dead yet
again
I'm dying everyone it's actually
surprising for my life any of these days
meanwhile everyone in the channel be
like ah that's great I hope Jack's
having a nice time and taking some time
for himself seriously that happens every
time and everyone's so incredibly sweet
about it I remember years ago when I'm
so afraid to take time off my channel
and now whenever I do people are like
yes well done you're doing great sweetie
you go you go yet there you go so cute
yeah also all I could see was a
reflection of my face in the phone so it
made it feel like I was just talking to
myself and I gave myself a little
motivational boost right now it's pretty
great
holy crap
hi I'm Shawn I'm the Android sent by
cyber life this is really well made
that's a good-ass Photoshop well done
you know it just reminds me of it
reminds me of the time that I put put
Brian's face on chase Brody during a
charity stream this one which also fit
really well I am not even joking this is
legitimately the best Photoshop I have
ever done I've put my face on many
different other faces for thumbnails and
stuff over the past this is the most
seamless that I have ever gotten it
there's nothing wrong with it it's
flawless and it freaks me the [ __ ] out
okay be the PMA for those around you
dear person behind me I hope today
doesn't suck lots of love the person in
front of you why I go into these videos
with a certain headspace to be like okay
everyone's gonna make fun of me
everyone's gonna do memes right look do
P and that's gonna be epic
ah no it's just really nice stuff oh my
body doesn't know how to react that's
incredibly sweet look at you guys go I
know this isn't one of you I don't care
go tell someone tell someone that
they're lovely go text somebody message
somebody online do anything do a good
thing for another person today and if
there's no one in your mind that you can
think of go to a mirror and say to
yourself or your phone apparently your
phones are basically mirrors at this
point phones are basically mirrors
jacksepticeye top ten fortnight
youtubers yes and there I am suck at
music so catty foo suck at myth get out
of here ninja jacksepticeye is the best
fortnight streamer use cold
jacksepticeye and the epic store that's
what you do as a fort later right I
should be sleeping right now but my
sickness wouldn't let me so here you go
oh there's another one we just had one
of those memes of my face there's too
many pictures of my face where I'm like
wait what the [ __ ] is going on I hate
that there's a collection of where you
can see my brain turning off you know
you look back at pictures of yourself
and you're younger you're like oh
and then there's like a couple of clips
of you from home videos you're like ah
cringe
imagine having seven years of that every
day in chronological order for everyone
to be able to go back and see everything
of you ah also looking hella fly in this
picture though I thought that was Seth
Rogen for several seconds so this is a
relatable image right now but that looks
nothing like Seth Rogen more like Seth
Rogen cuz my hairline so [ __ ] thick
same and hurts okay this one good meme
we've been through this one I've never
seen this one before
wait are you insinuating that Felix is
coming to eat me do you think that that
shark is like ooh tasty treat or
potential friend you think that
something like this would be weird but
I'm genuinely really excited to be part
of this compilation some of my favorite
people ever Mike Kotowski Billy Irish
and jacksepticeye all in one image
that's beautiful
which one is jacksepticeye though
starting to realize that she just posted
four of the same pictures I have a
feeling that it is not sequester to ds3
either I have a feeling that there's
probably like 12 more images from memes
that probably aligned with this that's
your homework to find those images like
a Where's Wally of sorts but out where
is the meme go do it do it right now I'm
waiting for you to do it right now okay
the subreddits here for these types of
things all right you think we just sit
in this subreddit and just hahaha laugh
laugh meantime no this is serial biz
know these are means it is better
o'clock
you best be sleeping okay thanks Twitter
if I see another child on Twitter tell
me to go to bed I'm gonna know that
maybe you should go to bed
telling me I should go to bed I'm a
thirty year old man what telling me to
drink well tell me the drink water it's
actually pretty good advice cuz I tend
to forget it uh a lot but I can go to
bed whenever I want
you think the top ten Fortnight
youtubers have time to be sleeping I
have to get sick w's in victory Royales
who's up right now who's not sleeping
awake gang
smash Lake if you're awake right now the
entire comments section of the first
pedestrian video I don't even know above
sad Bob noises I forgot for like a
second right after that I corrected
myself I hit my mic because I'm so upset
I corrected myself right after that I
love Bob Bob is amazing all right but I
know him as my good buddy and top
Facebook streamer my skirm okay it
slipped my mind for a second I I know a
Bob and he's amazing
I in my head I don't even call him Bob I
just called him funny haha man that's
why I forgot for like just a second it's
not because I'm a bad friend 36
different styles of Marvin from many
artists this animation wouldn't exist if
it wasn't for everyone who supported the
idea holy hell that's amazing I love all
of them he's so stylish people's
drawings of Marvin are some of my
favorite because he's so over-the-top
he's so extra people given so many
colors and outfits and masks and
hairstyles it's [ __ ] awesome thank
you very very much
anybody who drew anything for this I'm
sorry that there's no like credit list
to be able to go through it but Korea BB
I'm sure they have it posted somewhere
thank you everyone
who's Eric styles are in that because
it's [ __ ] phenomenal keep drawing
your artwork is phenomenal I loved
watching it I loved looking at it I
loved going through my timelines and
seeing how town that everybody is it
doesn't matter how well you think you
draw all the stuff that you guys send me
is really appreciated even though I
might not be able to get to all of them
or reply to all of them or like all of
them I do see a great deal of them and I
love them it's one of my favorite things
with YouTube is seeing all of the fan
art that people do so thank you keep
drawing your wonderful do it do the
thing someone needs to explain to me
this is the same freaking person what
sorcery is this and how can i attain
such a globe can't it's just pure Irish
raw animal magnetism but in reality it's
called age age and self-confidence
this this guy is not confident at all
this guy is still not confident neither
is this guy I don't know what I'm doing
