Google has become an easy answer to solve most people’s questions.
Don’t know how to do something?
Just google it!
But there are some things you probably shouldn’t google, unless of course you want to be creeped
out.
So join us as we count 10 things you should never google.
Clock Spider Okay guys, so here’s the deal.
You can google Clock, and everything should be fine, you can even google spider and in
most cases you’ll still be fine but if you combine those two words, I have just one word
to describe the results you get.
Nope.
Nope Nope Nope.
Now in fairness, how creeped out you get from searching this will vary depending on your
relationship with spiders but if you’re a fellow arachnophobe you definitely shouldn’t
google this.
Trypophobia Trypophobia is also known as repetitive pattern
phobia, a fear of objects with clusters of small holes in them.
Now this sounds fairly tame and not exactly something you be afraid to google, that is
until you actually do.
The images that come up are extremely disturbing and quite honestly I became quite sick looking
through some of the results, so go ahead and try this at your own risk.
Wet Koala We all know that Koalas are cute little marsupials
who sleep for 20 hours a day and feast on eucalyptus plants.
One might say they look friendly, or even cuddly.
However, when you apply water to a Koala, apparently something very scary happens and
the usually peaceful looking creatures turns into a bloodthirsty monster.
I mean seriously guys, look at this thing.
Alright, now I may have some good news for you because it was confirmed that this was
actually just a very convincing photoshop job, and while I am very glad that a creature
like this isn’t actually out there, the picture was still enough to make me think
twice before wetting any koalas, just in case.
Peanut the Dog Peanut is a recue dog with unknown breed origins
that became crowned as the world’s ugliest dog.
The dog’s owner Holly Chandler said that Peanut was a victim of animal abuse and was
injured in a fire, leaving him without lips and eyelids.
The lack of eyelids also means that Peanut cannot close his eyes and so his eyes are
constantly watering.
The tears drain into his nose and cause him to constantly have snot bubbles forming.
Anyway, it’s a happy ending for Peanut as I’m sure he’s living a much better life
now, but the images of Peanut may be disturbing to some.
Bedbugs on Mattress Alright so if you’d like to sleep tonight,
or you know, ever again – then I strongly recommend you skip searching this one.
If you don’t know, bedbugs are parasitic creatures that feed exclusively on blood.
Meaning, if you happen to find some in your bed, they’ve probably been feasting on you
for some time.
Bed bug bites can have a number of really nasty effects ranging from skin rashes to
psychological trauma.
On that note, be right back I’m just going to go and search my entire mattress.
Brian Peppers Brian Peppers was a sex offender from Ohio
whose hard-to-believe photo was widely circulated on the Internet in 2005.
While it was initially suspected to be fake, online sleuths Snopes.com were able to confirm
the photo’s authenticity with Ohio authorities.
Snopes even managed to dig up some photos of Brian in highschool.
Snopes also suggests that Peppers’ unusual appearance may be due to “a condition such
as Apert’s Syndrome or Crouzon’s Syndrome.”
Blue Waffle I won’t spend long on this one because nobody
should.
In March of 2010, a photo of what appears to be a woman's severely infected vagina appeared
on the Internet.
Many disputes have taken place over whether or not the image in question is actually a
gruesome infection, or if it’s been photoshopped.
All I can say is, don’t search for it and if you do anyway, well, I warned you.
Medical Symptoms So this one’s more of a public service announcement
than anything else.
But seriously guys, if you have a sore throat or an itchy bum don’t start googling your
symptoms on WebMD.
It really doesn’t matter what your symptoms are, you’re still going to end up being
told that you have cancer or some other horrific condition that you probably don’t have.
Feeling fatigued?
Must be tuberculosis.
Having headaches?
Probably lupus.
Do you have chest pain?
It’s definitely congenital heart disease.
No but seriously guys, if you’re worried you may have something, go and see a doctor.
Handjob Karaoke Some of you may be aware that Japan is a little
“out there” when it comes to some of their TV shows.
Well this one is no exception.
Basically one lucky gentleman has the task to do a little karaoke while let’s just
say he’s getting a hand from a lady.
He does put in a good effort but ultimately he wasn’t able to finish the song before
the happy ending.
One thing’s for sure there’s no happy ending for those who watched this.
Tub Girl If I had to choose just one thing on this
list to not google, Tub Girl is it.
Tub Girl is a shock image depicting a naked, masked woman lying in a tub with a fountain
of yellowish orange liquid gushing from her raised buttocks onto her face.
The exact reasons for why this image exists in the first place are largely unknown, but
apparently it was the result of an orange juice enema.
Just don’t google it, alright?