- Who's messier?
Definitely Josie.
- (cymbal crashing) Off.
You are.
You better point that finger the other way.
(upbeat music)
- Hi, guys, I'm Stevie, and this is my lovely wife, Josie.
Everyone welcome Josie (hands clapping)
back to the show. (audience clapping)
I know you guys have been begging for another video
with her so I thought I'd do one today,
but I have COVID so.
(spring boinging)
We're not allowed to kiss. - Not allowed.
- That's our only rule is like,
we try not to touch each other,
especially no mucus membrane.
How difficult has it been?
- Keep your mucus away from me.
- How difficult has it been?
- It has been hard.
It's mostly hard when you do nice things for me.
- Aw.
Moving on.
So, today we thought we would play the Newlywed Game.
(playful music)
- Are we newlyweds? (hands clapping)
- Yeah.
- Like how, what is the like?
- Everybody says, it's not really like a time,
as much as like a feeling,
and I feel like we're still newlyweds.
- My family do say that we're like newlyweds.
No. (spring boinging)
Keep the mucus away. (Stevie laughing)
- On to the newlywed question.
So, basically how it's gonna go is I'm gonna read
out a question.
It's like who's most likely to,
who is more blah, blah, blah,
and we're gonna point to the person who we think is more
or is more likely to blah, blah, blah.
Does that make sense?
- Mm-hmm.
- Good.
If it doesn't make sense, please put your questions
in the comments, and I'll try to respond to them
in a timely manner.
Why am I acting like I'm a school teacher?
- 'Cause you kind of look like an art teacher in this.
- Aw, do I?
I really like my art teacher dress.
It hits the floor, and I'm really tall.
Who made the first move?
(playful music)
- So, we made how we met part one and part two,
but we never did the part three.
And the part three,
they don't even know when we first kissed.
They don't know our first date.
They don't know anything like that.
- Oh, my God.
- Literally nothing.
Yeah, we need to watch number two again
so we can see where we finished,
and then we need to finish it. - Yeah, definitely.
Wait a second.
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(playful music)
You know, we might be playing the Newlywed Game right now,
but Josie and I played the newlybed game not too long ago.
Am I right, Josie?
(spring boinging) - Oh, my God.
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- Boy, would I.
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High-five. (hands clap)
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(spring boinging)
(Stevie laughing)
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- Oh.
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Just like how there are infinite ways to sit.
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(gentle music)
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- No, I'm trying to picture it.
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- (laughs) Shut up. (cash register rings)
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Who was the first to declare their love?
- Love?
Like the words I love you.
- Mm-hmm.
(playful music)
Me.
Yeah, we've talked about it.
- Yeah, we have.
- I made her cry on the train.
Who proposed?
(playful music)
(Josie laughs)
Me.
Who's more romantic?
Wait, I have to decide.
(playful music)
Josie's more romantic.
- I'm soppy.
- Who plans more elaborate date nights?
(playful music)
(Josie laughing)
Definitely elaborate.
That time that you built a fricking tent in the back garden,
changed the living room into a pub.
What have I ever done for you?
Who wears the pants in the relationship?
(playful music)
- I've done both of us.
- You definitely do.
Who's the better driver?
(playful music)
I'm the only driver.
- Yeah. - Josie doesn't drive.
Why don't you drive again?
- Because it's terrifying death machines on the road,
and why would I want to do that?
- Who's better when it comes to directions?
(playful music)
You think you're better at directions?
- Yeah, I've-
- You literally just learned how to read a map.
- I feel like you're always getting lost though.
- I'm not always getting lost.
I'm always making wrong turns or forgetting to turn.
- I'm more like on it with the directions.
I feel like-
- 'Cause I make you pay attention to the directions so
that you don't tell me how to drive.
Can you imagine someone who doesn't know how
to drive constantly telling you how
to drive while you're (cymbal crashing) trying to drive
in a new country?
Just so you know, there's a car on the left.
- Yeah, I can see that, Josie.
I'm the driver.
(spring boinging)
(Josie clears throat)
Who's more likely to steal the covers on a cold night?
(playful music)
- Are you joking?
- You!
- I am such a good sleeper.
