- Why yes officer, I'd like to report a terrible crime.
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Hi guys, I'm Bry Crasch and this is Crasch Course,
a makeup show where I'm going to do looks
inspired by my favorite pop cultural moments.
And today I am doing the newly added
gay cannon movie, Birds of Prey.
It is nothing but glitter, sparkles, makeup,
and ladies kicking ass
and I am obsessed with every second of it.
And I'm going to do a look inspired by it.
So the first step is going to be covering my face
in the weird like, almost clown white color
that Harley wears on her face.
So I'm gonna take some of this foundation
and I'm gonna also have some grease paint
that I'm gonna mix with it in white.
But first step, in this climate honey?
Gotta sanitize.
I don't trust where any of this came from.
It's from my own house and I still don't trust it.
I'm gonna squirt some of this foundation onto it
and then okay, you guys listen.
Times are tough, okay?
I lost my makeup spatula.
I tried to order another one.
Amazon wouldn't deliver it in time.
So we're using a butter knife.
Do not @ me!
So I'm just mixing this up.
The next thing I wanna do,
obviously I'm gonna put some primer,
so I have this Hello Fab primer that I really like.
It's gonna give me like a little bit of protection
against all of this makeup.
'Cause you know, today I'm just gonna do
like a really natural look,
something just like really light and fun.
Something that I'd probably wear to like church.
Okay, that is matching my skin tone flawlessly.
The thing I love though, about this movie
is that it is camp to the max.
She just looks like she was maybe one day fresh makeup
but that was like six weeks ago
and she's been in a quarantine ever since.
But she never took her makeup off
and so this is just like how she looks now.
She's just like a hot mess,
but honestly like who doesn't love a hot mess?
I know I do.
So I'm gonna go in here and I'm just gonna kind of like
pat this out a little bit.
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So now I'm going to go in here with some powder.
Just like a really light pat.
(coughing)
Okay.
Really fast, I just have to talk about Bruce.
So Harley has a hyena, he's named after Bruce Wayne,
which I think is really cute and cheeky.
- I named him Bruce after that hunky Wayne guy.
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- So the next thing I'm gonna do
is add some like hyena spots.
And there's this brand that I'm obsessed with
called SUVA Beauty,
they make all of these things called Hydra Liners.
They are kind of marketed as eyeliners,
but the thing I like about them is
that you can basically use them everywhere.
This is a SUVA beauty brush as well, it's the 620.
And this is just water.
I just do a couple of sprays in here.
We just mix it up.
And I'm just putting in some like spots.
The way that she comes across Bruce,
actually is really relatable in my opinion.
She gets dumped by the Joker
and she's feeling like heartbroken
and she wants like a companion.
Her version of that is going to this like insane
like wildlife dealer.
He like basically says like, "Oh okay, like you can have him
but like you're gonna have to like pay up, you know?"
Insinuating that like he won't take money
but he'll take another form of payment.
So instead of doing that,
Harley just makes Bruce eat him.
Which I think is really, really feminist
and I think that we should solve
most of our disputes like that.
If you wanna be gross, you get fed to a hyena.
Sorry.
So now that we've got these spots in,
on this side I'm gonna do some eyeball art.
So I'm actually gonna go in with Acid Trip,
I'm just gonna start drawing the shape of an eye.
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All right, so now that we have this laid out
I'm going to take this dual eyeliner,
it's from Kesha Rose Beauty and I'm gonna use this
to outline my eye.
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On her neck they frequently write "Madness over Mayhem"
which is the one of the tag lines of the film
so I wanted to move that from my neck to my forehead.
I know that writing on your face
is very difficult because it's backwards,
but I have a really cool trick to teach you.
So, step one is tracing paper.
And then I know that I wanna write the "Madness over Mayhem"
with the pink Hydro Liner,
so I'm just gonna write what I want on my piece of paper.
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So once I've kind of figured out like,
oh yeah, I kinda like this placement,
I'm gonna take this side and I'm gonna put it down.
And I'm gonna trace on the other side of the paper.
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Really fast, this is spelled right, right?
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Can you read it?
There's a Y.
I'm an idiot!
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Madness over Mahem.
So I'm gonna do it again.
I've got it written on both sides.
Now the next step is kind of weird.
I'm taking this glamorous Speed Stick deodorant.
You don't wanna rub too hard,
'cause you don't wanna rub off the foundation underneath.
