(xylophone playing)
Good morning, Medford High School,
this is Class President Sheldon Cooper
with an important science bulletin.
This Wednesday morning,
the Nobel Prize in Physics will be announced,
and I'd like to invite each and every one of you to my garage
to listen live at 5:00 a.m. and be a part of scientific history.
Food and refreshments will be served... You worried your kid
just invited the whole school to your house?
At 5:00 in the morning for a Swedish science thing?
(chuckles) Not at all.
In other school news, this Friday night our football team
will be playing another football team.
(phone ringing)
Hello?
Hi, Connie, this is Dr. Linkletter.
I work in the physics department with Dr. Sturgis.
Oh, sure, I remember you.
What can I do for you?
Well, I'm just calling to let you know that John is fine,
but there's been a bit of an incident at the school today.
What happened?
He broke into the mainframe computer lab,
tripped off an alarm.
Security came, and there was a chase.
A chase?
It was a short one. He's not a fast man.
Uh-- well, where is he now?
He's in the dean's office.
He has you listed as the emergency contact,
so I just wanted to let you know.
Well, uh-- thank you
so much for calling. My pleasure.
If there's anything I can do, feel free to reach out.
Or if you'd like to go grab a coffee sometime,
I know a cute little cafe.
Do you like scones?
You're not actually trying to hit on me right now, are you?
Is it working? No.
I should go.
What kind of snacks do you think I should serve
at my Nobel gathering?
It's on Swedish radio. How about Swedish meatballs?
But it's at 5:00 a.m.
Swedish breakfast balls?
I could offer an assortment of breakfast cereal.
My mom doesn't let me have cereal with sugar in it.
Or anything that makes me happy.
Connie. What are you doing here?
Well...
I got a call from your friend Linkletter,
and, uh... I-I was a little worried about you.
What did he say?
That you had some kind of scuffle
with the campus security?
No scuffle.
I was using the university's mainframe,
and they asked me to leave. Simple as that.
So nobody chased you?
I was startled, and so I did
what any normal person does under the circumstances:
climb out a window and run like the dickens.
KURT (over TV): Hi, I'm Kurt Loder, this is MTV News...
Since when do we get MTV?
Since I got cable.
What do you mean, you got cable?
I called up the cable company and I said, "Hello,
I'd like cable," and they put in cable.
I'm not paying for that.
Keep your shirt on. I paid for it.
Is that so?
Yeah, with money I saved from my job.
Well, okay.
So do we get any of those movie channels?
Dad, I'm trying to watch the news.
KURT: Billy Idol has recovered so well from...
What's so important that I had to run over here?
Come here. I want to show you something.
Look at this.
John did it.
Oh, dear.
"Oh, dear" is right.
Was he in here taking a bath
and just started thinking about science stuff?
Read the top right part.
MARY: "Time plus heat
plus bread equals toast."
(whispers): That ain't science.
Well, it's not wrong, either.
Look at this.
Yeah, well, that's... peculiar.