FOLKS, IT'S BEEN 11 DAYS SINCE WE HEARD DONALD TRUMP ON THE
GROPE-TOWN EXPRESS, AND A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE DISTANCED THEMSELVES
DONALD TRUMP, AT LEAST ONE ARM'S LENGTH.
BUT ONE PERSON IS STANDING BY HIM, HIS WIFE AND STRATEGIC EYE
SHADOW RESERVE, MELANIA TRUMP.
( LAUGHTER ) YESTERDAY, MELANIA DID INTERVIEW
FOR BOTH FOX NEWS AND CNN.
SHE WOULD HAVE GONE ON MSNBC, BUT STEVE KORNACKI GETS JEALOUS
WHEN ANOTHER SUPERMODEL IS ON THE NETWORK.
THE MAN IS AN ADONIS.
NOW, LAST NIGHT ON THE ANDERSON COOPER POWER HOUR, MELANIA
EXPLAINED WHO SHE REALLY BLAMES FOR DONALD TRUMP'S BEHAVIOR.
>> THEY WERE KIND OF A BOY TALK, AND HE WAS LEAD ON, LIKE EGG ON,
FROM THE HOST TO SAY DIRTY AND BAD STUFF.
>> Stephen: YES, IT WAS ALL BILLY BUSH'S FAULT.
( LAUGHTER ) NOW I KNOW WHY THEY WERE ON A
BUS.
IT'S EASIER TO THROW BILLY UNDERNEATH IT.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
( CHEERS ) SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
MELANIA'S DEFENSE OF DONALD TRUMP-- THE MAN WHO WROTE "ART
OF THE DEAL--" IS THAT HE GOT OUTMANEUVERED BY A GUY WHO HAS
BEEN DEEMED BY THE "TODAY SHOW" TO BE UNQUALIFIED TO WATCH
SOMEONE ELSE MAKE A FESTIVE FALL FRITTATA?
IF BILLY BUSH CAN MANIPULATE DONALD TRUMP, WE HAVE IT TOW
KEEP HIM AWAY FROM HEAVY HITTERS LIKE MARIO LOPEZ.
WHO PUT A PICTURE OF STEVE KORNACKI UP THERE?
JUST IMAGINE WHAT IMPACT BILLY WILL HAVE ONCE TRUMP HAS THE
NUCLEAR CODES?
>> HEY, MR. TRUMP, THIS IS ME, BILLY BUSH.
I THINK IT'S TIME TO TEACH FINLAND A LESSON.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
>> I WOULD BOMB THE (BLEEP) OUT OF 'EM.
I'D BLOW UP EVERY SINGLE INCH, THERE WOULD BE NOTHING LEFT.
>> Stephen: GONE, FINLAND.
( LAUGHTER ) NOW, THESE MELANIA INTERVIEWS
WERE THEMSELVES A SURPRISE BECAUSE WE'VE BARELY SEEN HER
SINCE THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, WHERE SHE PLAGIARIZED MICHELLE
OBAMA.
BUT NOW THAT SHE HAS RESURFACED, WE AT THE "LATE SHOW" WANT IN.
SO PLEASE WELCOM LIVE VIA SATELLITE, MELANIA TRUMP.
THANK YOU.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) MRS. TRUMP, THANK YOU FOR
JOINING US.
( LAUGHTER ) >> MY PLEASURE, STEPHEN.
AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW WE ARE COMPLETELY ALONE.
THERE IS NO ONE ELSE IN THE ROOM COACHING ME.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: OKAY, OKAY.
GOOD TO KNOW.
NOW, WE HAVEN'T SEEN YOU MUCH SINCE YOUR SPEECH AT THE
CONVENTION.
>> YES, THAT IS MY CHOICE.
THEY DID NOT SEND ME TO LIVE IN AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION.
I AM A PRIVATE PERSON, STEPHEN.
MY LIFE IS NOT A PHOTO OP.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: SO, OKAY.
HOW ARE YOU DEALING WITH THE PRESSURE OF THE CAMPAIGN?
>> STEPHEN, WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT ME?
WE NEED TO FOCUS ON IMPORTANT ISSUES FACING OUR NATION, LIKE
HOW THE ELECTION IS RIGGED.
