if there's one place I would never ever want to work at again.. P-P-Peter! A Slovak guy taking over
Youtube. PPPeter! I will make your mom laugh and you too.
*RESTAURANTS*
I usually enjoy eating at the restaurant but there is one type of server
we all hate. - there you go sir, enjoy
thank you - is everything all right? - yes thank you - enjoying yourself?
yeah yeah thanks - would you like some lemon with that? - no thanks i appreciate it
A candle? - that is not necessary - A guitar?
let me eat my food for fuck's sake!
are you still angry sir? - but the guests can be pretty annoying too, especially
when they ask really stupid questions
there are two types of questions I really hated while working at a
restaurant
what about this meatball sandwich, is it good? - what the fuck do you expect me
to say? - well actually sir, it's disgusting
I ate it yesterday, had a terrible diarrhea, a nightmare, I shat all over this place
everything was covered in liquid shit. - ok
I don't.. I don't want that. But the guest that pissed me of the most was the one
that did not fully understand the concept of a menu
I fucking hated that question. - the beef burger which tomato, lettuce, onion,
pickles and mayonnaise
what's in it? are you fucking blind and dumb?
what do you want me to say? that the menu is a fucking lie? - well, it actually isn't a
burger, it's more like a pasta with cucumber and aubergine, topped with thinly
sliced silver and covered in cat piss
so it's more like a soup I would
say. - yeah guests can be pretty annoying, especially when you are really busy and
they start to ask a lot of questions
excuse me can I get more water?
hey could you bring me some bread? - yeah I'll be there - sir, could I change
my order? Ooh, you did a little poo-poo honey, didn't you?
one moment.. - hey is this really gluten-free? I ordered a guitar half an hour ago
would you bring me the check please? - He's having a heart attack! - What about my water?
yeah that was horrible.. having lived in Eastern Europe, but also in the US
I spotted some minor differences between the restaurant service in these two
parts of the world. "not happy with the drink"
excuse me sir, but the wine I ordered is way too sweet
I'm so sorry, here, have this dry wine, it is our best wine here, on the house
please
I deeply apologize for the inconvenience.. well thank you
and now, Eastern Europe baby
excuse me sir, I ordered a dry wine, but this is way too sweet
let me see.. Umm, no, it's not so sweet you're wrong.. but you are sweet
"I have a Yelp account" - oh and I'd like to add that I have a Yelp and a tripadvisor
account and I will not hesitate to write a review about my experience here either
good or bad
most certainly sir
we have a person with Yelp and tripadvisor accounts here, make sure his
stay is unforgettable treat him like a king
you cook him the best meal possible. Alright, get going guys, get going! - and now, Eastern Europe baby
and I'd like to say that I have a Yelp and a tripadvisor account and I
will not hesitate to write a review about this place either good or bad
*Slovak swearing*
*spit into his dumplings*
"call me the manager" - excuse me
the meat is undercooked, call me the manager - of course sir
I just heard that you were not satisfied with your meal sir, let me
deeply apologize for our unsatisfying service
would you like a new meal or a refund? you know what, we will give you both, take
this, take it as well sir.. we are sorry - and now
Eastern Europe baby - excuse me this meat is overcooked call me the
manager
ok but you are making a big mistake motherfucker.. - what the fuck are you saying
overcooked, so what? you order, you eat, no complaints
who
do you think you are, you piece of shit
"it's almost closing time" - honey I don't think we should have a desert, they're closing
I would be delighted to bring you our homemade dessert
there you go ma'am, enjoy, don't worry about the time
wow, this is what I call customer service
thank you! and now, Eastern Europe baby - honey it's almost closing time we should leave
why are you in such a hurry? 73 00:05:16,180 --> 00:05:27,940 ok let's leave - Thanks for coming
we hope to see you again
"I want the gluten-free food"
I was wondering if any of these meals that you offer are gluten-free
I have a celiac disease. - well of course our pasta is gluten-free and all the
meals with a yellow dot next to them are gluten-free as well. - thank you
and now, Eastern Europe baby - I was wondering, do you offer gluten-free
food here? I have a celiac disease
what?? why the fuck are you coming to a restaurant when you are ill? you should be in a
fucking quarantine! get out of here, you sick mother fucker
so next time at a restaurant either as a guest or a server
please just act normal, it helps. if you liked my video subscribe to my channel by
clicking on this cucumber and make sure you'll like my facebook page as well
we reached 1,000 fans this week, that is more than the population of Vatican
there you have it
pope! I'm christian by the way
*Slovak*