- I'm a good sleeper.
- You're not.
- I literally just am completely I sleep like a rock.
- No, I sleep like a rock.
Do you know how many times I've had
to take the covers 'cause I'm fully uncovered?
- You're talking.
You're snoring.
- I thought I sleep really hard.
- No, well you do.
- I snore?
- Yeah, sometimes.
(Stevie snorts)
- Yeah, you do do that a lot.
- It was just one snort.
That's not a snore.
(both laugh)
Who's more likely to say something embarrassing
in their sleep?
Me 'cause she doesn't talk in her sleep.
At least if you did, neither of us would know.
- No.
- Who's the better shower singer?
Josie is the better singer.
- No.
- Yeah, go on then.
(Josie laughing)
Do you want me to give you a beat? (laughs)
- Never in my life would I ever sing for anyone on demand.
(hands clapping)
I'm not singing.
- Oh, come on, guys.
We get enough comment.
How many comments for you to sing in the next video?
- 500,000.
- Shut up.
That is way too many.
Come on, lower.
- No.
- Okay, 500, and we got a deal.
(clock ticking)
(spring boinging) (Stevie laughing)
- Did you like that?
- I thought you were gonna go for it.
- No. - I thought I tricked you.
- (laughs) No.
- Oh.
- What the (cymbal crashing) what?
- Hang on, calm down.
- What?
- Oh, it's a piece of paper.
What does it say?
Oh, it's telling me to mention Beducated again.
Anyway-
- Why did you just do that to me?
- You can click the link in the description to check it out.
It hasn't moved.
It's still in the description.
- Babe, I thought I had a spider in my hair.
- I'm sorry.
- No.
- Who's clumsier?
(playful music)
- There's literally zero question about it.
- I mean like, come on, obviously I'm clumsier.
- You just got too many limbs.
- I've got so many limbs.
- They're all too long.
- Who's funnier?
(playful music)
I don't know.
- Let's not be silly here.
- I don't know.
- Let's not be silly.
- How many good jokes have I had this video?
Just saying.
Who's messier?
Definitely Josie.
- (cymbal crashing) off.
You are.
You better point that finger the other way.
There is no way.
Every day I'm picking up your (cymbal crashing).
- It's definitely Josie.
- Stevie-
- All her, she just like leaves everything everywhere.
- Stop it, stop it.
- She never puts anything away.
- Oh, my God.
- There's always a cookie crumble or a packet of crisps.
- Stevie, wherever she goes, and she gets up and leaves,
there is a pile of mess around her.
Crisp packets, there'll be several drinks.
There will be tissues.
There will be anything, socks.
Can't believe you just riled me up like that.
(Stevie laughing)
- I can't believe you fell for it.
- We need to move on from this question.
(Stevie screaming)
- Who does more cleaning?
(playful music)
(Stevie laughing)
Who is more dramatic?
(scoffs) How dare are you?
(Josie laughing)
Who's more stubborn?
(playful music)
You're so stubborn and set in your ways.
- Hmm.
- I'm definitely more open-minded.
- Do you think?
- I think the reason that you're confused right
now is because you are a pushover.
- Savage.
- I am really good at like-
- Boundaries.
- Yeah.
Setting boundaries and saying no, and all of that.
- I feel like you're so particular though.
Like are very stubborn about little things.
- Yeah, I'm a snob, but I'm not stubborn
for stubbornness's is sake.
- That's difficult.
I don't think any of us are stubborn people.
- Who's more organized?
- Oh, you're gonna have (Stevie laughing)
to start pointing that over here, lady.
- Did you just move my finger
for me? (Josie laughing)
- Yes.
- Did you just steal my sense of bodily autonomy?
How dare you?
- This feels really weird.
- Get out.
So, when Josie was five years old,
she organized all of her family photos with labels.
- I was not five.
I was like seven.
- Okay, when she was seven,
and labeled who was in each photo.
All the photos from
before Josie was born 'cause she's the baby,
it just said no Josie, frowny face.
Anyway, there's a quick story about a seven year old Josie,
and it only got worse from there.
- I also won most organized in my year at high school.
- Did you?
- Yeah, I've got the certificate.
