alright guys and gals strap in because
I'm about to tell you the story of
Superman at Earth's end which is
insanely stupid and equally awesome at
the same time I'm Jocelyn the intern I
do all the research nobody else wants to
straight from the desk of death battle
okay let me set the scene for you it's
1995 comics in general are in a strange
place hell Marvel and DC are having a
huge crossover battle where the winners
are decided by fan voting because I
guess they were just too lazy to do the
research themselves him anyway during
all this insanity one comic was trying
its best to be something different and
while it may not be good I'll certainly
give it credit for being different so
Superman at Earth's end is set in a
world that has seen two apocalypse is's
apart apocalypses no not that guy like
actual oh my god this guy is following
life as we know it is over scenarios if
that isn't bad enough the world is
inhabited by living robot people who are
called bio mechs and a really really old
Superman
now before you chime in about how
Superman shouldn't be aging like that
remember this comic is far from canon so
calm your titties so Superman is hanging
out with the bio mechs who want to fix
the world by getting rid of all the sub
humans which are pretty much just like
grungy little monster people but
Superman and his Santa beard aren't very
happy because the bio mechs want to blow
up Gotham which is now just an old dusty
monument of civilization according to
Supes so Superman
politely disagrees by punching a hole in
leader of the biomech stomach awesome
having won the argument soups decides to
take an aerial stroll over Gotham and
reminisce where he's attacked by bat
monsters whose faces look suspiciously
similar to the Caped Crusader things
weren't looking too good for grandpa
Kent until he was saved by a vertically
challenged biker gang brandishing
machine guns more awesome okay okay so I
only have so much time and we need to
get to the best part so I'm just gonna
break it down real fast ready okay
the bikers take Superman to Wayne Manor
Superman is like crazy
someone stole Batman's bones realizes a
group called the DNA dictators is behind
the theft and then he fights an
enslaving robot race in the Batcave then
he faints wakes up explains that he's
weak because of a lack of sunlight and
then the kids give him this yeah I
you not that's a gun anyway back at it
Superman is like all that gun I'm
Superman now let's go beat up the DNA
dictators well turns out the dictators
that are using Bruce Wayne's DNA are not
one but two clones of a dog
mother-effing Hitler
yeah Superman and the bikers retreat
back to the Batcave Superman is like so
about that gun and delivers one of the
best lines ever it's time for Superman
to finish World War two so then he flies
back to fight the double Hitler's who
sent a genetically mutated clone of
Batman after him and spoilers Superman
wins dumb then Superman fills those Nazi
bastards with like an ocean of lead in
the end
Superman grabs Bruce Wayne's cadaver
takes it home and then says goodbye to
the world and cremates it along with
himself
yep the Man of Steel pretty much says
I'm getting too old for this and
then kills himself and that ladies and
gentlemen is Superman at its end well
people that's a wrap season 2 is over
time to finally take that vacation I've
been planning but more had the time um
about that know what wait what do you
mean no we changed our minds and we're
gonna need you to do like a bunch more
episode so you're just gonna have to
stay here but I do all right guys keep
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get to go on that vacation one day