Chopping the tail has been something that I'm addicted to. This section over here...
It makes the bike look nice, looks well balanced.
Have you guys seen the Dumb and Dumber movies?
Yes, no, have you seen it though?
No.
Point is we have our own version of Dumb and Dumber in India, except it's way more
daft, way more stupid, way more asinine.
The dumbest mods that we have in the country today
and these apply for both bikes as well as cars.
So we're gonna start off with the number one and number one is called, namaste mirrors.
Yeah, namaste mirror is essentially,
what people do is, take their normal mirrors and turn it on the inside,
sanskaar and swag bro. Why should only cars have vanity mirrors?
Point to be noted. My lord. I think it's a really, really dumb mod.
Use your mirrors the right way. And with that we move onto mod number two.
Go for the drum roll!
Fake exhaust.
There was a video where I had a fake exhaust and it fell off on the way to IBW.
Varun's exhaust pipe has dropped off.
**** exhaust came off!
I hope you remember that video.
Fake exhausts do more harm to your engine, than they do any good.
Plus, they cross the permitted threshold of
the decibel limit, which does not sit well with the cops.
Anyway, that brings us to the next mod that we have
and that's a fake turbo whistle.
I thought I was gonna say, sutututu,
okay, what you do essentially, with a fake turbo whistle
is, you have to install it on the exhaust or the end can
and once you do, get on the gas, it makes...
We have someone in our office who actually uses it on his car.
Hey, Siri, call Pranjal, PowerDrift.
Yeah bro? Dude, you had a turbo whistle on your car no?
Bro I never fitted it, it was faulty so I threw it away.
Thanks a lot, man.
I know you're lying.
Yeah.
So fake turbo whistle is our mod number three, we'll move on to the fourth one.
Number four is bike seats.
Is it animal cruelty if your bike looks like a Labrador?
Sheep skin is actually used in international countries
where the temperature goes really low, and the skin provides some kind of heat.
Also on a cold night, you can just take it off and just...
Let's move on to mod number five.
The rain coat, not for yourself but for the motorcycle.
Yeah, because we all know that bikes are not waterproof.
But considering how most of our engines are air cooled, I don't know what sense a full
raincoat makes when you put it on a motorcycle.
Bro it's air cooled and not water cooled. So it's water cooled now too?
What do you call those transparent auto rickshaw looking bike covers?
It's like a mini tent on top of your head.
I see.
I've lost track but I think that was mod number five.
We'll move on to more number six and that is... oh this is my favorite called brake horns.
Brake horns!
And the one thing that it kind of reminds me of is the Dhoom song.
Nine times out of ten whenever Varun is left
to his own devices, he will bring up Dhoom everytime.
I'm sure the editor's gonna replace this with an Ali Bhai overall.
Yeah, so what brake horns usually do is when you press the brake pedal, the braking system
has a horn attached to it and those horns usually have famous movie soundtracks.
We move onto mod number seven, flashing lights.
Talking about the Kanye West song no?
Oh, yeah, lights life...
Yeah, yeah. Stop it!
They're used everywhere, flashing lights are used
on headlamps, tail lamps, indicators, bar ends, everywhere!
Yeah, I'm a fan of those lights that they use to
illuminate their single cylinder four stroke engine.
But flashing lights essentially, is very, very distracting, please avoid using them.
We move onto mod number eight, number plates.
Good we are Punekars, illegal number plates are there by the plenty.
Oo, the ones that say 800... wait I shouldn't go there one sec, yeah 8055.
A lot of people use a lot of these illegal plates where the numbering is really small,
it's written in different languages.
I especially like the ones that say, "sweetu's gift".
Standardization needs to happen and that's mod number eight.
Mod number nine is bar-end indicators and Varun here
is gonna tell us exactly why it's a daft idea.
If you need an indicator to tell you where your bar-end, ends.
But do you think it's a dumb mod though?
It actually sounds like a good idea.
You're only a hipster when there are only a few people doing it.,
now that everybody has a retro modern bike, they're not as cool.
But that brings us to the end of mod number nine. We're going to talk about the final mod,
mod number ten is ropes on crash guards, super handy, this is also a life hack.
I do not think it's handy at all, I think it's more of an
aesthetic thing, a lot of people still do it.
If you need to pull your bike out of a ditch, yeah,
that's exactly what I was going to say,
because most bikes that those are on don't really turn that well.
It was at this moment he knew, he...
Okay, that is it.
The 10 mods that we think are dumb, but some of them are clever.
And before you sign off, I have one quick question,
we have done our fair share of stupid, really daft mods
Yeah, speak for yourself okay. Tell me one of your worst on your bike.
Chopping the tail has been something that I'm addicted to. This section over here...
It makes the bike look nice, looks well balanced,
but then again, there's a lot of expense towards laundry .
So what I did was, I really, so when I got the Karizma, the 220F had recently launched,
I really liked the mirrors on the 220F,
so I removed the stock mirrors of the Karizma and put the 220F mirrors on the visor.
Like we said earlier, this is not our top ten or there's not a list as such, if you want
to tell us exactly what your stupid mods were, everyone's done it,
no need to be afraid of sharing with us, absolutely, in the comment section below.
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Yeah.
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