morning tea ladies my name is
jacksepticeye and welcome back to sob
nauseous we heard a rip-roaring time
last time but I have to do some stuff
what actually am i doing I need two
priorities we are I am I need to get a
mud hole thank you and don't forget that
I'm your captain people told me that the
moon pool is in my name Marguerite maida
or something that lady who showed up in
a prawn suit she jumped out she was like
a partner
don't you fall of me she is the ladies
whose base we found in regular
subnautica her name was maida or
Marguerite or both I can't remember it's
been a while since I play subnautica and
remember the lore but she was in
original subnautica we found her pace so
apparently she's still alive on the
planet we didn't know what happened to
her last time and now we can go off and
try and find her
well she said not to follow her and I'm
directly gonna contradict that I think
we're fine on what we have but I was
told that it's over where the lily pads
are so I've kind of been in that area
already but I didn't have a way of going
deep also I only have 34 energy
that gonna cause a problem probably it's
been a while since I've recorded okay I
I was away for a week I mean I wasn't
you guys didn't notice a thing I wasn't
gone at all the video was kept coming as
normal because I'm a professional I also
don't have any food well I have a heated
blade is there something chasing me so
that's where they island is I need to go
cling to where that is but also through
the pocket out the other side kind of go
to the left of where the shipwreck is I
think it's where I start seeing the lily
pads basically where the Glo whales are
but this might be a pain in the ass to
get through fing a copay one of these
sock asses it's fine just just be quiet
just silently go through those are
floating and made it
they're not floating you've been there
because it's underwater oh I hear you Oh
Oh God
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I'm no good at judging numbers but I'd
say there's about 17 million of them out
there okay I need to boost I need to
boost I need to get over here oh god the
world is loading in and freaking me out
[ __ ] eating my ass
also heavily have to avoid these guys as
well down into oh I heard it alright so
there's a drop over here I've gotten it
I got what was inside it I picked up
what it was putting down boy
look at his cutie you the boy I think
it's kind of in that area anyway clue
wails yay
these are dead lily pads these guys suck
they're very strong very powerful and
they like to eat ass and swim fast I'm
staying
very far away from them I'd already know
what I'm looking for down here though
I'm looking for like a gap in the rocks
which I'm seeing money Oh Oh God oh this
is oh there's a bunch of there's a bunch
of see titties down here I'm not gonna
be able to go this far I need another
depth Margit awkward
oh yeah there's three of them damn okay
we're fine so what the hell are these
undulating anuses let's get it
dog are they're creepy this whole game
is creepy
everything's creepy and it sucks what
are you like a flirt don't get close
with Kay flower
[ __ ] great I'm so glad I got so much
more information out of that don't you
just get so far down into the ocean that
it sounds like it's crying yeah I did
this is a whole new area though this
wasn't in the game when I played it
before
ooh precursor Tech what what that's what
we need they can actually just get out
and scan these ones can't get out of the
flappy okay cool
awesome awesome awesome seek you know
I'm not gonna do it it's gonna make the
same joke that I always make would just
seek the inside of my ass no I'm not
gonna do it it did it anyway but Shh
silence is needed right now
[ __ ] god it goes even deeper
oh I've paid enough subnautica to know
that [ __ ] is gonna get wet and wild down
here alright let's just take a little
look-see with my hot bod
what is down here more precursor tech oh
god this sucks
worth checking out so why tell me
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I'm curious tea hmm okay I need to make
some stuff to get another depth upgrade
ooh maybe this is actually helpful you
ran a night Crystal's I think those are
very helpful what did I need to make
benzine and codeine morphine I don't
know
I'll get back into my my little C truck
here okay
blueprints what do we need for the depth
module three headlamp I don't need that
it would be kind of cool though C truck
okay nickel or okay whether they need
the benzene and the codeine in the stuff
for the [ __ ] do I find nickel or no no
I'm asking you but you're not going to
know oh I think it was the architects
skeleton that I needed there for okay
let's take out you put some power into
you wait before we go anywhere let's
repair the one I prepared earlier I
don't think you have oh you do
let's nickel or run it now okay well
let's get out and search for that [ __ ]
just let me know whatever you get close
I know I'm probably gonna die actually I
shouldn't die
I shouldn't allow my character to die
because that would be stupid
let's get into the C truck get some air
and let's just head straight to the
surface Oh can I even do that oh oh I'm
very far down never mind never mind you
you're coming with me
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Jesus the [ __ ] am I
all right I just need to get out of here
get to the surface and then swim me swim
