♪ IT'S THE NIGGAR FAMILY ♪
♪ WE ALL KNOW WHO THEY ARE ♪
♪ FRANK, TIM AND EMILY ♪
♪ TEACHING TIM HOW TO RIDE A BIKE ♪
♪ THESE ARE THE NIGGARS THAT WE LIKE ♪
♪ N-I-G, G-A-R ♪
♪ IT'S THE NIGGAR FAMILY ♪
♪ YEAH ♪♪
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BREAKFAST IS SERVED.
LOOK, HON, MY SISTER JUST HAD ANOTHER BABY.
LOOK AT THIS LITTLE BUNDLE OF JOY.
SHE'S GOT THOSE NIGGAR LIPS.
I KNOW, SO THIN.
IS TIM STILL ASLEEP ?
( Emily ) I THINK SO.
HE SURE IS ONE LAZY NIGGAR.
GOOD MORNING, MOM.
MORNING, DAD.
GOOD MORNING.
YOU KNOW, TIM, WE'RE HAVING A DINNER PARTY TONIGHT.
I TRUST YOU'LL BE HERE.
OH, I CAN'T.
I HAVE MY FIRST BIG DATE WITH JENNY HALSTEAD.
OH.
JENNY HAS A DATE TONIGHT WITH THE NIGGAR BOY FROM SCHOOL.
WHAT ?
OH, GOD, NO !
NO, DADDY, THAT'S HIS NAME.
TIMMY NIGGAR.
OH, OF COURSE, THAT NIGGAR.
HE'S A VERY GOOD ATHLETE AND SO WELL-SPOKEN.
THAT FAMILY'S GOING PLACES.
I MEAN, WE'RE RICH.
THEY'RE NIGGAR RICH.
OH, BILL.
MORNIN', NIGGARS !
WHY, IT'S CLIFTON, OUR COLORED MILKMAN.
AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE FAMILY TO DELIVER MILK TO.
THE NIGGARS !
MMM-MM !
SOMETHIN' SHO' SMELLS GOOD.
YOU NIGGARS COOKIN' ?
WE SURE ARE.
THERE'S SOME LEFTOVER BACON IF YOU'D LIKE SOME.
OOH, NONE FOR ME.
I KNOW BETTER THAN TO GET BETWEEN A NIGGAR
AND THEIR PORK.
MIGHT GET MY FINGERS BIT.
( laughing ) HERE YOU GO.
I, I HATE TO BOTHER YOU ABOUT THIS.
BUT, UH, WELL, YOU DIDN'T PAY YOUR BILL LAST WEEK.
AND I KNOW HOW FORGETFUL YOU NIGGARS ARE
WHEN IT COMES TO PAYING BILLS.
GOLLY, CLIFTON, IT SLIPPED MY MIND.
HERE YOU GO.
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
OH, NIGGAR, PLEASE.
NIGGAR, PLEASE !
WELL, TAKE CARE, MR. "N" WORD.
I HAVE A HOT DATE WITH THE WIFE TONIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, TAKE CARE.
ALL RIGHT, PEACE, NIGGAR.
( audience laughing )
NIGGARS !
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( man ) STEVENSON, PARTY OF FOUR.
UH, STEVENSON, PARTY OF FOUR.
TABLE FIVE, PLEASE.
BON APPETIT.
NIGGAR, PARTY OF TWO, NIGGAR, PARTY OF TWO.
LOOKIE HERE, JACK !
JUST BECAUSE WE'RE COLORED, DOESN'T MEAN
WE CAME OUT HERE TO BE DISRESPECTED, OKAY ?
UH, WE'RE THE NIGGAR FAMILY.
OH, HI, CLIFTON.
OH, WELL, HELLO, LITTLE NIGGAR.
THESE ARE THE NIGGARS I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.
ARE YOU THE NIGGAR THAT BROKE THE BOTTLE
OVER RONNIE'S HEAD AT THE DICE GAME ?
NO, NOT THAT NIGGAR.
THE NIGGAR FROM WORK.
THE MILK ROUTE.
OH, OKAY.
HAVE A NICE MEAL.
I BET YOU'LL GET THE FINEST TABLE
A NIGGAR'S EVER GOT IN THIS RESTAURANT.
( laughing )
OOH, WHEE !
OH, LORD, THIS RACISM IS KILLING ME INSIDE.
( doorbell ringing )
WELL, HONEY, PUT YOUR DINNER PARTY FACE ON.
( Frank ) HELLO.
WELL, YOU MUST BE THE WETBACKS.
IT'S SANCHEZ.
AND DON'T CALL US WETBACKS, NIGGAR.
WE FIND IT OFFENSIVE.
I'M JUST KIDDING, WE ARE THE WETBACKS.
( laughing )
WAIT'LL WE TELL THE JEWS.
OH, YOU'RE ONE CRAZY NIGGAR.
♪ N-I-G, G-A-R ♪
♪ IT'S THE NIGGAR FAMILY ♪
♪ IT'S THE NIGGAR FAMILY ♪♪
NIGGARS !
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