I'm back, Rachel.
About time!
Okay, so like, I failed setting up the trash can surveillance robot and now the police are after me. So, uh, whoops.
Ugh. That stupid no trashcan law meddling with our shenanigan.
I mean, we have so many trash cans. It makes sense to make surveillance robots out of them.
If we could just get rid of that law, it would make secretly controlling these islands so much easier.
Let's go convince the president to get rid of it.
Okay.
Alright, we're here. The president's office.
Let's go in through the vents.
(Snaps)
No! I am a president! I must not concern myself with these redundant matters of love.
But I can't help myself.
If only I could find this beautiful woman.
Maybe even propose to her, but alas, my secretary tells me it is impossible.
He's in there.
I must practice proposing to this woman!
Hey, uh. I-I know we don't know each other very well, but I am madly in love with you!
I need to make this stop.
President!
Aahh!!! Who's there?!
What are we going to say?
Shh! Have an idea
Hi, it's me. I'm God, God itself. That's who's talking.
G-God! I'm so sorry you had to see that.
I've just been so lonely lately.
Yeah, I know. I'm God. Stop talking.
I guess I'm just, like, going a little stir-crazy, I guess. Haha!
I just haven't felt the touch of a woman in so long.
Okay! Yeah! I get it!
Maybe someday I'll find the right one, but it's just so hard.
But, yeah. You know, I'll probably never find anyone.
President!
I've decided that your anti-trash can law is not okay. You got to get rid of it.
Hmm. Huh, yeah. I don't think I can do that, God.
What?! How dare thy deny the lord, thy God?!
Haha! I'm just kidding around, pops. You see, God. I'm just like you. I've got a sense of humor.
I'll call my secretary here to abolish that law for you. Wait a second! you got to--
You got to do something for me first, God!
You got to-- You got to make this beautiful woman come into my office right now and propose to me.
What the heck are we going to do? That lady's dead.
Whoo! I sure am glad I defiled the grave of ex-president Jill Shwassie and found her still in tact skeleton.
I've done It!
I've created a machine that takes dead people's bones and makes extremely accurate 3D models of their old body.
Now the fruits of my labor.
Ex-president Jill Shwassie?!
No!
Honey, I have something to ask you.
Skyler Saget, will you marry me?!
Well, God? I'm waiting!
I guess love is hopeless for little old me.
Aahh!!!
Another assassination attempt?!
Hold the phone!
I do! I do!
Yes!
Oh, yes!
Oh, thank you so much, God!
No problem.
I'll get rid of that no trash can law right away.
Stacy!
Yes, Mr. President?
Oh, my God.
Stacy, get rid of that no trash can law for me. Thanks.
Y-Yes, sir.
(Crying)
Why, God?! Why?!
Oh, yeah. Hey, the president wants that no trash can law abolished. Thanks.
Well, these things are done. A-ha. So I guess we can see everything that happens on the island now. Pretty creepy.
But, like, we got to do what we got to do sometimes.
A-ha. Hey Rachel, one more down.
Oh yeah. It's like 2:00 a.m.. That can't be good for your neck.
Stupid trash can law.
Haha. Alright.
(Snoring)