So now I'm gonna take this, I'm gonna place it
where I want it, and I'm just gonna press it,
like I'm doing a temporary tattoo.
Moment of truth.
And now I'm just going to use my guide.
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Now we gotta do something with these eyes.
I've got this eyebrow pencil,
a Maybelline Total Temptation brow definer.
And this is in shade 315, which is deep brown.
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Okay, cool.
Harley has that iconic blonde, crazy hair
with the pink and the blue pig tails.
So we're going to play with that concept in my eyeshadow.
I am going to pull the HIPDOT SpongeBob palette.
I'm gonna dip into this pink
and we're gonna do a pink eye over here.
(chuckling)
Not that kinda pink eye, people.
So I'm gonna dip into the color Wumbo
and then I'm gonna tap a little bit
so I don't get any fall out.
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Perfect.
So I'm gonna pop in with that Penny Pincher color.
I'm gonna go right into the crease.
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I like to add like a little bit of shimmer on top.
There's this color, Jumping Jellyfish,
and I'm gonna add that to the lid.
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And then I've got the pink part.
So I'm gonna go in with this Rio palette for the blue eye.
And I'm gonna go in with the color Surf.
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Spoilers ahead.
Basically, there's this bad guy played by Ewan McGregor
and he's got this henchman
who is Danny from the mini project.
There's a lot of tension.
Danny's always like grabbing him and being like,
"It's okay boss, calm down, deep breathes."
And like honestly,
I would have loved to see more of that, personally.
Just that like really sweet delicate relationship
between two sociopaths, but you know,
I didn't make the movie, I just watched it.
So anyway, he's trying to get this diamond
from the girl that swallowed it.
And Harley Quinn has the girl
and she's trying to protect her
and they're all like hiding in the Amusement District,
I think is what they call it.
Because every city has an Amusement Park District
full of amusement parks that are shut down.
And all of these women end up kind of like
trapped together and they realize like, oh my gosh,
like we are all running from the same guy
while we're fighting each other.
Why are we doing this?
Why don't we just take all of our fantastic, unique
fighting styles and outfits, combine them,
support each other, and have a massive fight
inside of an abandoned amusement park
that somehow still has power
and is still able to turn on every light
that was ever installed there.
For the crease of my eye,
I'm going to pull the HIPDOT palette, this is Cenote.
I'm gonna go into this color, Ancient,
which is this really nice dark blue.
And I'm going to pop this into the crease.
All right, so now that we've got that shadow in there
I wanna add a shimmer, it's the shade Jungle.
It just adds a really nice little pop.
Harley also, like I said,
looks like a drowning clown at all times,
so I wanna add some black underneath.
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So we just got like a little brush like this
and I'm just gonna use Sacred
to smoke and smudge this out.
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Love a natural raccoon eye.
Now, I'm just going to pop on some mascara.
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Harley's messy, but she's also really fun.
She loves sparkles, so I've just got this like
really simple silver glitter
and I have this NYX glitter primer.
What I like to do is put it on the end of the brush
and then I will use that to dab it into the corner of my eye
and then I will put glitter on here.
Harley has that crazy heart tattoo on her face
and we could not do a Harley Quinn look without it.
So I'm gonna go back to the SUVA Beauty in Grease.
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Voila, heart.
The last thing that I wanna do to my eyes
is I wanna add a row of diamonds
that she wears on her eyebrow, which I'm obsessed with.
So I've got this eyelash adhesive, I'm just putting it on
and kind of letting it dry for a second.
And I have my sequins right here.
Voila, diamond brow.
Oh, how did this happen?
I made it myself.
We are going to really step it up.
We're getting this yellow, we are just gonna go in.
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Bam, the last but most important step is that lip.
So I'm gonna start with this,
again this black smokey eye that I used under my eye
and I'm gonna line my lip with the black first.
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This is also the Kesha Rose palette,
it has a really nice red in here,
and the color is Cannibal, naturally.
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This product is called Glow Balm, this one is called Pearl,
it's this really beautiful like iridescent gel.
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I fashioned this jewelry from tin foil
because again, I'm trapped inside like the rest of us.
And I just happened to have this casual number in my closet
that screams Harley Quinn.
And I feel like this is a, a good look.
I don't think I could possibly add anything else to it.
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Thank you so much for watching.
I'm Bry Crasch Kolberg.
Please come watch again and we'll see you soon.
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This is Dubin.
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She's my bird of prey.
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We're gonna clean that off of you.
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