Welcome back to Marlo's Balloon game.
I am the famous speedrunner, Edoardo Zone
and look at this ballo-
Oh, this is just adorable.
Even has Splatoon on it and everything.
So you know a five-year-old put that there.
Wa- Wait!
No!
*Laughs*
Shit.
Luigi?
I thought you were dead.
Whate- Whatever!
There's- There's so many movies out there now
I don't even know the story line anymore.
Let's just bring ol' Glydon, down here.
Put on my...
fucking diaper.
Such an easy balloon, Henry.
You really insult me with this.
Easy!
Bam!
No!
Wait! I can-
I can fix this!
Give-
Come on, guys!
Let's go!
Come on!
Eh...
Yeah!
Easy one.
Fuck you, Henry!
Walter...
Buddy.
Are you serious with this balloon?
Are you really serious?
You're gonna-
You're gonna come on
when you know that I'm on this game, at this time of the day,
and you're gonna come and put this ballon here?
Where I can get it, very easily?
Are you serious out here, Walt-?
Stanley, from The Office!
"Oh, Michael..."
You think that you can play a videogame that I've purchased as well?
Clearly, this is a man who's unfamiliar
with the WINSLOW technique.
Bap!
And...
Bap!
And... Hey!
And...
Yeh!
And... BOOM!
Stanley...
You're looking real dumb, right about now.
OH
OH MY
OH MY GOD!
Here we go-!
Somebody...
Uh? Somebody get my baby bottle
and my fucking pacifier out.
Because apparently
I was just born
YESTERDAY.
You don't think I'll make this jump?
Get up there...
Come on...
Please make the jump...
Come on...
Yeah!
*Laughs*
Yeah...
I'm the best guy in the world.
You really think I don't know the old "hide the balloon in the block" trick?
Come on! I made-
"C-REX"?!
Heh!
Surely
you cannot be
"C-RIOUS" (Serious)
with this balloon.
You really think you can get ol' Uncle Dunkey?
With the old "jump off the pyramid" trick?
HUH?!
I was around during egyptian times.
I played this with Moses
and
Ramesses
on the NES!
Ooh!
*Laughs*
That's a f-
He took Glydon, didn't he?
Yep!
What is this?
Second Grade?
Where we all fucking believed in dinosaurs and Santa still?
We're doing it the real way, baby.
We're doing it, for real.
Come on-
Please...
Yes!
Whew!
Easy one.
Roller ballon.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Come on!
Gotcha!
I'm going for the extra style points on this one, boys.
Come on!
Geeeeeeeeeeeee....
BAM!
*Laughs*
Oh my God!
I'm gonna have to break out my music for this one...
Come on.
Where- Where is it?
There it is! There it is!
Here we go.
[Dramatic Music] ♪ "Bowser Battle 2: Final Battle" - Super Mario Odyssey OST ♪
Ok, Dunkey...
Breath in.
*Breathes in*
You've been training for this...
Ever since I was three.
Here we go.
Come on!
[music stops]
Next balloon!
Oh, this one?
This is so fucking easy!
Yep!
Long jump off this,
throw, get the free coins,
bounce off,
land on this,
jump off,
land on this thing...
Jump,
throw,
hit the thing,
rotate the camera, so you get line of sight on those blocks...
Land on the platform, without even seeing it.
Rotate back...
Easy, so far.
Now...
Throw that into there...
Now, launch up over here...
Land on this, before they break...
Throw and get these coins...
Land on the...
Very edge of this...
Now, jump up here...
So far, so good...
Hit the cactuses...
That starts a chain reaction.
Then you can- Uh... Get these hidden coins out here...
Missed the heart,
because I fucking suck dick...
Get these things...
Roll...
Roll down here...
Now, triple jump off the invisible platform...
Hat throw, up here...
Throw! Up!
And...
Die.
And fucking die
because some jagoff decided to put motion controls in fucking Mario.
Like a piece of shit.
Come on!
Come- I'm doing good!
Come on!
And...
And- and the- and-
And... Fuck you!
I'm still on the groove!
Still on this!
You just gotta keep that groove in you-
Eh-
[Angry]
Make the-
MAKE THE THROW!
Make the-
*Laughs* God!
Ok! I got a good feeling about this.
Got a-
Fucking-
Shit!
Doing good!
Doing-
Yeah!
There we go!
Ah...
GOD
DAMMIT!
DO IT RIGHT!
DO IT!
[Angry]
*Laughs*
Here we go!
Cap-
Cap!
*GRRRRRR*
I think I'm getting worse.
Every try-
OH, MY GOD!
Come on. The cact-
I'm on the cactus!
Come on!
Thr-
Throw!
Stop!
Throw it-
THROW IT RIGHT!
[Angry]
Fuck!
Get-!
[Angry, Donald Duck Sound]
GET UP THERE!
GET-
[Angry]
Come on. Come on, come on, come on!
Co-
*Gasp*
I got the heart!
I got-
*Laughs*
Come on...
YAH!
Ok!
This is the one!
THIS IS THE ONE!
Hit the- Hit- Hit-
No!
Come on!
Throw the-
GET-
THERE!
Got it!
Got the heart!
Come on!
We're doing good!
We're doing so good on this!
This gotta be the one.
Roll...
Ph!
Pah!
Yeah!
Come on, you fuck- !
YES!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Bah, bah, bah!
I got this!
I got-
Yeah-
No!
Wah-
*Whistle Sound*
...
No
[OUTRO] ♪ "Jump Up, Super Star!" (Piano Cover) - Super Mario Odyssey ♪ (Link in the description)
BOOM!
What is this? A fucking day care?