[ singing ]
Here you go, Kyle.
And here's yours, Stan.
What is this, Cartman?
They're invitations to my birthday party this weekend.
Oh sweet.
'Cause it's my birthday, my b-b-b-birthday.
Where's mine? Where's mine? Where's mine?
Here you go, sweetie.
Yay!
Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!
AAAAHHHH. Sweet.
Here you are, muffin.
Yay!
Ho ho, that is brilliant, sir.
I'm not some dog on a leash
that just blindly says what he's told.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME!
-Ssss. -GODDAMIT! THIS IS--
Sssss.
Eh...eh...
RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
OW!!!
AGH!
What a stupid bitch!
[ laughing ]
AAAGGGGHHHHHH!
I'm gonna kick your ass.
You wanna throw down, dog?
You think you're tough?
Wassup? Wassup?
What you're doing is very offensive.
Looks like somebody's on the rag, huh Mom?
You unbelievable bastard.
Alright fine, Wendy! I'll fight you, you big bully!
[ grunting ]
AGH!
UGH!
Fuck him up, Wendy!
[ heavy breathing ]
Enough!
Aw, aren't you two cute holding hands.
Are you special little buddies?
NO!
I swear on my mother's life, Butters.
I'm not gonna stick anything icky in your mouth.
OK!
BUTTERS!
Check it out, dude! I'm a space man!
This picture you may find somewhat controversial.
[ gasps ]
Eww!
Yes. This is shot at a 5.6 aperture using a low-light filter.
You can see the grain from the high-speed film.
There's sort of a penis in my mouth right here.
YYYAAAAAHHHHH!
AAAAHHHHHH!
Hehe, hehe.
Ah, you got it! Nice!
Ha ha ha ha.
Super Phun Time please don't go away!
Hehehe.
No, dude!
You're supposed to put their hand in warm water and it makes them pee.
Oh, really?
Oh well.
Last night while Butters was asleep,
I gave him a Hitler.
What's a Hitler?
You know, when somebody’s sleeping you put your finger up your butt
and then wipe it on their upper lip to give them a little Hitler mustache.
Good morning, fellas!
All set to go skiing?
Ha ha ha ha!
Now look!
I'm getting pretty sick of this!
I put myself through a lot!
Just do what you were sent in there to do, dickface.
What are you ogling at?
Ah, it's real easy. I'll show you.
You just take this little thing out of the plastic paper
and then I’ll pull down my pants
and just slide it up in my anus there.
No way.
Yeah that’s pretty good. Get it up there good and deep.
Lame!
Yeah, bumper cars! Sweet!
Ah!
[ heavy breathing ]
Dude!
You alright, sweetie?
What's going on?
Well Mom, apparently Butters is gay, finds me very attractive,
and confused about his sexual identity, puked up all over my floor.
Oh, dear.
Yes.
Fuck you, Eric.
Fuck you, Bebe!
Fucking bitch!
Huh?!
Go ahead, Mom! Fuck me!
Fuck me right here in the Best Buy!
Whateva! Whateva!
Why'd you crap on Garrison's desk?
Because I'm hardcore.
You know, I'm anti-establishment.
That's how I roll, dogs.
The poor kid hands it off to the Jew.
The Jew shoots!
Oh, and the shot is blocked again!
Proving once and for all that Jews cannot play hockey.
RAAAARGH!
Fuck you, Kyle.
Let this be our final battle.
AAAHHH!
Ow. Ow! Stop it.
Kyle, that's too hard.
You're last dude!
HA HA HA HA HA!
What?
Kyle, stop it!
I'm hotter than Kyle!
I'm better looking than Kyle! Yes!
Kyle...stop it!
Ow! Quit it!
Quit it, Kyle!
Kyle is just jealous of you, trapper keeper.
You kick ass.
♪ I don’t wanna let, my trapper keeper ♪
NO!
Trapper keeper ready for hybrid.
Cartman?
AAAGGGGHHHH!
AAAAHHHHH!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Goddamit, Cartman!
I couldn't resist. I'm sorry.
The girls think I'm better looking than you, Kyle.
I’m not playing around, Kyle.
If we survive this, I don't intend to live in poverty.
Give me your Jew gold now!
RRRAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!
What are you doing, Kyle?
I'm going to try and break you away from the computer, Cartman.
I need to remove the CPU.
I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Kyle.
HA HA HA HA HA!
Goddamit!
Ah, man. That was great.
Goddamit! You know I don't carry gold in a little bag around my neck, Cartman.
What do you want from me?!
I want your Jew gold.
Ok, fine.
Here!
Now let's go!
Quit it!
Ok, Ok. Timeout. Timeout.
Kyle, timeout! Timeout, timeout!
Time in.
You think I'm stupid?
I know that all Jews carry fake bags of gold around their necks
to keep the real bags of gold around their necks safe.
Hand over the real Jew gold, Kyle!
HA! HA HA HA HA!
They totally think I'm hotter than you are.
Kyle!
Kyle, I'm more attractive! Kyle?!
Well now you're gonna get it, motherfucker!
That's right! You and me!
Right now!
We're having it out! Let's go! C'mon!
C'mon!
WAAAAAAAAAH!
Thomas, Linda, you gotta get him!
Yes, I was just trying to do my job as a food critic
and they all ganged up on me
and said I was fat.
Was it worth it?
Totally.
I think you're awesome too, Cartman.
-Yeah? -Yeah.
Yeah?
Would you like to touch my body?
C'mon and touch my body.
Lame.
Do you like it, Scott?
I call it, Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman chili.
OH MY GOD!
Nah nah nah, nah nah nah!
I made you eat your parents.
OH, SICK!
Can I ask you a question?
Do you know Mintberry Crunch? What's he like?
AAAAHHHH!
FUCKIN' SWEET!
Sweet.
Hahahahaha!
Dude, that was sweet!
He's all choked.
Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott?
Mmmm, your tears are so yummy and sweet.
Dude, I think it might be best for us to never piss Cartman off again.
I’m so happy.
I'M SO HAPPY!
Yuppitibut, that's all, folks!