It's so nice to celebrate this lovely holiday that's all about bringing our family together!
Actually, it's about being thankful for what we have.
No, Carol, it's about eating a dead turkey.
Actually, it's about our ancestors violating and pillaging our land's natives,
so that we may take their gold and their resources and build a great nation atop their rotting corpses!
Wow thanks for the helping around kitchen kids.
No problem, Aunt Carol!
Yeah this Thanksgiving dinner is going to be amazing.
It's a shame, I can't eat any of it.
Wait... Why can't he eat anything?
BECAUSE I'M VEGAN
DIET CAROL!!!
For like a week, why does it matter?
ANIMAL LIVES MATTER
*thud*
*SCREAMS*
NO
*SCREAM CONTINUES*
*door slams*
Oh no no no no
You go to the kid's table
What?
I qualify for the adult's table this year.
Let's see!
You can only sit here if you're over the age of 16.
Check
You have a job?
Check
Have helped prepare at least one Thanksgiving dinner item.
Check
Nope
What
I did the cranberry sauce!
You opened the can! It doesn't count!
How am I going to sit in that?
AT LEAST THERE'S FOOD YOU CAN EAT
SHUT UP GORDAN
Like seriously, does anybody actually eat can of cranberries?
So..
Who thinks, they can beat me at getting the bigger side of the wishbone
Haha, I bet i could
You're on
♫ Background Music Plays ♫
Yeah!
*Gets hit by a Van*
Oh my god Eric!
So i win.
Right?
Why does my aunt always pinch my face?
Hello there, trustworthy white people
I brought you a gift
And, we got you...
*Cough*
Thank you so much
Happy Smallpox Day!
Ah, He means Happy Thanksgiving.
Hey, So Uncle Mike, i see that you've started drinking again
You know what Carol? I'm tired of your sh*t
Tired of my sh*t?
You fu*ked the fridge last year
*Screaming* I WORKED SO HARD!!
I WORKED ON THIS MEAL FOR 7 HOURS TODAY!!!
*Shouting* I HAVE TO DO THAT TO BE A MAN!!!
*Shouting*
Who's at the kid's table now?
I'm really glad you came through
*Multiple Conversations*
Oh no!
It's happening
It's... it's...
TURKEY COMMA!!!
Turkey comma
Or
I have vegan superpowers, that made you all pass out
The bread roll's got butter on it Gordon!
Thanksgiving? what is that?
Those fu*king Americans!
I do not understand them
First they call Football "Soccer". Now they pull this cr*p?
Well, at least they get to eat.
*Curse*
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