- Hi this is seven minutes in heaven.
I'm Mike O'Brien, I'm here with Elijah Wood.
Welcome.
- Thank you.
- Thanks for joining me.
- It's my pleasure.
- The new show Wilfred, - Yes.
- FX, is about you and a dog.
Was that costume getting pretty fresh by the end of the day?
- You know what, I actually never smelled it.
- I knew the guy who plays the bear
for the Chicago Bears.
Staley Da Bear.
- Uh-Huh.
- And there's this whole mascot subculture
that like, he slept with all the female mascots
from around the league or whatever.
No.
And they all hook-up and so yeah it's pretty great.
- We talked about that a lot making this show, actually.
- Oh, I bet. - That the show might actually
appeal to furries.
'Cause I always thought that furries were
specifically like a sexual sect
that that was their thing.
But it's not entirely sexual for them it's
also just about costume play and being in the costume.
- Oh, really? - I think so.
- Do they cut a hole in it?
Did this come up?
- I've heard that.
- That's the deal? - I've heard that.
- What would you say is your kink
if you had to join some club?
- You like feet?
Or you get tied up I assume.
- It's not really a kink but I'm a breast man.
- Yeah. It's not super rare. - It's not that rare.
Nope. Nothing surprising about that.
- It's a classic though.
It's just like, I like coke. I like budweiser.
- Yeah it's classic.
I'm always surprised how many are not boob dudes.
- Yeah.
I'm not really.
- No. And it doesn't really matter, right?
You're an ass guy or a leg guy.
- Yeah. I like butts and legs.
I like stomachs a little bit. - I love stomachs.
A little bit of a ponch I don't mind too.
- Yeah you've gotta have it.
Gotta have that. - I love it.
Nice and soft.
Fall asleep on it. - Is Frodo hear today?
- What?
(laughter)
- So Frodo, you're gonna do him again
in the Hobbit, right?
- Mmhm.
- We got the screenplay
and we have some lines that are a little bit of spoilers
so spoiler alert. - Okay.
- If you can read some of these.
- As Frodo?
- Yeah.
- I found this ring that makes you invisible.
Cripes! What a day.
- Right, he's so surprised.
- Yeah.
Everyone shut the fuck up.
There's hobbits in that tree.
On the count of three, let's blast them to hobbit hell.
And that's a (gun sounds) yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
- So that's gonna be a super exciting scene.
- That is.
What is that? Welp?
Yeah.
Welp.
Welp, Bilbo's dead
and the rebels have been defeated.
This is the end of the movie The Hobbit.
Okay?
- So it's huge spoiler.
That's the ending. - Oh, God
that's the end of the film.
- This is called closet theater.
Here's the premise that's gonna play out
for a couple of seconds.
- Okay.
- Two guys find themselves both hiding in a closet.
They're father and son and
I'll be father you can be son.
They're both hiding from their wives or girlfriend
who want them to go shopping at a clothing store
and we want to go shopping at Home Depot.
Also it's a commercial for Home Depot.
Shh.
- Shh.
Look.
Dad, if we just stay in here
for another fifteen minutes they'll leave.
- Yeah.
- Because they don't know we're in here.
- No. Then they'll go clothing shopping
and we can go to Home Depot.
- Yeah.
I love Home Depot.
- It's really great.
- It's great.
- How often does your agent bring up your eyes?
A daily base, like you're down about something
and he's like " come on your eyes are killing it."
(chuckles)
- "No don't get down, your eyes rule."
- Your eyes are popping.
They're blowing up.
(laughter) They're great.
Well, I've had a really good time.
- So have I.
- It is seven minutes in heaven so.
(laughs)
I felt like that was super smooth.
- It was!
That was so smooth.
That didn't really ease me into it at all.
- No, no.
I've never been easing anyone into a kiss.
No one's ever been happy or comfortable.
- But if you had big boobs I would've been in.
- I don't.
Mine are tiny.
(laughs)
Tiny little boobies.
This has been seven minutes in heaven with Elijah Wood.
Thank you.
- Thank you, it was awesome.
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