All right.
I paid 775 for this thing.
It better have been worth it.
Rene bid me up pretty hard on this locker.
Now the only revenge is massive success.
OK.
Ooh, some old '80s art.
I would totally put these up on MarysFinds.com.
They're cool.
30 bucks for the set.
A bunch of pictures in here.
Ooh, this is cool.
This looks legit.
Here's a set.
So there's Grandma, there's fishermen,
and there's violinist.
Here we go!
Yes!
Certificate of authentici-- "authenticification."
[timpani]
Original lithos, signed, limited edition.
I'm going to say each of these or at least 25 bucks.
Norton.
Ooh, I've heard of him.
25 bucks.
100 bucks in art so far.
Not bad.
They spent the time to pack this so well
that it's got to be valuable.
40 bucks for this thing at least.
Crystal.
Ooh, this one's cool.
MarysFinds.com, for your owl glass needs.
[ding]
50 bucks for this box.
Yes.
Another novella.
I'm going to say 35 bucks.
Some more artwork stuff.
These are cute and quirky.
30 bucks for this box.
Whoa.
Advertising pieces.
These are cute.
100 bucks?
This little stool.
And the fabric's even cute too.
I would probably just strip this and keep this fabric on there.
50 bucks.
Ooh, more of these thingies.
There's, like, 20 in here, the old advertisements.
These are easy sell.
This box is worth 200 bucks.
Ivory china, Mikasa, The whole set's there.
50 bucks.
Old vintage light.
I'll sell it for 20 bucks.
Ooh, moat glass.
So it looks like a whole box of moat glass stuff.
Awesome.
50 bucks.
Craft tub.
Some yarn.
Put that over there.
Here's some feathers.
What?
It's hilarious.
Complete grandma hat.
All the tidbits.
10 bucks right here.
Let's see.
Oh, this is heavy.
Let's see.
Excuse me, sir.
MAN: Yes?
Could you help me real quick?
MAN: Sure.
This thing's really heavy.
I've always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Thank you.
You're welcome
LCD tablet.
It looks like something for artists to use.
So I may have to take this to a tech savvy person.
I'm definitely putting this aside.
This is nice, a little mid-century modern piece.
It needs a lot of work though.
If I cleaned it up, 200 bucks.
This one, no.
I'd just throw this one away.
Ooh.
It looks like some breakables.
These are really cute.
Ooh, made in Germany.
What does that say?
This might be the only time maybe I need Rene.
Dang it.
Psych!
I'll never need Rene.
A fun box of little China from all around the world.
50 bucks.
OK, so all in all, not too shabby.
And I still have that monitor that I need to get checked out.
So now let's just see if we can find that guy again.
Excuse me.
Uh--
I found an animation studio that agreed
to look at my tablet thingy.
Greg?
Hey, Mary.
MARY: Hey.
So I'm here at Six Point Harness to meet with Greg Franklin.
Got it?
Yeah.
All right.
Looks like it's starting up right now.
That's a good sign.
What year is this thing?
GREG: I think it's a 2012.
OK.
24-inch screen.
MARY: Got it.
And it's a touchscreen, like your phone.
These are pretty much used for any kind
of hand-drawn animation that is produced.
This is like the Cadillac of Cintiq tablets
that you have here.
Let's check it out.
Is this me?
Is this my cartoon version?
Oh, so it's like a pen.
Wow.
GREG: [laughs]
Yeah, "kewl!"
[laughter]
GREG: Let me get a little color going.
I do have some drawing experience, just so you know.
I sell these greeting cards on my website.
Greeting cards?
Yeah, they're funny.
They're always rhyming.
What do some of them say?
Like, "I do what I want when I want."
And then you open it.
"So just shut up and give me a croissant."
[laughter]
OK, I gotta put a croissant in there now.
[laughs]
[laughs] Go ahead and say it.
MARY: Scales.
[laughs] That's awesome.
GREG: Ah, that's fun.
All right, save that.
So how much do you think I can get for this thing?
For being as old as it is, I didn't notice any dead pixels
or anything like that.
In the shape that it's in, maybe you could get--
[laughs]
Nice!
You didn't stop!
You added one more zero!
Yes!
Guess who's got the skills to pay the bills?
It's me.
Cha-ching!
[laughs] Awesome.
Yes!
I was not expecting that at all.
Yeah!