swam all the way back to my base and get
stuff wait what are these I thought they
were just broken things floating in the
air water Wow that's [ __ ] awesome
well the lily pads man and the gold
whales floating around seems amazing
it's so pretty
and if anybody says otherwise you tell
them to go [ __ ] themselves out can I not
I went to surface
all right I'm gonna leave my my little C
truck here I'm gonna take your brains
give me these committees now Terry Terry
I'm going all right don't go right I'll
be back
where is my bass over here
Don't Tell Terry but I'm much faster
without him this is just obnoxious Pete
it's awesome
oh yeah I can't even hit me with
lightning right now because I'm too fast
and faster than lightning
this is [ __ ] badass looking though
then all those red sky in the Jesus to
die on me don't you die on me don't you
[ __ ] die on me I'm gonna do it I'm
gonna do it oh yes oh I just put her bed
down here at the end yeah what a
beautiful bed now go sleep I need to get
my health back
wait sleeping get your health back right
have I forgotten House of nauseous works
never mind about stretching that didn't
give me any health back
hurray for me I'm not really upset about
it I'm just very very upset about it
they're okay and now we have lots of
water so I need to find Nikhil
I don't know where I'm gonna find Nikhil
so I'm gonna have to look it up because
okay so it is in that area that I was
searching that's why I wanted to do that
I didn't even don't welcome me aboard
this time I'm a stink my big fat stinker
okay you don't have anything in you cool
thanks
it's replaced all these all the time
that I was [ __ ] around I could have
been doing this oh boy oh I feel [ __ ]
moral okay so how was your day look the
reason I was looking up is cuz I figured
it was in the area where the giant booby
anuses are but I just wasn't seeing any
of it right then and there
and I I wanted to look it up just to
make sure that when I go back I am in
the right area that I'm not [ __ ]
around in the wrong place you know you
feel me can this go faster oh pretty
cursor daddy receives bounty bit oh well
that just happened randomly okay well I
am the fastest man alive so I'm going to
get there before it even hits the water
come on come on baby come on baby what
are you doing oh you're trying to fly I
see a better idea
plus I have to wait for those [ __ ] to
charge so this is great for me this is
good and keeps me busy keeps my mind
occupied stops me from call crazy I've
never gone crazy today yet okay it's
already in the water
[ __ ] it's okay I am speed
that under the iceberg so why didn't the
Titanic just do that go under the
iceberg stupid okay well it's gonna be
in this though a new bike
that'd be pretty cool okay okay
oh god oh god everything everything
wants to eat several parts of me tether
to
the heck is a tether tool I'll see you
in a minute when I'm away from things
the one to eat the very fabric of my
toes everyone says sonic is the fastest
or the flash what about a main character
protagonist in subnautica below zero I'm
faster than anything this world has ever
seen in water out of water does not
matter also people were pointing out
that when I was away from the ice worms
and I was trying to run away from them
that that's what was actually triggering
them and said I should have just left
him alone and walked everywhere that
makes a lot of sense you you guys right
you're right about that
but too little too late at this point
teleport back to a teleportation sea
truck module what excuse me what
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so if I get a teleportation module on my
C truck I can just teleport to it why is
this technology not in everything in
this game you clearly didn't know how to
build it
my throat's dry clearly people open the
[ __ ] space station know how to build
this stuff for me we don't they just put
one on the space station and give me the
thing that teleports me am I looking too
far for the logic in a game about space
aliens maybe but my point still stands
all right take all these out stick away
well worried your little blue balls
hurry I'm on my way back whoa it's
meteor shower ring again you see one in
the distance over there you know that
was a thing that could happen again come
on do it do something
oh yeah so damn cool
I'm easily impressed
Oh des is weird looking but they'll just
transition to nighttime wait what is
happening Oh is there an eclipse ah
probably I forgot that they could happen
remember the first thing that happened
in some night again before in regular
subnautica I [ __ ] lost my mind
I'm so [ __ ] cool well you guys
haven't been attacking Terry have you
Terry
are you all right he's fine everybody
okay
cool you go oh god I can't stand an
eatery there we go
back in bidness and down we go down
didn't woozy blimey deep I need a drink
of water or something I'm a [ __ ] die
wait wait wait wait I have a fabricator
on Terry and I was starving and
thirsting and there's fish all around
here why didn't I just get the fish here
and eat them
you know what just don't stone sometimes
I am more upset with myself than any of
you could ever be and hearing it from
you just hurts even more well I needed
to go back for the Power Cell and [ __ ]
anyway but I've got to get a drink [ __ ]
all right let's do a little scanner ooh
of this area oh it's very quiet oh I
don't like that okay
quartz lumps so isn't it cool just lying