it's a mixture of things it took a lot
of effort and a lot of struggle to get
over meant
old barriers in my head still not there
still working on some probably always
gonna be but that's okay
at least I'm trying but back in these
ones they these are these are three
completely different people on the same
path but very different mentalities
going on they're different outfits
they're different times I have a
different beard a different haircut a
different outfit I'm older I'm more
mature I have more confidence in myself
what do you want for me that's a that's
a go up for sure bud but you know what
I'm proud of where I am I'm proud of how
much I've grown and I'm proud of how
much I've matured and overcome a lot of
different things in my head to get to
where I am right now and that's why this
picture looks a lot different because
I'm a lot more confident in myself
and I like that here's the newest and
slightly accurate of Lego jacksepticeye
thank you for this man I would love my
own Lego Lego come on reach out do a
youtuber collection don't just put out a
gamer man with green hair and a soul
patch and a thing in his hand
all right reach out this is miss collab
Lego I don't think Lego are really
struggling for sort of attention and
like exposure or anything like that but
I think it would just be real epic I
love these comments as well
jacksepticeye has fallen into the river
in lego city build a new rescue copter
hey have you seen that meme have you
seen this do you know about this have I
shown this before
wait for it wait for it
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goddamn can we just appreciate this
video for a second it wasn't until I saw
this that I remembered that oh wait yeah
they do say that in all these
commercials don't they also the video is
laid out like a Lego brick this is
greater than anything I've ever
accomplished in my time it's mean time
hold on need to take a pee break BRB
I'm never gonna live that down am I the
undertale pee break I haven't taken a
pee break in meantime because I'm
dedicated to my craft the craft of memes
these memes are not gonna laugh at
themselves okay it's up to me to take
the stuff that you guys make of other
people's stuff so I can look at your
stuff of other people's stuff and make
more stuff out of that stuff alright
this is serious work it's hard reacting
to things
I wonder what type of sound my voice
would make in undertale you know how
some people have like oh like sans my
man probably be like ah to actually make
a video either doing Evelyn's makeup or
Evelyn doing his I bought some machine
Dawson's makeup because everyone else
was doing it and I wanted to become
whole I did I actually did buy I went on
and I was like everyone was complaining
about the site being down and I was like
is it really when Shane Dawson was doing
the thing and I I went in to just try it
and I got through immediately and I was
like huh okay pearly this is a big deal
so I just went through with it and
bought one one of the mini pellets and
then I was traveling a lot and it
arrived and got sent back so I never got
it how about Shane Dawson does my makeup
that would be cool I would be so down
for that well well well did dear earnest
honest just copy the great jacksepticeye
how dare how dare you react to the same
product I reacted to that product is
mine now you can never do it again but
you know what I let it slide because
it's it's it's the jacksepticeye variety
channel and a bunch of people are really
big fans of jacksepticeye's Funniest
Home Videos it's reaching all kinds of
demographics all kinds of people we got
their statistics in from the last
episode and we're just breaking records
all over the place so popularity is hard
even though the last one is home videos
video got copyright claimed immediately
as
they uploaded it because I put in an ad
for something called the tog toner and
then I had to skip and upload that day
and then the next day I uploaded it it
went up and then it got demonetised
because there was like censored boobs of
cartoon girls in it so hey I just keep
winning when Dad lets you hold the knife
oh my god
I was gonna choke about this but I
legitimately just had a flash of a
memory in my head of when my brother had
like a really cool knife and then I was
I picked it up for the first time when I
was like this is what it feels like to
hold something that came kill a thing
this is really cool though I got to
attend a Final Fantasy 7 remake event in
London and they had there they had
doesn't say Barrett's gone and it was
super heavy I looked at it and I thought
oh it's just made out of foam but it was
all made out of metal and a weight like
10 kilos and then this sword was super
heavy as well I mean I make it look
effortless because I'm so big and strong
and muscular but the lady handing it to
me and I was like so that face of
concentration was for like a split
second to get the picture me explaining
meantime my mom it's not that hard all
you have to do is say me me tie me me me
tie me over and over again and throw in
a cure sadness
you know just meme it up memes is memes
and if she doesn't get it after that
maybe that's a good thing oh no what is
happening stop this is getting way too
out of hand how far is this gonna go
first it was like a Photoshop then it
was artwork now it's a real tangible
thing this is how nightmares are made
this is how sleep paralysis demons
become real and kill us all is it gonna
go further than this is if we're going
to become its own consciousness and
become sentient think about what you're
doing before you destroy the planet I am
sick of this bullying that's going on
I'm so tired of my hard craft and my
genuine spirit and passion being made
fun of like this how dare you compare me
to something that looks exactly like me
why does it
so similar its I'm not wearing the same
outfit I'm not I don't the same haircut
but for some reason I look the exact
same as a chipmunk stop it stop it right
now
stop stinky stop me when I hear someone
say ninja is better than jacksepticeye
you truly are the lowest scum in history
not anymore because I'm a top ten
fortnight youtuber yeah ninja bad jack
good movement not see enough of why
doesn't the NFL just get kickers that
don't miss how many means can I fit in a
sentence that's it I'm done the like
button me that's a good way to end it
gamers right here right now me me dreamy
babies if you're not smacking that like
button then you're sleeping right now
just facts so thank you for watching
this episode of meantime don't forget to
slap that like button like Danny slaps
Aaron's ass with the gusto of four
hundred men and I'll see all you sweet
baby me me dreamers in the next episode
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I'm not seeing enough movement