We are now having to I'm guilty of this.
I'm going through my kitchen, I'm going through my refrigerator, and
I'm starting to ask the question, well, is this ketchup bottle woke?
Is this mustard?
I mean, literally, we're at the place now where we have to go through is the company
that makes this and so.
>> That's my guy, Charlie Kirk, telling you that you're crazy for
wanting people to be treated with a base amount of dignity.
And then very sanelly sauntering over to the kitchen,
opening the refrigerator and interrogating a bottle of ketchup.
>> [LAUGH] >> That is where it's come to.
I love it so much.
This is one of the great moments where we can point out that the right
wing is calling us crazy and then they are absolutely unhinged.
Luckily, it's not working.
You've heard about woke.
There's a lot of talk about how Wokeness is ruining everything from the right, but
is it catching on?
The answer is no.
According to a USA Today Ipsos poll, most Americans view the term as positive woke.
USA Today Ipsos finds by 56% to 39% Americans say woke means
being aware of social injustice, not being overly politically correct.
We'll get John's thoughts on that in a second.
But there are that 39% of Americans who think that woke is horrible.
And it's not just Charlie Kirk acting like weirdos, talking to bottles of Djnes.
It makes people do stuff like this.
>> Go woke, go broke.
>> This used to show a large African American woman chef.
They decided to make it a white person.
I prefer to want as a black person showing their incredible skill at making pancakes.
woke is accepting everything that is evil.
For instance, monster cans.
Each line represents a six.
So you got six, six, six.
It represents the antichrist.
So when you drink it, you've got the cross coming down.
And that's locism sort of in a nutshell, yes.
>> Jack Daniels whiskey.
You went woke mirror that has been in my every house I've owned,
every Jack Daniels glass that I've ever owned.
Wooden sign that's been up in my pub.
Your woke ass company.
>> It's crazy that the same group that says that the left is on
this crazy witch hunt is simultaneously thinking there is
evil lurking in the dark recesses of America and
they need to burn their Jack Daniels signs at the stake.
You weirdos and they keep broadening the net and it's leading to the situation.
They're broadening the scope of the attack on woke, and it's leading to these weird
windmill tilting moments where they're actually eating their own.
So take a look at all the stuff they've attacked.
>> Lego is going woke.
>> What this is is a Missouri woke heat map?
>> I just thought that maybe Monticello would be protected from this disease
of wokism.
>> People don't want to join a woke military.
>> A new report revealing how woke corporate America has become.
>> Avoid products from companies accused of catering to the woke agenda.
>> The Little Mermaid used to sing up where they walk, up where they run.
Now she might sing up where they woke.
>> Chickfila, you are no longer the Lord's chicken.
You're actually the woke chicken.
>> They were one of the most woke banks.
>> When China looks at woke and they see the biggest problem we have is Dr Seuss.
>> This big woke machine that has all of these massive companies, which Fox is.
>> One of these woke churches that teaches that Jesus was tolerant.
Let me tell you what, go read your gospels.
>> What's happening in Ukraine is important,
but it pales in comparison to the wokeness I see in my culture.
>> So there's that a lot to process.
I want to bring it back to what we first saw, John, which is Charlie Kirk.
While he's selling, you should buy too strong coffee because it's so great.
He wants you to buy blackout coffee because it's so evil.
He's hawking some kind of product, and while he's vamping,
obviously someone in his ear is you're talking crazy stop it.
>> [LAUGH] >> But this is him going on and
saying that he is interrogating ketchup bottles.
What do you think, John?
>> To be clear, in defense of too strong coffee, which I have no direct connection
to, theoretically, you would drink it because you like it.
It doesn't make you gay.
>> Yeah.
>> I don't know what the political implication is supposed to be.
It's just coffee, I think.
>> Donates money to progressive causes.
>> Yeah, well, that's good.
So the idea of Charlie Kirk standing in the middle of the night,
unable to sleep in front of his fridge because
he is terrified at the possibility that his relish is gay, is.
>> [LAUGH] >> That's funny?
It's not true.
He doesn't actually believe any of this.
He just has absolutely no respect for his audience, and
he believes that they'll buy it.
And the joke is on them because they do.
People watch Charlie Kirk.
They want to hear that you should question whether you have gender fluid tartar
sauce so much that they'll watch a guy like Charlie Kirk, who is,
let's all admit, terrible as a broadcaster.
>> Horrible.
>> Really bad but people will watch him, because even though there's 30
other clones of Ben Shafira that they could watch, it's not enough.
I need more.
Tell me about the mustard.
Should it have honey in it?
Honey's kind of sweet.
Is that gay?
They just want that content so much that they will
watch the biggest collection of Dweebs and dorks in the world.
>> I have it a good authority that Colony Collapse Disorder is due to lack
of procreation on bees who are turning gay.
Also, is it a coincidence?
Is it a coincidence.
>> [LAUGH] >> That the leader of the bees is a queen?
>> Yeah.
>> Drag queen, bee quee?
I'm just saying it's a little bit of a coincidence, don't you think, my God.
>> You're guessing.
>> I mean, and
then is he my favorite John is he my favorite because of him pushing this.
There are so many nefarious institutions out there on the left that try to
indoctrinate the youth.
Meanwhile, he's the leader of Talk Turning Point USA,
whose entire charter is just to indoctrinate the youth into conservatism.
And who in their right mind would look at Charlie Kirk [LAUGH] as he's
just pulling at threads here, being so expressly inferior to
even Ben Shapiro and then go, man's, got some good ideas.
>> Yeah, look, the the final point I want to make and
this has been a general response to a lot of this anti woke stuff.
But it's just so perfect for the time we're in right now, these few months where
they hate Bud Light and they hate Target and they hate Chickfila or whatever.
Is that so they spend, as we all know, to run us through.
They spend years saying, you guys are too politically correct.
You only care about that stuff.
And if people don't live up to your standards and you try to cancel them and
then they decide, no, we've been saying politically correct for decades.
We need something new and fresh, so we'll call you woke.
So then they decide that any company that does something that they call woke,
which means politically correct,
that they will not support it because their politics aren't correct.
Which is fine.
The hypocrisy, that's not new or anything, but
they still call it the thing that means politically correct?
>> Right. >> As they're canceling it for
not being politically correct enough for them.
>> And they created that problem.
He created the reason why he's staring at ketchup bottles at night and
he's my God, the world's so crazy now.
Yeah, because you gaslit your entire viewer base into
believing this insane stuff.
>> Totally.
>> That isn't remotely true.
Really fast, do you agree or disagree?
He definitely doesn't believe any of this stuff, and he utterly hates and disrespect
his audience, but he has to tell them non sense because he's the carnival barker.
They're the rubes.
This is what they want to hear or
do you think he's actually worried about his jelly?
>> I think he thinks that the most important thing is to lower his taxes.
>> That's what I think.
>> Anything to do that.