around like a crystal or Oh yep it's are
you pointing me to lassie Nick hello
nice you need three of them to get
everything bro the best part is is that
I can just make the module here too I
think you just take out the one that's
in it already
oh you guys are just belching [ __ ]
look at you
have you no shame what are these who
flower spores oh that's how I make
benzene cool
I needed the benzene for oh the
architects cometh yeah
alright let's travel around a little bit
more I couldn't find any more there but
this place I know it's full of it
I could feel it what are you guys doing
freaking out down here your textures all
weird I know what you are you like a
little bone hoop fish that's probably
exactly what the air actually Nicole
this it yes god that's hard to see
I'm also down where Terry can't go and
that scares me a little but all I need
is one more or than Terry yeah and then
Terry could join me on the trip of a
lifetime
boom baby I want to eat everything what
are you a loop plant is it just gonna
say loop plant wow you plant I'm
learning so much
alright I need to get this out of you
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] no get back it
just build it [ __ ] quickly come on
come on come on come on come on it's got
the one they [ __ ] take it out you're
gonna get crushed there it's fine
that was [ __ ] scary okay now you can
go to 900 meters whoa
I should probably she's probably Healey
up a small bit there before we go any
further you've no battery in you cool
love that no you do so shut up
we can go really deep what was the
deepest we could go in regular
subnautica was it like 1,200 meters or
1,700 or something
I remember going very very far down in
that game
Oh oh-oh-oh I'm getting caught and
everything though
all right well nothing that way that's
cool out so I'm getting caught and
everything Terry you got a fat ass oh
this seems promising there seems very
promising look at that gate you know I'm
just going to get out and take a quick
scan ok cool scanned let me scan [ __ ]
it's cool
oh god Terry can you even come in here
you can and you shall what the hell is
this
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okay don't breathe this in architect
component you've traveled far did you
ever meet other space fairies they did
not so our meeting was a big moment for
you too aren't you curious why we're the
only ones it is statistically improbable
to survive the threats of technological
advancement so you think it's luck
Bern Robin he shouldn't all over you in
our species
yeah okay so blueprint autumn is that
really I did still didn't get to the
base made us base the architect issue
says a leather like tissue sample of
alien origin pretty awesome so the
polyaniline I think I make with the
uraninite crystals the benzene now I can
make with the hydrochloric acid I can
actually plasti think it's as well I
need to collect a lot more of these
samples then that are around let me dump
these in case I do a big heck and die
dead sites I don't like that let's get a
bunch more of these spore things
flower spores then we can make all the
benzene in the world basically just make
drugs in the back of your car oh wait no
so to make polyaniline I need
hydrochloric acid and goal is to make
hydrochloric acid I need deep lilypad
mushrooms and salt and then to make
benzene I need flour spores and ribbon
plants [ __ ] okay well I see these
mushroom boys down here let's get a
bunch of these
that works I got like 20 of them and
salt okay well I'll just deposit some
stuff here I keep the basic stuff how
much do we need before we can build this
medium no I just value independence for
both of us I'm sorry how are you doing
I am nominal how else are you doing
great good to know thanks Alan should be
like picking up gold and stuff here I
can't get it elsewhere but there's
nothing really attacking me down here
like it doesn't the surface surface all
right where am I going next this is a
vital parent of what we needed I didn't
know we needed more architect stuff so
now it does beg the question of yeah
like what else do we need now who do you
know where is this information coming
from
what the hell what the hell indeed
that's like when gray fox talks to you
and Metal Gear Solid
just call me deep throat okay so all
terrorist suspects me they don't want me
doing any of this for some reason I
don't know do Altera ever know what they
want
really where am I I want to get out I
want to go back to the surface
I'm completely [ __ ] lost sorry
oh I found a thing
Siri looks new I'm further out past the
the lily pads now what is this ground
sampler huh
it's pretty cool tech little dude a note
fish no no cool imma eat a Newton ooh
let me eat pingu also there was a piece
of this what is this seat rook aquarium
module fragment I don't have that do i
oh oh I had one okay this is a little
ominous and a little scared but that's
fine let's go further out into this area
this is where subnautica thrives is when
you don't know what you're getting
yourself in for you just kind of explore
dark creepy areas and you don't know
what's about to happen this could just
be the edge of the map too
like there might actually not be
anything down here
yeah I think this is just nothing
d Bromley's happening though well it's
either nothing or it's something and
then I'm gonna get surprised by
something else and get very [ __ ]
frightened
this doesn't feel right i I I don't know
