Come on, boy. A little closer.
Closer.
Not that close. Ah!
You blasted barnacle head!
I mean... hi.
Well, I guess I've got some explaining to do, huh?
No, no, no, no, not the face!
Get back! Wait!
Can I have the secret formula?
- No. - OK.
But he was persistent.
- Pretty please? - Uh-uh.
He used disguise.
[laughing]
[shrieking]
Huh? What the... where...
Oh, I didn't see you. You're so tiny.
Ya!
[laughing]
That tickles!
Hey buddy, is this made from real or unofficial baby?
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow!
Huh?
[cheering]
I hate all of you.
Can I try?
You can't do this! Ow!
Take that, you no good little varmint!
I have a lot of money.
History will vindicate me!
[screaming]
Oh, no.
[yelling]
No!
[screaming]
Ouch! Ouch! Ow!
Wo's been in Bikini Bottom for as long as Mr. Krabs?
- Ow! - Ew.
Oh, hi, Plankton.
[screaming]
Let's ask Plankton, he's a geezer.
What stupid question do you want the answer to, idiot?
Finally! The Krabby Patty secret recipe!
[laughing]
Ah-ha!
There it is, and it isn't even guarded.
Huh?
[screaming]
[groaning]
That does it. I'm gone.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
[grunting]
[screaming]
Did you hear that?
[groaning]
That will drag your algorithms
- Ow! - Plankton?
Ow!
[gasping]
Stop! He's hurt.
[laughing]
Finally, I have a foolproof plan to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula.
Krabs will never recognize me wearing these glasses.
[screaming]
Well, I did it, I calculated one paycheck down into
300 separate tiny checks.
No!
[groaning]
[screaming]
I have had enough!
I forget the secret Krabby Patty formula, Mr. K.
Would you remind me again?
Sure, SpongeBob, I got it right--
Oh, no you don't, Plankton.
[groaning]
Pretty good impression though.
Thanks.
Baby, come on, sugar lips.
You know, I'm sorry for everything I said.
- I accept your apology. - I wasn't talking to you, idiot!
[groaning]
Pain!
[grunting]
[laughing]
You fool.
Now I will rule the streets.
[laughing]
Ouch!
[groaning]
Strike fear...
- Hey! - And this is Plankton,
who's trying to steal the Krabby Patty.
So we step on him.
Ouch!
Try it, everyone. It's fun.
Oh, my goodness, can I?
[screaming]
That is fun.
[laughing]
[screaming]
[moaning]
[grunting]
If you're my conscience, conscience, then who's that?
It's a bug. Step on it!
[grunting]
Splitting so soon?
[laughing]
[coughing]
- Hair. - Here, me bucko.
Let me get that for you.
[laughing]
Freedom!
[moaning]
I'll get you for this, Krabs. You'll rue the day you--
[grunting]
Heh, hey, everybody, ha-ha...
Who wants to hear a ghost story, huh?
Anyone?
[grunting]
You know something? It's great to be alive.
[grunting]
Ouch!
I've got his house key.
Hey, this is the key to the Krusty Krab!
[laughing]
The secret formula is--
[grunting]