does food size matter let's talk about
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good mythical morning he's on Brooklyn
nine-nine
he's on America's Got Talent please give
a big mythical welcome to Terry Crews
welcome to the show man
oh man it's good to be here good yeah
we've been wanting you on the show for a
while now you know obviously you take
care of yourself you're at you're in
shape you probably watch what you eat
now a lot of people do that eat a lot of
small meals throughout the day is that
the kind of thing that you do no
actually well you know I do the
intermittent passing thing okay but I
don't eat a lot I don't I eat a lot less
than people think all right well you're
gonna be some really tiny it's time for
tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny food big
big big well here we are in the petite
Orie eatery okay in every round the
dealer I'll be the first dealer is going
to deal three tiny foods all three
dishes will look exactly the same but
only two are normal one is gonna be very
nasty the dealer will know which one is
which but the other two will have the
opportunity to keep theirs or switch
with anybody else now to help in the
decision to switch or hold the players
can use one of three lifelines one of
those is squeezy where we can elect to
squeeze the thing breezy where we can
walk the smell kind of create a breeze
to see if we can sniff it out or expert
easy when we get to ask an advice ask
advice of an expert who will be the
dealer all right I'm sure that'll be
helpful okay whoever eats the least
amount of bad food is gonna receive a
tiny pat on the back from Terry Crews oh
there is something immensely satisfying
about how cute you just wait you might
need a bad one thank your tune
okay so these are obviously pancakes one
of these pancakes stacks has been
seasoned with bit Rex which is not
poison okay just a bitter agent that
it's the stuff they put on kids nails to
keep him from biting bitter agent kind
of like double o8 I'm trying to get some
information about how he's moving these
around know but there's really not I
want to avoid the melted I bet he got
messed up when the fell I'm going he's
giving one of us the bitter pancake okay
unless he thinks we're gonna switch with
him and he has it
either I have it or I don't oh so you
expect us to trust you or not what is
your what your gut tell you when you
look at your cakes I did notice he
touched one of them which makes me
wonder if he would get any bitterness on
his hands mmm
which might be a trick but which one is
this one I was watching the whole time
oh I kept my eyes right oh yeah yeah you
got it
I don't pay attention it was all a blur
to me
I don't but okay can I use the lifeline
yeah I also get to use it okay I'm gonna
go with expert easy this is when we
asked okay okay yeah
oh right out the back I'm going right
off expertise you talk to me
those are pancakes Virginia hi as an
expert trust me he can like that's all I
know him to do let someone look you know
Mike can you tell me again look me in
the eye one more time this look me those
are really tiny pancakes I love you
actually fell in love a little bit
yeah yeah either one of you can so if
you wanna see when I'm talking if you
want that I'll just trade with him okay
okay okay ah gotcha do we eat at the
same time yeah we all eat at the same
time let's go am i gonna wait we gotta
have manners hold on wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait yeah napkins on laps
fellas oh don't play around
okay I'm gonna slice into this delicious
oh my goodness oh it's so flaky
are we ready oh you're coming you gotta
go with more than 3000 I came to play
you go I came to play give him a tiny
scratch game it was not to be trusted
hey guys I have in front of me tiny
tacos but one of them has Vegemite and
wasabi
instead of moly and guac no the deal is
is that it to me I will link did he
didn't do the right thing I mean
ultimately he was supposed to switch
with you not with me I mean it really it
is you're going to click any action
switch them around do it do your worst
I did touch a ball I'm a touch of all oh
there we go so now I everybody gets a
little bit of Terry Crews at night and
woah he's gonna freak he's mad at me we
have no way around this I for some
reason he also seems to be a little mad
at me I don't know why because you're my
friend
yeah I mean hey you know what it's 50/50
on this show that's right
so the question is if you were going
after me trying to get me to eat the bad
taco would you want to do that directly
or indirectly
I think after his experience in the
first round which seems I don't know I'm
going on a limb here that I'll say
negative I don't think he wants to risk
us not switching with him and him having
to eat it again so I don't think he has
I think one of us has it and I think he
wants you to have well you know we
should walk waft breezy
we should breathe yeah yeah good good
idea now you can't put your nose over it
you just gotta yeah there we go
gonna help you I'll help you yeah I
don't even smell taco I mean I think
yeah he's like the tacos too small to
even smell it's not working you might
maybe gotta just get a little lower okay
I mean I'm even I smelled my hand I know
you're looking at it but there's nothing
to see gosh okay that didn't help here's
what I think happened I think that
you're a direct guy and I think you just
said you know what the simplest thing to
do the most aggressive thing to do is
just given the bad taco cuz that's what
I did to you so you're gonna switch with
Terry no switch with you because I've
already made Terry mad once well I'm
sorry Terry but I'm switching with you
locked in right liked it I liked it I
didn't all right okay pick it up don't
make up there we go I like the little
lettuce on it PB&J soon which is no
Justin
one of them has jelly that contains
ghost pepper oh gosh
it's gonna be hot all right frame it
very meticulous
you're only moving at right angles the
placement has been made now Terry if you
get 2 wrong into this deal it's what we
call a queen sweep considering that I
took my time out of my busy schedule
come down here hanging out with you guys
donate my services
he doesn't mean donate yet would you
really give me the the bad one are you
asking am I afraid of you the answer is
yes or maybe maybe you do that because
you just don't care because you guys are
money hungry well you know what I think
you may just gonna side links mind I
mean I know the way that he thinks about
the clicks I think he hears wise I think
he wants you to have it so I know but
here's the deal now I got to get inside
his mind as someone who's known him for
almost his whole life and what is links
shraddh
gee you don't need to touch me in order
to do that no no put downs what is your
strategy to get it to end up with Terry
and I think what you would do we've
discussed this before is that
mathematically your chances are the
greatest of the person receiving it if
you start there because at least is
there for some period of time but that
isn't how you think you'd like to do
things like give yourself the hot thing
and then hope that it gets switched but
here's the thing if I switched you in
mind you learn not to believe anything
but the problem is if i switch mine with
yours then terry is just gonna switch
mine with his you know me you know at
this point I'm just confused oh no
that's that's the biggest trick in the
book right there that's the biggest
trick in the book okay we do have a
lifeline though we have a squeezy we
gotta go with this last lifeline okay
let's see if we can learn any squeezy
okay consistency looks amazing good
old-fashioned whack bring it yep I
didn't learn a whole lot jelly looks so
sweet and delicious doesn't you locked
in I'm not I'm not gonna I'm gonna stay
with what I got you know what I don't
think you do it to me
I'm not closing my bless this food and
bless the person that gave it to me no
matter what happens make sure that he
lives a great long life amen I just
prayed for you I think you've done the
right thanks okay so we're going what
were you ready brick
hey you ready
you sure you don't want to switch are
you sure you are trust you that much you
sure you don't trust you what the hell
okay well that means that I never ate
any of the bad stuff so I get a tiny pat
on the back yes yes you sure to check
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