if I should be here but I definitely
don't want to be here yeah this is the
edge of the map whenever you come across
these like hard edges okay good great
yeah there's no light down here anyway I
hate that I'm literally clenching my ass
right now
Oh God give me something again please I
can't see [ __ ] oh god that was creepy
hi I am only a hundred meters from the
surface and everything is pitch-black
probably because it's nighttime yeah
it's dark outside got that water effect
through the light is the best I've ever
seen
hi I need to find a new place to go
right now I'm kind of just wandering I
haven't been down here yet this is
underneath the giant jellyfish Jesus
okay okay okay okay I'm sorry I'm sorry
okay just keep going just keep going
oh this I don't know about this I can't
fit down there Kelly should i oh Jesus
it's bad bad idea i'ma head back up here
wait
until he was coming back out in a
different area now what the [ __ ]
I told you not to follow me up Tara now
you got a problem where are you why are
you hiding you know how many lawsuits
are out on me
no names look bad name comes with a
price you really want to know come to
see me the color on the door is 22:47
damn I found her by [ __ ] random
accident
but where are you are you further down
what are you doing down here Marguerite
oh there's a new arm fragment can i arm
is this super punchy arm torpedo arm
I never really use the torpedo arm all
that much
it's cool and all but I kind of just use
torpedoes in the seamoth this is like a
whole [ __ ] zone down here okay torpedo
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she was really hidden okay I kind of
need food this is cool what I like about
these areas is that they're all
completely under the ground like coming
down here normally is one thing but then
you find that one hole that you go down
through and then it leads you to [ __ ]
like this holy [ __ ] I think we're going
the right way just a hunch okay I don't
know if I lose this arm fragment either
I want a grapple arm the grapple and the
drill are all you needed space is so
[ __ ] cool there are these you can't
scan them
it will probably just say something like
cave crystals new glow boys a ruck rub
can I eat you know
I kinda want to eat you the same I also
have fish on me that I can turn into
food right now that I am NOT doing this
one had a [ __ ] mouth on it nice okay
further down into Z Blamey deep I assume
I'm just gonna find her base somewhere
Oh what's down here though
why did what is that what is what is
that Oh what is that oh it's [ __ ]
massive
oh-oh-oh I don't want to be here
what the [ __ ] are you hey hey hey no no
no no no no no no go go go go go I can't
go I can't go faster I can't go faster
must go faster
jesus [ __ ] christ
it's not a new reaper I hate this this
[ __ ] sucks
this is the worst also awesome
am i safe oh [ __ ] me Oh what was that
okay there you go I'm gonna heal you up
cuz you needed discution I want to get
close with the scan it though
definitely a new type of Reaper
bladder fish nice I can get me some
water oh man
you see Emmys flown in the distance curl
plant we've looped bets
we have curl plants we have big giant
boys that want to eat my [ __ ]
so Nauticus awesome I also need to be
careful with this because I'm using up
precious power from AC truck here I only
have 25 power left
made it where are you where the [ __ ] is
your base are there's another one no no
sometimes making noise oh it's you
[ __ ]
I don't want this I don't want it uh-uh
then take it back
I'm detecting a phone to signal from one
of our facilities and everything do you
know anything more most of my knowledge
was lost to inspector eyes huh da this
place is really cool it amazed me that
Aryan Dark Souls there Duke's archives
you get to Crystal areas and that
I'm hoping we see something soon because
I feel like I'm going in circles
Allen you want to confirm or denied
these reports up this looks important
what are we looking at
whoa
whoa what are this
holy [ __ ] just look like giant rubies
he's got them of course not that would
only be helpful I am really deeply
fairly down I am very worried about
running out of power down here deathly
quiet please tell me I'm going the right
direction I have to be all everything is
new every time I turn the corners
alright later where are you the way she
was talking to me I thought I was like
right on top of her base then I go past
it now that there's probably a high
possibility that I've gone past it oh
god is that another one oh it's another
one but what if I don't want
I since the business of a substantial
facility in the area I like this though
this this is all [ __ ] Go Go what are you
sucking oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he's
gonna eat my ass yeah Sonny fast [ __ ]
okay okay oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I'm stuck I'm
stuck I'm literally stuck No
now move what am I stuck in oh my god
I just saved it holy [ __ ] [ __ ] just
don't look at it just all of you close
your eyes everything's fine okay okay
okay
what about maximum depth what the [ __ ]
do I do now
I am so lost down here I'm getting stuck
in [ __ ] okay Oh God
oh he's coming back oh he's coming back
oh no oh let's get him right into the
devil's anus well I'm right here
so found out that it's called a shadow
Leviathan cool where am i am what do I
do
I have a suspicious feeling that I have
