*Glitch Productions Intro*
BOB: sIr cAn YoU sPaRe sOMe cHaNgE fOr dA sExY?
[run away]
aSsHolE!
MaRiO pLs gIvE mOnEy tO dA pO0r
Mario: *Italian intensifies* "What? Weren't you running a carnival??" (N;Correct.)
Doh!
Bob: yEaH, uM I sPeNd iT aLL On uM cHaritiEs yEs vEry vErY sEXeH ChARiTiES (Fuck Off Liar!)
Merio:HMMMMMMM
Manifestation of Garbage: Please CoUgH cough. I'm sIck wItH bUtT dIsEaSe HoLy CrAp. Is tHat a sPaCesHiP?
*Spacheship Noises*
*scream*
Oh CrAp (Hell Yeah)
M: Ah!
*rip bob.*
(High Pitched Voice) ohhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Rip Bob's Pingas.)
My overeis...(Hahahaha!)
Fatso: OH MY GOD!
Yah! Eeeh! Wah! ( Hory Shito It's Slippe!)
¿Are you okay? you stinky! spinich
HmMMMMMMM (Mario Was Only Smart In The Sper Mario Bros. Stupid Show.)
I got it!( Idiot Asshole.)
Red fat person: UHHUhuhuuUHUhuuhhuUHUUhUUhuhuhu (Stop Poking Slippy,Mario.)
(U H H H)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (God...Damn it,Mario.)
Oh hello there
*dying noises*( He Lives!)
*donald ducc noises* (lol Cancer 101)
Woah!(Don't...You....Dare,Mario!)
O_o (X-Files Theme)
hey im` abuot to die so saevm e pleasze (Nooooo!)
Wooooaaaah?
WUAHHHH (You....Fucking Idiot!)
AAAAHHHH! WOuahaaa
Mamaaaa mia..(Welp You're Fucked)
Whoa, what's going on here? (He's Going To Space!)
Ahahahahahahahahaa (Welp His Ded)
pIcK Up a SiGn AnD StArT begGing f0r mOnEy. ( leave Him Alone.) I sAid pIck up a SiGn bbiach (Fock You,Bob.)
Okay, okay I will
Yea hahahahaow
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
If mario was in...Furry Shit!
*Mario trying to make spaceship sound* (Shut Up)
Whoa! yippeee!
*The sound of Mario's brain working*
AH HA
*10 points to mario*
RANDOM NOISES TOO MUCH RANDOM NOISES HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mario is confuciuzzledsion
Yeah! Hahaha!!
AAAAAAAAAAAA
ded
Oh................................
Mamma Mia
staring
[ slap ]
HEYY, WHAT TEH BLOODEH HELL YOUR THE DEVIL (Rider: splapped)
No
Cheers, mate that will teach him you're doing good LAD
yah!
Hey,It nice
Hell yeah! (Rider: Dat face tho)
[kitty got booboo]
give me a goddamn shine
[slapaslapaslapaslapaslapaslapa] (Rider: *insert toryah*)
where tf is froggo
[the bitchest of bitch slaps]
*Gibberish*
I love you
mai nigga (O&C: sorry this is a christian server so no swearing also hi my name is Objects and Countries subscribe to me motherhecker)
[le alarm]
I cum for your pickle (O&C: I regret writing this)
INCOMING! aa trait.
OH COMEON
All right, y'all ready guys
LEROY
ded
Alright! (John Cena: Are you sure about that?)
Aliens:HAHA
[le shock] (Rider: Guess Cena was correct.)
[Professional maneuvering skills]
*A sound stock of laser being use to destroy a ship*
EEEEEEUUUUAAAAAAHHHHH
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(O&C: Does Mario know he's gonna die? Or is he too stupid to realize? Maybe he wants to die)
oof
It's me!! MARIO!!!!!!
here we go~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NO, GOD! NO GOD PLEASE NO! (Rider: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
is alrigt yae woo
just like my heart every day
[sCREAMz] haha look at the video time
ohhhhhh
hmmmm.....hello! :D
pingas (No Robotnik?)
WHOA!
[OOoOOooo] (Rider: Is that a MEME?!) (O&C: yes what do you expect? it made the pingas sound l lI ll l_) (Rider:Lol>)
[Doggo mad now] (Rider: That's gotta hurt.) (Link:Hyaaaaah! "Shut Up,Rider!")