Aw, you know what I got?
- In the yearbook.
What? - Best dressed.
- Oh, yeah, you did say that,
and I still think you're lying about it.
(Stevie laughing)
- Who's more athletic?
(playful music)
You gonna go?
- I don't have an answer.
- Obviously me.
You curse the day I ask you to do a sit up,
or a stretch. - Oh, yeah, no,
I don't like exercising, but that's not.
What was the question? - That's what athletics means.
- I was in many sports teams as a child.
- Were you?
- I was on football team. - Go on then.
How'd it go?
Did you like it?
- Yeah, I loved it.
- Were you on a world championship team?
- No, because the UK doesn't do (cymbal crashing) like that.
We don't make everything a competition.
- Why not?
- You can have fun you know?
- I feel like I am very athletic,
and then I'm also disabled so I can't do things.
You as your natural self don't really like athletics at all.
Are you very fast? - I'm not athletic,
but I never said I was athletic.
- Yeah, you just said.
- No.
- Oh, but you're more athletic than me.
- No, I'm just saying that neither of us are.
Gumbo.
(cat meows)
- Gumbo's more athletic than us?
- Yeah.
He is a (cymbal crashing) lump look at him.
Can't even jump on the couch by himself.
- Yeah.
- Who's more of a thrill seeker?
That's gonna be me.
- Yes.
- You like thrill seeking. - Or seeking them.
- You just don't like rule breaking,
or embarrassment, or chaos.
- I like rollercoasters.
- Yeah.
- But I don't like breaking and entering.
(Stevie laughing)
- Are you trying to imply that I do?
- I feel like you would.
- Josie, I'm an immigrant.
You can't say that.
In the past, like when you were athletic too.
(spring boinging)
- Who would last longer on a deserted island?
(playful music)
- Oh, really?
- You think you would last longer
on a f*cking deserted island?
- Yeah. - Why?
Go on then.
Is it all the survival knowledge you have in your brain?
Is it your ability to hunt?
Is it, I don't know, that you really don't mind any bugs?
- I just think it's 'cause-
- Is it you're really dark skin, so you wouldn't sunburn?
What is it? - I just think
I've got a good head on my shoulders.
(spring boinging)
I think I'd do all right. (Stevie laughing)
- A good head on your shoulders?
- I think I'm like good at problem solving.
I'm a very big Capricorn you know?
- At least once a week you go,
how did you know how to do that?
Trying to toot my own horn, but.
- Yeah, okay, let's say you then.
(Stevie laughs)
Yeah.
- I think I would die without my vitamins immediately.
Just first week I'd be like. (groans)
- You would forget to source water for yourself.
(Stevie laughing)
And then you go, why am I dying?
And then they'd be like, oh, she never drank any water.
- Who has the bigger wardrobe?
- Like physically bigger, or like the contents of it bigger?
- Oh, that is a good.
Yeah, that's hard.
- Yours is physically bigger.
- Mine is actually bigger 'cause I can't just shove
all my stuff in a tiny thing.
I need to be able to see all of it.
- I think- - But you have more things.
- I've got more things, yeah.
So.
- So, this this depending
on what you mean by bigger. - Both.
Yeah. - You know?
Anyway, thank you guys so much for watching this video.
Let us know whose wardrobe is bigger
in the comments. (Josie chuckles)
You know what I mean? (playful music)
- Oh, my God.
- Which one do you think bigger means?
Also thanks so much to Beducated for sponsoring this video,
and thanks so much to my lovely patrons for-
- Making videos like this happen.
- Yes.
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- Go.
- Then click the link in the description,
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Because if you do, then you are part of an exclusive club,
and you get to join Discord and things like that, and-
- Oh, my God, you are killing this.
- And it's just pretty cool to be part of a club,
and I want to be part of one, but I can't be part
of my wife's club.
- Yeah, you can.
- How?
- Click the link in the description.
You can be- - Can I?
- Yeah, you can be one of my Patreons,
and I'll let you in the Discord.
- Really? - You want to be
in the Discord?
Me darling, aw, I love you so much.
- Okay.
- Okay, love you guys.
Bye.
(soft jazzy music)