- It's a blob!
- Don't get too close.
- Is it a blob?
- It's alive.
- An alien?
(upbeat music)
- Hello, welcome to my cooking show.
I am Chef Ernie, Chef Daddy, and Chef Zack.
Today, we are making s'mores.
So, we have a few ingredients.
Cauliflower, sausage, apple, banana, Oreo,
a donut, and chocolate sauce.
- Oh, wait, what else?
- Let's use whip cream too.
- What about this?
Easy cheese, watch, ready?
- Oh my goodness, easy cheese.
Oh man, oh man.
- Look what Chef Zack has provided.
- Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
Put some chocolate sauce on there, baby.
Should we use whip cream now?
- Okay.
- A tool?
- You can make it all smooth and even.
- Okay, one for the guest, one for the chef.
(laughing)
I'm sorry.
Yes. - Can I use it?
- How do you push it?
One for the guest.
- Okay.
What else should we add?
How about some, like a liberal sprinkling of cheese?
- Maybe it should be, no I didn't want the same ingredients!
- I apologize.
- I said we should add something different.
How about the apple?
- Okay, like the whole thing?
Or do you want Chef Zack to cut it?
- Chef Zack?
(gasping)
How do you do it?
- Okay, you gotta push, push it down on that.
One for the guest.
One for the chef.
Okay, what else should we add, some jello?
- Okay, we can do that also.
(whip cream spraying)
So what is that red stuff?
- That is jello.
Do we need to add anything?
We have butter here, we have cottage cheese.
- Pineapple!
Ooh! - Should we chop this up?
Yeah, but what are we going to do the pointy part.
- Can we have some pineapple without the pointy parts?
- We can, I have the technology.
- What would you like to take now?
- Banana?
- Sure, why not?
- How do you want this banana on there?
Do you want it mushed?
Just like the whole thing?
Like this?
- Mhmm.
- This is kinda handsome.
- Ooh, last ingredient. - Pineapple.
- It's not last!
- You're right, sorry.
How silly of us.
What else should we add buddy?
- Cauli!
- Yeah.
- It's sweet right? Perfect.
- What about these little Vienna sausages?
(off camera) Remember this is dessert, right?
- Mmm.
- Do you want some of this?
- No.
- Anything else you wanna add?
- Oreo?
- You're right.
- Coconut!
- Here, go ahead.
(snorting)
This is not--
- A s'more of moderation.
- So, is it ready to go put in the oven?
- Yeah let's put it in the oven, man!
- Oven time!
- How long should we bake it for, buddy?
- 50 hours.
- Okay, this is gonna be a little ripe, I think, but,
how about five minutes?
(timer ticking)
Okay, let's take this out.
Ready to see what this looks like?
It's leaking.
- That's a good thing.
(squealing)
- Can you tell everybody what this is?
- This is my Japanese s'more dish.
Isn't this delicious?
- Why's this Japanese?
- It came from Asian America, came from Florida!
What happens when Mommy tries it?
- Maybe, a hospital, I dunno.
- You should try it too!
- Oh my God! That is good, buddy!
- I hope you like my dessert.
I made it from the bottom of my skull.
Thank you for watching, we'll cook more things later.
(chill music)