>> Stephen: REALLY?
WHO'S RIGGING IT?
>> THE LEFT-WING MEDIA, INTERNATIONAL BANKERS, AMD BILLY
BUSH.
>> Stephen: BILLY BUSH.
SO YOU DON'T BLAME YOUR HUSBAND FOR WHAT HE SAID?
>> YES, I DO.
I SAID TO MY HUSBAND THAT THOSE WORDS ARE VERY UNAPPROPRIATE.
PLUS, HE SAID THEM ON A BUS.
DISGUSTING.
( LAUGHTER ) THIS IS NOT THE MAN I MARRIED.
>> Stephen: WELL, HAVE YOU FORGIVEN YOUR HUSBAND?
>> YES.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
( CHEERS ) >> Stephen: YOU HAVE?
YES, YES, APPARENTLY BECAUSE HE-- HE EXPLAINED IT WAS LOCKER
ROOM TALK.
I DID NOT KNOW THIS, BUT WHEN AMERICAN MEN GATHER TO SPORT,
THEY ALWAYS BRAG OF GRABBING WOMEN BY THE BILLY BUSH.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: I'M SORRY.
THE BILLY BUSH?
>> BOOSH.
>> Stephen: BOOSH.
OKAY.
SO YOU'VE FORGIVEN HIM.
I HAVE MORTHAN FORGIVEN, STEPHEN.
I HAVE FORGOTTEN >> Stephen: IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE
ANYONE CAN FORGET WHAT HE SAID.
>> FORGET WHAT WAS TODAY?
>> Stephen: OKAY, BUT NUMEROUS WOMEN HAVE SAID THEY WERE GROPED
BY YOUR HUSBAND, AS WELL AS BEAUTY PAGEANT CONTESTANTS WHO
SAY HE WALKED IN ON THEM WHILE THEY WERE NAKED.
>> THOSE ARE ALL LIES, STEPHEN.
EXCEPT THE ONES WHERE THERE'S VIDEOTAPE.
THEN IT'S LOCKER ROOM TALK.
>> Stephen: EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO ME, HOW IS IT LOCKER ROOM
TALK WALKING IN ON PAGEANT CONTESTANTS?
>> IT'S A WOMEN'S LOCKER ROOM.
STEPHEN.
MY HUSBAND IS KIND.
HE IS A GENTLEMAN.
>> Stephen: OKAY, HE'S A GENTLEMAN, THEN WHY DID HE SAY
HE DIDN'T DO IT BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO UGLY?
>> HE'S RAW.
HE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS.
AND THESE WOMEN, WOOF.
AM I RIGHT.
UP TOP.
>> Stephen: I CAN'T HIGH-FIVE YOU OVER SATELLITE.
MRS. TRUMP, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> I AM FINE.
I'M CERTAINLY NOT BLINKING OUT IN MORSE CODE THAT SOMEONE ELSE
IS IN THE ROOM TELLING ME WHAT TO SAY.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: OKAY.
DO YOU THINK THESE SCANDALS WILL DOOM YOUR HUSBAND'S CHANCES
AMONG WOMEN?
>> NO.
WOMEN KNOW IT'S BOY TALK.
BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS, WHAT YOU GOING TO DO?
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: I HATE TO POINT
THIS OUT, BUT YOUR HUSBAND ISN'T A BOY.
HE'S A 70-YEAR-OLD MAN.
>> BOYS, MEN-- IT'S THE SAME.
NO MATTER HOW NICE THEY SEEM, SECRETLY THEY'RE ALL
FOUL-MOUTHED BILLY-BUSH-GRABBING PIGS.
I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND, YOUR BROTHER, THE POPE, LUKE
SKYWALKER, ALL OF THEM.
>> Stephen: ALL MEN ARE LIKE THIS?
>> YES.
THEY'RE ALL ANIMALS.
IF ONLY A WOMAN COULD BE PRESIDENT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WELL, I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO SAY THIS, I MEAN, MELANIA, ACTUALLY, HILLARY
CLINTON IS A WOMAN.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST VOTE FOR HER?
>> AAAHOH!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU, STEPHEN.
OH, NO, OUR CONNECTION IS BREAKING UP.
>> Stephen: MELANIA TRUMP, EVERYBODY.