Cupid it's stupid Cupid is stupid Cupid is stupid yeah I know Valentine's Day
really needs to get a better mascot yeah Christmas has a great mascot with Santa
and Easter has the Easter Bunny who doesn't like getting Easter candy and
what do we get for Valentine's Day some creepy naked flying baby with a bow
and arrow and he doesn't even bring you a gift what does he do shoot you with an
arrow thanks a lot you know what this means
get rid of Cupid we need to hold auditions for a new Valentine's Day
mascot good idea what's the dummy doing here anyway I don't know I thought you
brought him first audition what are you supposed to be I'm the perfect
Valentine's Day mascot I'm the barista of love the barista of
love what's so romantic about someone who serves coffee for someone who loves
coffee as much as you do I'm surprised you're even saying that
well coffee love is a little different than romantic love is it really though
so what's the barista of love do anyway she brings you a nice steaming hot fresh
cup of coffee so how do you travel by sleigh uber of course I'm still not
really feeling this Valentine's thing do you got a catchphrase or something I
love you a latte oh that's really bad please spell my name wrong on the
Valentine's Day card sure I can that's Jillian with a G right
no it's not but at least I know you're really a barista so what do you say best
Valentine's Day mascot ever will withhold judgment until later besides I
think I have an even better idea hmm
what are you supposed to be I'm the clown of love I'm sorry I'm not finding
anything romantic about this do you he doesn't either
it's more of a symbolic thing you see love makes clowns of us all whatever so
what does the clown of love bring balloons of course this one was supposed
to say I love you but this was the only balloon I could find on such short
notice that looks like one of those creepy red balloons that Pennywise the
clown brings exactly I'm not a big fan of balloons did you bring anything else
a heart-shaped box of chocolates this one's velvety stop that it's
disturbing what oh sorry so how does the clown of love travel about in a clown
car with like ten of my closest clown friends we can cover more territory that
way and do you really think that people will be okay with a clown getting all up
in their face on Valentine's Day
yes I do yeah I'm not okay with this you leave
now okay
next mascot so what sort of mascot are you I'm the love which love which aren't
which is more of a Halloween thing what are which is supposed to do the rest of
the year huh if there's a Valentine's connection I'm not seeing it try this
one on for size I'm gonna cast a spell on you I guess it does have some
potential and to travel around I just hop on my trusty broom okay but what do
you bring you don't turn people into frogs do you I carry around this love
potion that seems awfully cumbersome yeah all I really need to carry is this
little spray bottle I just don't think most people are going
to associate witches with romance it is kind of a pejorative term you know
that's why we're taking the word witch back that cackle isn't particularly
romantic either fine I also bring chocolates whoo
for me gimme gimme gimme gimme not until these auditions are over what you got
next what are you supposed to be can't you tell I'd be the pirate of love
pirate of love that sounds like the title of a Jimmy Buffett album arrr
be that as it may I am the perfect mascot for Valentine's Day
where are you wearing an eyepatch did something bad happen or I went to
scratch me eye and I forgot I had a hook for a hand
hey aren't pirates supposed to have a parrot on their shoulder or didn't you
notice this in that's a beanie baby of a Kiwi Kiwi ah get it off get it off so
how does the pirate of love travel about on me ship of course so I guess people
in the Midwest are kind of out of luck huh
are that's what rivers before so what does the pirate of love brain hurt
shaped box of chocolates a fish a fish you're gonna bring a smelly old
fish to people on Valentine's Day you think that's romantic
ah but he is a chocolate flavored fish just get out of here don't you want to
hear me catchphrase fine I'm really hooked on you I think it's time for the
next mascot what are you supposed to be you've just been visited by the love
police the love police isn't that the name of a cheap trick song our slogan is
shut to the heart in you're to blame you do realize that's from the song you give
love a bad name what do you mean romance and weaponry have a fine
tradition dating back to cupid which is precisely what we're trying to get away
from anyway when I pull up to your house in my squad car
you know you've been struck by love don't you think that'll make people a
little nervous what are you bringing them anyway donuts I did have doughnuts
but I ate them all in the squad car you ate them in the squad car what kind of
mascot are you quiet down lady or I'll put you under arrest
what kind of mascot threatens people Santa's been blackmailing kids for years
I don't see why I should be any different hmm I think it's time we tried
something else what are you supposed to be I'm a pile of trash a pile of trash
you think that's good for our Valentine's Day mascot yes I do
please explain my catchphrase is love stinks and what stinks more than a big
pile of garbage well that fish you had when you were a
pirate for starters I travel around in my garbage truck and I get free trash to
everyone
and that's romantic how it isn't but every once in a while I'll throw in a
heart-shaped box of chocolates you I don't want your trash chocolates more
trash chocolates for me then well it's safe to say that this is the worst of
the mascots don't you think so he didn't say anything but he agrees fine I'm out
of here what are you supposed to be I'm the shark of love the shark of love that
doesn't seem romantic what's your catchphrase I'm gonna eat your heart out
again not particularly romantic haven't you ever heard of a passion fish no and
besides you're a shark haven't you ever seen jaws very romantic movie Jaws
there's nothing romantic about that it is if you're a shark alright I'll play
along what is the shark of love bring a fish a
fish how is that romantic oh you didn't have a problem with a fish being
romantic when you were a pirate that was a chocolate flavoured fish more for me
anyway how does the shark travel from house to house through a network of
sewers this mascots terrible what else do you got I believe it's your turn huh
oh yeah ooh this one's spooky what are you I am the ghost of love a ghost of
love that makes it sound like the love is dead exactly so this would be a
mascot for when the love is dead yeah how do you have a problem with this well
it seems more like an anti Valentine's Day thing hey if there's a market for it
why not exploit it so how do you travel about I'm a ghost I just sort of float
don't overthink it do you bring people some sort of gift flowers in chocolate
that seems sort of out of character the flowers are dead in the chocolate
has been poisoned now that would be a valentine's day to end all others that's
the point I think I've seen enough mascots it's time for us to make our
final decision clearly the ghost wins just get over here so we need to pick a
mascot as much as I like the ghost there's no runaway leader here
anything's better than the pile of garbage
okay barista of love wait someone's coming dad what are you doing hey girls
look it's angel dog Oh angel dog time for you to go spread some Valentine's
cheer oh oh she's so cute this is the perfect Valentine's Day mascot yeah I
guess there's no point looking for any other mascots did you hear that angel
dog you win so that was the worst Valentine's Day mascots if you liked
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