I respect the environment by leaving it alone.
I'm not getting in the ocean.
I'm not going camping.
You have your space.
And I have a condo in Hollywood.
Hello, my name is Bob the Drag Queen,
and this is "Real Quick, Earth Stories Edition."
I'm basically a scientist.
I watched a documentary once.
Not all heroes wear capes.
Some of us wear gowns.
Real quick, I'm about to roll through movies and TV shows
on the Netflix Earth collection.
Let's get to it.
"Our Great National Parks."
Is that Barack Obama?
Is that Obama in nature?
So Barack Obama is going to narrate a show
about preserving our national parks
from all around the world.
This show is really about showing how important it is
to protect what we have left of our wild spaces.
If Barack Obama ever gets sick,
I do a great Barack Obama impression.
I'll do it, here we go.
"Michelle."
"Today we are at Yosemite."
"This is a fantastic park."
"Lots of trees and grass."
"Here we have a lemur."
Okay, I've heard of "My Octopus Teacher."
This is about the guy who, like,
was obsessed with this octopus, right?
And they were, like, best friends?
I wonder if the octopus felt the same way about him.
Was the octopus like, "I love this guy,"
or was she like...
Oh, this octopus.
"Sweet Tooth."
They're trying to hide this kid,
because he has antlers.
And then this guy who looks like Forest Whitaker,
everything in his life is dedicated to protecting
this little white reindeer kid.
I'm not about to derail my whole life
to save a little kid with antlers.
I would leave Bambi at the police station.
"Mowgli: Legend of the Jungle."
So he's torn between the world of the men,
or the people, and the animals.
Is it about missing indigenous people?
Oh, there we, okay, now I see what's going on here.
It is about an indigenous community.
The detective shows up because she's trying to find out who killed so-and-so.
But then she found out that people are killing the planet.
The real victim.
I loved this movie, by the way.
It's like a student.
And then she's, like, looking up at the sky, and she's like,
"Oh my God. There's, like, a comet coming."
Leonardo DiCaprio's like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
"Wait. Bitch."
"This comet is fully about to hit us."
So they go and tell everyone.
"Hey, y'all, the comet is going to hit us."
And everyone's like, "Yeah, okay."
The comet's supposed to be a metaphor
for climate change, which, like,
scientists have been warning everyone about
for upwards of 20 to 30 years now.
And like, no one's listening.
This is a tragic story of a woman who looks way too young
for people to take her seriously.
Is this about my life?
She's a fighter pilot, but she flies back in time, right?
To tell everyone about the perils and the dangers of climate change.
And no one believes her because she's too young and beautiful.
"Youth V Government."
This is a documentary, and they are going to the Capitol
to tell all these old white men that,
"We are young and we are the future."
"And we want you to do something about the Earth."
"Because we're going to be the ones here."
"Not you, Robinette."
"Down to Earth."
What is Zac Efron doing in the woods?
In between modeling, weightlifting,
and drinking Muscle Milk,
Zac Efron is traveling the world with a friend of his
to try to figure out how to live sustainably.
Good for you, Zac Efron.
You better work, Mary.
So this is, instead of, like, just following life and exploring life,
David Attenborough is telling us the negative impact
that we've had on the planet.
I feel like David Attenborough would be interesting to hang around,
because I feel like he always talks like that.
"Your Uber will be arriving in 14 minutes."
There's this little kid, lives in a place
where they are very negatively impacted by climate change.
So he decides to step up
and make some sort of a water capturing, purifying device
using the wind.
And it saves his family.
"Bigfoot Family."
Maybe Bigfoot looks like a stepdad,
because this kid doesn't look like his foot is big at all.
Bigfoot is a celebrity, he's on "Celebrity Big Brother."
But on the way to the house he gets stolen.
Someone kidnaps Bigfoot,
and then his family actually saves the day.
And you can see that even the smallest people
can make the biggest impact.
"The Decline."
He's so misunderstood.
That's why his back is turned.
Him against the world
and his health is declining.
That's what's happening here.
So he's the bad guy?
Whenever someone's back is turned to the camera,
it's them being like, "No one gets me."
"Ragnarok."
This guy in the front.
I don't know anything about him,
but I know that he's the bad guy.
Which is weird because the bad guy's never in the front.
So that is Thor.
So he's like, "I, listen..."
"Guys, I just found out that I'm a reincarnated god."
"Which is wild."
"So what I'm going to do with this, I'm going to save the planet."
And then he gets his friends, who don't have superpowers, to join him,
which is very irresponsible.
"Falling Inn Love."
Inn. Oh.
That's Christina Milian?
Oh Christina Milian, welcome back, we missed you.
Also, he's a lumberjack.
He's a logger and she hates he's logging.
She's like, "Deforestation is a big problem."
He is a contractor.
"IO. Last on Earth."
Okay, we're post-apocalyptic, clearly.
And everything is resting on this woman's shoulders.
Jupiter.
Okay, so it's actually about a scientist trying to,
returning to the earth
to make the earth inhabitable again,
because now we live on Jupiter's moon.
Who's the guy?
He's not even in the movie.
It looks like some sort of an animal,
like some sort of a pig, guinea pig, rodent,
hybrid beast with a factory built into its back.
So it's really about a girl
who's trying to save her pig,
who's massive because he's genetically modified.
This pig is bigger than a Chevy Suburban.
How are you going to hide this pig?
You can't hide this pig.
Girl, give up the bacon.
"Best Leftovers Ever."
It's a competition-based show,
and they're showing you how to turn your leftovers into new meals.
Now that's sustainability.
Food waste is a really, really big problem in the world.
So showing you can actually take all this food that we'd normally throw away
and make something delicious and brand new out of it.
"Arctic Dogs."
Okay. "Arctic Dogs."
There's a bear, a fox,
an Alaskan husky,
and I think a reindeer.
I think that they are
fighting climate change and the polar ice caps are melting
and they're freaking out.
I don't know how I knew there would be dogs in this.
I don't know how I figured that out.
Or that it took place in the Arctic.
I have no clue, but I somehow,
somehow from this poster I figured that out.
"The Game Changer."
Honey, we're talking about bodybuilding
in a natural way using food, and you can do it vegan.
You don't need to eat absurd amounts of meat.
It's been dispelled a long time ago.
Marc Maron's talking about how the world's over.
"It's done, honey."
"And I'm going to make it funny."
This is a stand-up special about how the world's ending,
but at least we can laugh on the way out.
Or we can change what we're doing.
It's comedy with a point.
Oh, my God. "The Magic School Bus."
Oh, bitch, I know what this is.
Miss Frizzle is back.
Fiona Frizzle.
Is Miss Frizzle, wait, is Miss Frizzle...
Is she dead?
Oh, she's still alive.
I was like, "Oh my God."
Like, it would have felt really unnecessary to kill Miss Frizzle.
But we know the school bus is back,
"The Magic School Bus Rides Again."
I think that the Netflix Earth Collection is really wonderful.
I was expecting a bunch of documentaries
about the Earth dying, but it was actually
competition shows,
stand-up comedy specials,
rom-coms,
scripted shows,
about how we can actually help the Earth
and stop it from dying.
You can have an impact.
And even if we're all doing something small,
it amounts to something big.
Thank you so much for watching.
If you want to see these movies, TV shows, documentaries,
you can go to netflix.com/earthstories.
Alright, happy Earth Day, everyone.
Happy Earth Day.
And listen, take care of the planet.
We get one.
This is the one.
Unless we go take the moon from Jupiter.
It's a long trip.
We're not all going to make it.