Wiz: 2000 years ago, a violent mutiny transpired in the Underworld.
The demon warrior Sparda apparently had a change of heart and decided to turn to the side of good.
He single-handedly vanquished the Underworld's leader, and sealed himself and the hellish realm away from Earth.
Boomstick: Either way, he snuck out of hell to hang out for a couple decades, knock up this chick named Eva, and then die.
Wiz: Sparda's relationship with Eva spawned two half-demon twin brothers.
You may already know the younger of the two, Dante.
Boomstick: Oh yeah, he fought that witch chick.
Wiz: But the eldest and potentially deadliest of the two was named Vergil.
Boomstick: Vergil and his baby bro Dante were rivals from pretty much the moment they popped out of the old mom-mobile.
Dante was a goofball, Vergil was serious.
Dante hated being a demon, Vergil loved it.
It's that odd couple thin'.
Wiz: But then one fateful day, in an act of vengeance against Sparda's family, a group of rogue demons separated the two brothers and killed their mother.
Vergil was believed to be dead.
But in reality, Vergil was setting out on his own path to seek his father's power in order to protect his loved ones from danger.
Boomstick: But he'd never say that out loud.
Besides, Vergil's 100% equipped to be a butt-kicking demon slayer.
As a half-demon, Vergil can jump several times his own height, move at supersonic speeds, and heal himself quickly.
Like that Wolverine guy, but better.
He can tough out getting stabbed through the lungs, intestines, the heart, body parts I'm pretty sure most people need.
Wiz: Not if my experiment has anything to say about it...
Boomstick: What was that?
Wiz: I said not if Vergil's abilities have anything to say about it!
Boomstick: Well, sadly for the demons who don't know their future ruler yet, Vergil also happens to carry some weapons on hand, includin' his spiffy katana called tomato.
Wiz: Yamato.
Boomstick: Eh.
Now, I know it doesn't look like much, but this sword can supposedly cut through anything, even dimensions.
Which kinda makes sense, cause Yamato is the exact thing Sparda used to seal off the demon world in the first place.
And he keeps that blade at his side closer than I keep a handle of whiskey.
Oh Speakin' of which this one's empty gotta go grab a new one from the kitchen.
Wiz: We don't have any in the kitchen.
Boomstick: Oh-ho, we do now.
I rigged the sink up so that it's alcohol instead of water.
Wiz: I watered my man-eating plants with that this morning. Do you know what happens when they get drunk?
I'll make sure to come back next week for the full episode where the Son of Sparta battles the One Winged Angel.
Boomstick: Hey Wiz the plants are huggin' each other and sayin' I Love You Man over again.