Jory: (in monotone throughout) Hello, I'm Jory Caron. Here's a Twizzler in the wrapper. We all know America is fat and people love their candy. Mmm! But what's better than candy? WARM candy! You got it!
So, I wanna heat up this Twizzler, but I can't put it on the stove. I wouldn't be able to get it out. And plus, you've seen our microwave. I'm leaving it IN the wrapper!
*theme song plays*
Jory: Are you ready for this? Let's do it!
Jory: I wonder how long it takes to microwave? Two minutes?
Jory: Ventilation is key!
Jory: Oh, jeez!
Jory: Safety is of number-one concern.
Jory: Yeah, I think they're on fire.
Jory: No one likes fried junk!
Jory: Bad idea? Possibly!
Jory: Stopping, stopping!
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Here at Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is our number-one concern. We have tin foil to protect our nuts. No one likes roasted nuts!
Okay! Then, we proceed. We have three fans for ventilation, so we don't kill ourselves. And then, we have our Sharp microwave. 16 00:01:18,48 --> 00:01:07,48 Jory: In goes the Twizzler. Closing the door sounds like a good idea. And now, we should set the time. A minute-thirty. Why? I have no idea!
Jory: We're gonna close the door for safety reasons, and then, we're gonna turn off the lights for dramatic effect. Let's turn this microwave on.
Jory: I think the Twizzler is changing colors. It seems lighter now than it was before. And the bag seems to be poofed up. And it smells like Twizzler in here. Mmm, Twizzlers!
Jory: Oh, it's smoking! What a treat! And it's blackening.
Jon: We didn't put black licorice in there, did we?
Jory: No. My guess is that you should probably stop the microwave if you wanna consume this. But what if you don't? Well, then you keep going!
Jon: I think smoke's coming out of the back...
Jory: (laughs) And it's starting to smell like charred Twizzler!
Jon: Shut it off! Shut off the microwave!
Jory: It's starting to smell like burnt toast!
Jon: Shut it off!
Jory: I'm tryin'! Burnt toast with strawberry jam!
Jon: Shut it off!
Jory: It smells like burnt toast with strawberry jam. Mmm, mmm, bitch! Now, let's go check the microwave.
Oh, boy, is it foggy in here! I hope I don't get the black lung!
Jory: It was in there for a minute and ten seconds. So, let's open the door. (laughs) Oh, jeez!
Yeah, as you may see, there's a fire alarm in here! Safety is of number-one concern!
*smoke alarm goes off* 34 00:03:25,162 --> 00:03:17,16 Judging by the smoke alarm, I'd say we're not properly ventilated. What a shame! Oh, well! Let's check out what happened inside the microwave.
Jory: I wouldn't eat that! I don't know who would! It kinda oozed around and charred and made a delicious strawberry/plastic treat that I wouldn't wish upon anyone!
We're probably not gonna be able to use this microwave anymore! That sucks!
Oh, well. So, you may be asking, I don't know WHY, but you may still be asking, is it a good idea to microwave this? No, it is NOT a good idea to microwave Twizzlers. No matter how warm and delicious they might be later, it is not worth it.
So, join us next time on "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron. 'Bye!
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