missed the base that I was supposed to
be at so I'm heading back I'm also
trying to make sure that I don't run out
of power so I'm bringing Terry back
closer to the entrance please please
please no please no please no please no
please no no god [ __ ]
okay okay okay okay it's happening I
just whatever
yep yep oh god I'm stuck again [ __ ] me
that [ __ ] sucks okay I already have
three power left I don't know what I'm
gonna do whoo
no I'm out of power I'm out of power I'm
out of power what do we do what do we do
I hate this am I am i dead is this death
is this what the death is I can't do
anything I can't go anywhere how's it
get out let me out
I won't escape if you [ __ ] stuck in
here okay there we go there we go just
go just go I don't know where I'm going
cuz I'm gonna [ __ ] die
I have no oxygen or anything oh [ __ ]
this sucks we I found her bass oh [ __ ]
what was the code I don't know what the
code is
22:47 okay where's the [ __ ] door I'm
not gonna make it
no [ __ ]
so I just go back to this [ __ ] C
truck
oh it's acting like I'm not in water
excuse me are you [ __ ] kidding me Oh
almost there almost there
is it gonna do the same thing again
don't don't don't don't do it don't do
it oh thank god
okay well that's not the worst thing in
the world
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Oh God words he's right behind me
Oh hahaha okay just keep your wits about
you I didn't burn through as much oxygen
this time so I should be able to get to
the base oh my god this game of all time
this the most stressful day of my entire
life
[ __ ] ago 22:47 okay okay still going
to the right direction that's good now I
just need to find the door
can't believe a god I was right here and
everything I was right next to where I
was supposed to be the entire time and I
went way further into it
whoa okay don't [ __ ] look at it from
the outside just get in where's the door
where's this 30 seconds [ __ ] he had to
get in am I gonna die again oh she's a
moon pool that's how I get in there is
no outside door you [ __ ] idiot
customized prawn suit no get rid of the
moonpool thing I want to check out the
rest
Marguerite's prawn suit standard-issue
Altera prawn suit based with a chest
siclari whatever
mandible she's so badass this this is so
[ __ ] stressful to get here this is
where I use the code Jesus Christ
is he your dog names Marguerite Maeda
now you owe me you trained a stalker how
long have you been here too long that
aliens have looked you had I needed you
mean this thing what do I care what you
need
what do you care about lady I want off
this jumped up puddle of a planet if I
help you will you give me the tablet
if you help me I won't kill you it's a
start you can stay here to catch your
breath the moment you're ready
get off my sea bass oh man she's cool
well you'll pay for night where did your
dog stop Marguerite made it confidential
okay
seat emitter defense up great yeah mind
if I steal this do you you have a
promise II would I have a seat rook you
know we're just two different people
Oh your face is so awesome dogs so full
of death they I think this dude's
animation broke can I have the [ __ ]
thing
I don't know if this base is quite
finished or if it's fully functional or
anything cuz nothing's really happening
but this is cool I sleep in your bed my
problem though is much larger than this
because I can't do anything now ok
nothing seems to be interactable a
shower where was that
what simple scatter that's it there we
go
I can build a shower wash the filth off
me like the trash I am or not a sink so
this is the the deep dive update they is
so [ __ ] spooky though this is the
latest update for the game as all of
this kind of stuff and it's cool that
you have an NPC in the game now that
actually has like dialogue and stuff
towards you
damn cool it adds so much more life to
the game now that you actually have
somebody else you can interact with and
their story to them and that kind of
thing I love that but yeah I I don't
know what I'm supposed to do now can I
take your [ __ ] prawn suit for a ride
nope like what am I supposed to do I'm
stuck here now I'm 380 meters down I
don't have a seat truck I don't have
enough oxygen to get out I don't think
and I have no way of building new stuff
so I'm kind of just stuck here and it'll
just keep restarting me at the [ __ ] C
truck oh I don't know I want to figure
that out next time and leave this
episode here but I'm glad that I
actually found this base now I should
have found it a lot sooner but you know
what c'est la vie I'll figure out how to
get out of here next time we might have
to jank the game to do that because I I
just don't know what else to do about it
but maybe just maybe I'll be able to
figure out a route to get right out of
this area but every time I die I just
spawn back at the C truck we're just
gonna pose a problem just give me the
[ __ ] thing please but yeah that's
going to do it for this episode next
time we're going to go deeper further
down I think that base that Alan was
talking about is not was not this one I
think he's talking about the place we
can go make the architect skeleton or
body that he needs to do whatever he
needs to do but until then we'll figure
that out next time I will leave this
episode here thank you guys for watching
it and I'll see you in the next one
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meet up like batteries laying around