Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
- Because it's pointless. - Mm-mm, mm-mm.
Come on, bro. I was just Jo-Jo-king.
[laughing]
Did you Siwa I did there?
[spitting]
- Hey guys, it's Daniella. - And I'm Amarr.
- Hey everyone, it's JoJo. - And I'm Owen.
And this is the Spit it Out Challenge 2.0.
You're gonna see us go head to head in a good old-fashioned joke-off.
You spew you lose!
Why did the cell phone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.
[crickets chirping]
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
'Cause all the fans left.
Ha.
OK...
Alright, wanna hear a joke about a piece of paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able!
[laughing]
[gargling]
Hey, are you swishing it around in your mouth? It's not mouth wash.
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot.
Hmm?
Your foot.
Your nose.
Your foot-- if that was a foot long, then it'd be a foot.
OK, OK.
[laughing]
Wait, I'm not talking yet.
[laughing]
How do you fix a broken jack-o'-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
What did the scientist take for his bad breath?
[spitting]
I didn't realize you were gonna--
You went zero to a hundred so fast with the jokes.
Oh, I get it, OK.
[laughing]
Mm-mm.
Wait, now I'm laughing.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
[spitting]
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
All the fans left.
[spitting]
Is that one? Is that a point?
- That's a point. - That's a point.
Got enough water?
[laughing]
What do you call someone who plays tricks on Halloween?
Prank-enstein!
[laughing]
Go ahead, spit, spit.
Yeah.
Oh!
OK.
What do you call a bear with no-- What is-- oh.
What's a--
Oh, oh good stuff.
What's a bear with no teeth called?
A gummy bear.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand by itself?
Mmm.
It was too tired.
[laughing]
- No, I got more. - I don't know why I laughed.
I'm so ashamed, OK.
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket.
- Mm. - Oh, do you get it?
It's a tricky one.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze, achoo!
[laughing]
OK, let's do a bucket check. Let's see who won.
All of Owen's is on the floor.
I couldn't help.
You missed the bucket though most of the times.
Honestly, it's pretty close.
It is.
- Well... - Yeah, I don't know.
- You know what it's kind of hard to tell. - Kind of hard, kind of hard.
So let us know in the comments who you think won.
- It's me. - Me.