I saved the world (Rider: I think his 🅱️rain 🅱️roke.) (Falco:True....So True....)
a
[hardfall] (Rip Mario)
eyy, don't leave me all alone!!
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Rider: [Mason Intensifies])
Hmm
Jason!
Jason! JASOOOON! (Rider:His Name Is Mason,idiot!)
Come on,Leave Him Alone It Was A Mistake!
No! (<:C)
What deh hell is diz?(idk) (O&C: I swear to god if Melee man gets any more thiccn't he's gonna make a black hole which has a very VERY small chance to succ them back home, since black holes are actually portals to another universe, and the chances of remaining in the same universe, let alone planet, are much thiccn'ter than his head will get before becoming a black hole haha yes i am smart) (It's A Pingas!)
Adatadehehdeo Whooohoho
Pingas Pingas (Rider: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!)
Lalala hmhmhm (Rider: Waste? IT'S PRECIOUS!) (Can you stop spamming useless information so that the viewers can actually view the video?!)
Pinas (Rider: MOAR!)
lalala
[PiNGAS x 6] That's a so nice! (omega Lel)
SHUT UP (Rider: Awwww....) (The Furry Is Angry.)
P I N G A S
[Furry now pissed]
I WILL KEEL U(In Heavy's Voice)
HEY! what just happened?
aagaaR?
*TA-TA*
How ya doing :)? Bob:AsSHoLe.
Come on, ha ha this is not good. I
That'll do beige is nice
For ya come oh
HEY SHUT UP!
[Groaning] A crepe!
[angery]Oh....................................................................................................(O&C: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
[megalovator] (O&C: Now arriving: floor 19: judgement hall)
Hey, shut up
UH EH UAUAUAU CHIN CHEIN BARARABINBAN
This is not good dear God (Rider: NO! NOT THE MEMES!)
Oh dude listen, buddy
WE ARE GONNA DIE D:(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
Shut your mouth don't worry
(Pew pew) Ultimate weapons
!
oh shet
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I AM INVINCIBLE
P E W!
INCOMING!
Oh
Oh you,re a wheel devil piss you are!
Ohhh,*Mario's Scream*
*Angreh furreh nois*
"Get 'am, boyos!"
Woosh black hole (O&C: LET ME TEACH Y'ALL A FUCKING LESSON)
Come on [Mario got a boner]
"Have at 'em, lads!"
*The Fuckening*
*Everybody's scream*
*The sound of a stock car crashing*
Mamamia
aHAhaHAhahHAhaAhahAHhaHAha
Oh no, HELL NO!
Let you do that Taman, yeah. Yeah, what's the matter scared?
Fat Ma-I meant Heavy Weapons Guy:Oh, no!
*Moa angreh furreh's nois that sound like orgasm*
Sure, I will be the one to take you down (Rider: Final Destination, Fox?)
*A tiny stroke then an evil laugh*
*Last moment*
Mario:AAAH,*cries followed by pingas*
Um? ._.
Say Whaaaaaaaaaaaa?
Wasn't supposed to happen (Rider: MEMES?!)
PINGAS!
Aah dats the way yah do it!
Okie Dokie!
*Pingas remix* (Me; >:C.)
NANI?!?!?!? (Omae wa Mou Shinderu.)
Evil Furreh:WHAT?!
Starfox:Better luck next time,Mission Complete!
Time to get Blotter!!! Kept it up lads!
Here we go!!!!
*Merio default dance* (Another Reference to Fortnite?!)
NO WAY >:C
I CANT BELIVE IT >:/
I Cant BELIVEEEEEEEE it (Stop Acting ike A Pussy,Wolf.)
Haha, How bout u succ mario PINGAS
We did it mate! oh, now will you look at that! okey-dokey, let's do this (Rider: YES! THE MEMES ARE SAFE!) SMG4;Thank.....God!
u wot m8?
BAYYYYYYY
HeY MaRiO, hmm. CaN I haVe SomE mOnEy pLs? (Parts of Subtitles Contributed by ReshiramRIder, Lord_Pixel, and Ninja Lover4525! :D)
WOOSH ello there subscribe to SMG4
OR IM GUNNA KEEL U Smg4:Shut Up.
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